How well does Frank Lampard know his wife? | Play To The Whistle

What is Frank's favourite position? Did she say A, centre midfield? Did she say B, behind the front two? Or did she say C, missionary? She said... This is my favourite position. Yeah. Frank and Christine will be asked questions about each other and all they have to do is match the answers. Whoever gets the most matches wins a point for their team. OK, Frank, if you would like to head over to the Soundproof booth and put your glasses and headphones on. Are you feeling nervous? I'm feeling very nervous. You should be. We've put your favourite song on for you. Christine, are you ready? OK, I think I am. Earlier on we asked Frank a series of questions about you. You've got to get the right answer. Where was the first place Frank kissed you? And I don't mean physically. Is that too... The answer! Is it A, the front door of his house? Was it B, in his car? Or was it C, in the players' lounge at Stamford Bridge? He has got this wrong, I might add. I'm going to kill him. It was supposedly a very memorable day. It was, I think... The bum hole, sorry. I'm so sorry. I do an apology for my TV. I'm sorry for saying bum hole before midnight. Well, I remember this clearly and the correct answer is our front door, whether he says that's another thing. OK, so you're saying A, front door. A, front door. OK, next question. How would Frank describe your mum? Would he say she was A, unstable, unhinged and unhappy? Would he say B, a milf, flirty and accommodating? Or C, quiet, lovely and welcoming? It's got to be that one, hasn't it? We live at home. OK, this is the next question. What is Frank's favourite position? Is it A... A, centre midfield. Contain yourself. Bum hole is not on here. That's not a position, that's a target. B, behind the front two. Or C, missionary. All of that was like Latin to me. Sure, Christine. Christine, you're saying C, missionary. Christine, you understand the question, don't you? And that is the end of your answers. Christine Blake, well done. Oh God, this is what it's like. That was amazing. It was like it was in the garden, you had guests round, get back in it. I just want to remember the girls. We asked Christine, where was the first place you kissed Christine? Was it A, the front door of his house? B, in his car? C, in the players' lounge at Stamford Bridge? Or what was your other option, Sean? Bum hole. Not one I had written down. Front door, in your car, or in the players' lounge at Stamford Bridge? We should get this. This is the front door at home. Well done. This is a tricky one. How would you describe Christine's mum? Did she say A, unstable, unhinged and unhappy? B, a milf, flirty and accommodating? Or C, quiet, lovely and welcoming? I would have loved it to have been the milf. She's definitely quiet and welcoming. What is Frank's favourite position? Did she say A, centre midfield? Did she say B, behind the front two? Or did she say C, missionary? She said... This is my favourite position. She would have said midfield. The dirty little mink said missionary. Your mum's watching this. She's a milf, so it's fine. So, Christine and Frank, well done. Very, very good. The tables are turned. Christine, go and get yourself into the booth. Put your headphones on and your goggles. We'll see you in a minute. Are you ready? Do you think you know her? Yeah, I do. Let's have a little listen to what Christine is enjoying in her headphones. Are you ready? This is your question number one. What did Christine say was your signature dish? Was it A, your chilli con carne? B, anything involving pasta and boiling water? Or C, your carrots and walnut cake? Chilli con carne. Is it a bit good? It is good. What's your secret ingredient? Dark chocolate. Right. How did Christine get the scar on her arm? Was it A, an accident she had with the hair straighteners when she was a teenager? Was it B, when a flock of geese tried to eat her? Or was it C, Luis Suarez bit her after the Player of the Year party last year? I'm going for the first one. The hair straighteners. A, that's banked. Right. What did Christine say was your worst habit, Frank? Did she say A, that you think magic fairies exist around the house that clean up after you? Did she say B, that you're extremely heavy-footed when moving around the house? Or did she say C, when you bite your toenails and leave them scattered across the table? I'll do all of them. This is complete potluck. She complained about the heavy-footedness lately. She hates the toenails in bed. Is that what you're saying? How do you get your foot in your mouth? Because I'm quite flexible. OK, that is it. You've answered all your questions. Let's get Christine out. Christine! Frank, go on. Give her a nudge. Oh, God! Oh, he's very firm, isn't he? Are you ready, Christine? I think so, yes. This is what we asked Frank about you. Oh, dear. What did you say was Frank's signature dish? Was it A, chilli con carne, B, anything involving pasta and boiling water, or C, your carrot and walnut cake? Anything to do with pasta and boiling water would be the correct answer. Well, Frank said it was his chilli con carne, Christine. Oh, right. You did that once, and then it was gone. It's amazing! Can I just explain? Honestly, this is a swear to God what happened. It was in our really early days, and he's trying to look like he cooks, but he clearly doesn't. And he did make this big thing of chilli con carne, and he was sort of showing off when I'd made you dinner. And he put the lid on top of it, and as he put the lid on top, the whole glass shattered into the dinner. So I didn't even taste it. Oh, Frank. The secret ingredient was glass. Chilli con carne. Not so good so far. Frank, let's move on. How did you get the scar on your arm? Was it A, an accident with hair straighteners when you were a teenager? Was it B, when a flock of geese tried to eat you? Or was it C, Luis Suarez bit you after Player of the Year party last year? The correct answer to that is B. I was attacked by a flock of geese. He always gets... He never remembers that. I feel like I'm on a middle-class Jeremy Kyle. And that's the scar. There it is, and we have had this conversation many times, and for some reason he can't seem to remember that story. It does sound ridiculous, doesn't it? What did Christine say was your worst habit? Did you say A, that he thinks magic fairies exist around the house that clean up after him? Or that he's extremely heavy-footed when moving around the house? Or when he bites his toenails and leaves them scattered across the table? All of the above, but the most irritating for me is definitely the toenail thing. Frank, you know the army of female fans you've got. See ya. Sean, what has that done to the scores? Well, Christine got one wrong, Frank got two wrong, so it's a whitewash. It's 3-0 to Bradley's team!