He tells out loud his wife's little secret _ The Change-Up _ CLIP

I'm not Mitch. What? I'm Mitch. He's Mitch. I'm Mitch. Somehow we switched bodies. And I'm Dave. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, see what happened was, is we pissed in a magic fountain. And then the next day it disappeared. They moved the fountain somewhere. And then they moved it somewhere. I don't know. And then when they find it, we're going to switch back. We had to pee because we were drinking. Because we were drinking. That sounds like a plan. Can you start the bath for the twins? Okay. Hey, Pumpkin. Pumpkin, listen. This is here. Oh, Mitch, no. No, no. Don't call me Pumpkin. Okay? And you promised me that you would clean out the garbage disposal. It smells like cabbage now. Sit down. Just sit down. One second. Okay? Just humor me, all right? I want you to ask me one thing. I don't want to play your game. That only Dave would be able to answer. Okay? It's just one question. Please. I'm begging you. Good idea. Okay. When is our anniversary, Dave? April 17th. Next question, please. Wrong. So close. 19th. 17th is your daughter's birthday. 19th is your anniversary. Why do you know that? You think I'm a monster? I sent you a card. Okay, Jamie. Hey, listen to me. Okay. Ask me anything else. Oh, my gosh. Mitch, I don't have time for this. Come on. One more. Make it tough. Really tough. Only Dave would know. Stumper. Fine. What is my favorite color, Dave? Red. Celadon. Do you not understand what we're trying to accomplish here? I mean, it's the opposite of help. Okay. Okay, honey. Okay, I got it. I got it. I'm going to tell you something that only I, that only Dave would know. Three years ago, you took your vibrator. You took your vibrator. Morning. Into the bathtub, and it short-circuited and electrocuted your vagina. Hang on. And there's now the cutest little bald spot right there. Yeah. Hi. Oh, my God. No, it's me. This hasn't been fun. Good story. You son of a bitch. How dare you tell him that? God. Wow. What is wrong with you two? How would you like it if I told him that you have a ball that feels like two balls? So it's like you have three balls. Dave has three balls. A bouquet of balls. Bad, bad. This idea ******* sucked. Hey, hey, listen. I don't want you to worry about anything, okay? I'll be able to hold down the cord. Fine. I found it as soon as possible. It's like a can of tennis balls down here. The only problem I see is what do I tell Jamie? What do you tell Jamie? What? She wants to have sex tonight. Huh? Think about that. You're not having sex with my wife, Mitch. Obviously, bro. But if she comes at me like a hurricane, a guy can only withstand so much. Mitch. Dave. I'm trying to pull something off here, okay? Now, I might have to hit that, okay? She'll know. Now, how many times a day do you guys have sex? I'll have to pace it out. What day is it today? I don't know. Is it Tuesday? Yeah. You know what? It's a non-issue. What does that mean? You guys don't have sex on Tuesday? Take the day off? That's adorable. Tell you what. If she comes on like a hurricane... Just drill it. Yeah. What can you do? Give him the keys. Smart. Yeah. Okay. Please be careful with her. It's like we're swapping rides. Yeah, it is. It's just like that. Thanks, buddy. You're being very cool.