Zach Justice HOOKED UP With Jess? | STORY (The Dropouts)

It's actually been Pork and somebody in the friend group. Do you want to say it out loud? I'm not going to say it out loud. No? No. You better not either. Don't say it. She... Jess Soukier. You hooked up with Jess too? That's me, that's me. What happened? Did you really hook up with Jess? Jess, do you want to come over here? Sit on my lap? Yeah, do you want to sit in between us real quick? Wait, are you guys really dating or something? Here we go. Would you mind handing her the mic just for a second, Jared? Okay. Oh, Jess, I'm sorry. So, Jess and I... This is so cute. Thank you. So, Jess and I, we matched on a little app called Hinge, didn't we? We did, didn't we? And, you know, at first we thought it was a joke. We're just throwing how you doing's back and forth and, oh, you find any love on here? And then one night, I don't know if she was drinking, but she... She was. She hits me up and says, are you up? I did. And I was like, what a time to be alive. Yeah. But I didn't, you know, I didn't want to be disrespectful to the friend group, to you. I know this... I don't give a f**k. And that's what... I don't care what Jess does. And that's what I wrote down. This isn't a father-daughter situation. You don't have to ask my permission. Well, I feel like I need to send a text. So, she comes over and dead sober. And I'm like, oh. I had not been drinking. She had not been drinking. Okay. And I'm like, do you want to kind of, should we watch a film? Like, I don't know how to set this up. What time was this at? Like, a little past midnight. Maybe later. Is this real? I can't tell. It was like 1... I really can't tell. It was like 1 AM. Yeah, it was like 1. Okay. And one thing leads to another and, like a mechanic, I pop that clitoral hood. And... This is all fake. I don't know if it is. There's no way Zach's coming on here and saying all this if it was real. Wait, why? There's no way. Why? And there's no way that Jess would let him. This is a prank on me. Right, Ferris? This is a prank on me. But go ahead. I like it. I guess, yeah, you just... Alright, Jess. Is this what happened? He popped your... Clitoral hood. You can't say that to an employee. Yeah, I guess one thing led to another and... What did you think about... My size. Yeah, my size. I mean, obviously, it's not Ferris' size, I assume, but... What did you think about my stories about the KKK? No, it was alright. It was alright. He's sitting right next to you. I thought we had a decent time. It was decent. Okay. Did you stay the night? Or did you get up and leave? I left at like 5 AM. Pretty much stayed the night. 5 AM? Did you guys wrap at 4.30 and then you left at 5 or you were like... We didn't wrap it up at all, baby. No, we did, we did. I'm worried about STDs when it comes to this one, so... We 100% wrapped it up. Yeah. Okay, and then what else happened? What was your end of it? You liked it or... No, that's it. And this is like the first time we've seen each other since. Yeah, it was fine. You were really eager to get him here yesterday. I was. I think she's a little bit more attached to Ryan. I said, I... I hope you... We're doing this for the next two months, you know. We're coming back every week. Yeah, I scheduled them weekly. It was like a recurring calendar invite. Did you watch her come back through the door? No, I'm a grandpa. I go to bed at like 9 o'clock, so... Really, for real? 9 o'clock? If I can, I go to bed, like, at 10, 9 or 10. Somewhere in between. Do you think it will happen again or do you think that was a one time occurrence? You can be honest here. Um, you know, I'm like I'm kind of desperate right now. So I think it'll happen again. Is there something more than Physical with you guys you guys like each other We haven't done anything really emotionally. Yeah astute yet. Yeah, do you guys think we're compatible? Jason No, oh, sorry, I was like looking for Brandon's answering going He's just has a twitch yeah, I just got it's right I Don't know Zach so Zach's a Strange guy to figure out he is really strange right because there's a lot of me to him. What is it? That's what drew me to him. Do you do you feel like what do you there's a lot of layers? Yeah, I feel like I'm in a fever dream Am I still asleep am I gonna wake up this way like so this is real Yeah, we just wanted to wait to come out in the podcast ass Thank you, thank you a really good job No, this wish I hadn't said that ass. Yeah. Yeah me too Yeah, it ruins everything. It ruins everything I Knew it. I'm sorry. I apologize. I mean, it's okay Clickbait now, right was there planning to this bit? Like were you guys upstairs talking about it or no? I saw her on the floor and I said, let's run with it. Right? Yeah, it's all improv. We're really good I bought it. Thank you Feel like it happened and they're now trying to cover it up All right, here's what we'll do give me give me a paper and a pen I'll draw you naked from memory and we'll see if it matches up Jerry the lie detector guy in here