What We Do On a Typical Saturday Night

We just had a nice dinner. It's Saturday night. We're headed to the most dangerous grocery store in America in in America Thank you in the americas It's Called rock and roll ralphs and basically mcjagger shops. They're ozzy osbourne tina turner spendo ballet It's a green light chief Chef We're gonna go over to the rock and roll ralphs and we're gonna see what's going on over there it is dangerous but They do have the best snacks in the game So naveen and I have decided to brave the elements tonight for you guys on a saturday night I mean, this is really crazy that we're doing this. I know venturing over to rock and roll ralphs on a saturday night I know but i'm trying to i'm trying to really stack footage in case something happens to me Yeah So I keep uh, yeah so you can be like, oh man, i'm glad we have that footage i'm going to ralphs at 10 p.m at night right Because then you will uh, maybe not vlog my funeral This is it guys the most dangerous place you got to really have the munchies to come here this is life risking munchies. Yeah Yeah, you don't want to mess around here. Oh, sorry Do you see that guy you look he was gonna kill me and I offered him to go in front of me careful Jason's already made enemies here The bus just dropped off the new degenerates Someone just jumped the gate. I feel like we're inviting it Okay, so there's the rock and roll ralphs right there Fun fact I saw marilyn manson here once you saw marilyn manson here at the rock and roll ralphs. Oh, yeah No, you did it a long time ago. Yeah at night or in the day, I guess what's the stupid question? He doesn't come out in the day. Yeah, it was nighttime, but then I ran to my friends And I was like, oh my god, I just saw marilyn manson and then they all looked at me and they're like, I mean, that's not Marilyn manson, but I swear it was Did he have makeup on? Yeah Were you gonna walk up to him and go did you write that song beautiful people about me? No, I was gonna say did you really get your ribs removed to suck your own dick? I don't know about his songs I also think that marilyn manson is nicholas cage They they don't They look like a gibby brothers, but they don't look alike in the same room And have you ever seen nicholas cage's son show me nicholas cage's son He looks like gloria cyrus Oh, yeah. Sorry. I was thinking of someone else I love that you're bossing me around and you don't know the right info. What were you thinking of? It's already a bloodbath. You creeped out already. Oh, yeah, of course. It doesn't help what you're wearing Naveen's got her. Naveen's got her. Naveen's got her puppies out tonight. It's big security here Oh the lotto Oh, that's so cool You never see that. Well, look at the gates. They open I call that the gates of heaven when there's cake right after Am I right my guy? What do you think of sparkling eyes? Hey, listen, don't get too comfortable This is how they get you to feel Safe, you're not. I don't there's a lot of people here. I don't feel unsafe Every 20 minutes they turn the lights down They do That's a free-for-all Yeah attention shoppers lights turning off in five seconds four three two grab any butt you can feel Do you need cookies? No, no. Yeah I gotta put in my Customer number not valid This is maybe the worst idea we've ever had it is kind of scary down here I've opened the door for you, but my hands are full But i'm scared Keep your wits about you my guy i'm on the door Do that No crazy crime happened just yet, but if we stay out here you think we'll find it There's a lot going on. There's a brother and sister prostitution duo at the front I think they're just waiting for their mom. We've got people cooking people over here. I don't know if you caught a smell of that the smell They've got some caucasian my favorite Boy, i'll tell you that is no bristol farms. I I love when the snooty knee comes out. It's so funny It's so it's I I I hate that i'm that way But when it does come to food and like I am snootsville. I I I am snootsville when it comes to food Yeah, like I I don't care that really made me appreciate Bristol farms and gelson's so you guys sometimes I take jason down here to sunset boulevard just to make him more appreciative Of what we have at home We got nothing in our fridge Our cupboards are empty They're so empty. We ate everything Oh gram wanted to come over and um, look at our fridge and tell us what's wrong with what we have in our fridge There's nothing to judge I think I'm gonna make up a language Oh, yeah So you just walk around talking to languages all you know No, i'm going to slowly teach people. It will slowly become the new language the number one language Like what how how long has mandarin been around now? It's like the language of the thousands of years. I'm excited to hear your new language How long do you think it'll take you to come up with it? I'm, i'm starting slow. Like i'm like the word stop. Yeah, listen to this sona Sona stop That's good, right? Like that's like something you can remember. Okay. So now do you stop eating? Eating. Yeah Sona chupave say it again. Sona chupave Sona chupave. I like that chupave is eating. Yeah And then chob is eat Chob chob because you said chupave chupave chupave Don't yell at me Chubave yeah chubave chubave is eating. Yeah, so that means sona chubave That means bay. Yeah is ing So that means we have to remember that Yes, yes. Yes. It's very important. We can't like mess this up The future is counting on you. Imagine you go to a party. Hey, what are you working on? I wrote a screenplay. How about you? All right, Vivian and I are coming up with a new language for the future It's the only way ai won't win is if people Amongst other peers come up with a language that ai can't have they would never know. It's the only way It's like in case of emergency and we all need to talk to each other It's this new language that it doesn't know if you want cheez-its you can go to the canyon store No, I don't need you. Do you think I need to sona chubave? I think you need to chob more This is the kind of conversation people have when they're high, but we're completely sober Are you kidding? I don't think this is gonna make any sense to anyone if you made it this far in the video comment And let us know if you want a new lesson on a couple more Important words, but if if not for daily vlogging we would have never come up with sona chubave So now it's going to be the night time guys, and we're going to go home We're going to have our calm water and then we're going to call it a night. I think I want calm to be lolo So if lolo is calm, yeah, what is calming tell me Yeah, we need to so no vlogging we need a word for vlogging it would be you just need a word for vlog We have the int Okay, I have a word there you go gobble Okay Stop vlogging. Give me good night. Uh, good night. Do nerday do nerday. Okay, that's it Do nerday? Uh, what's night nerday nerday? Yeah Do is good. Yeah, okay. Shit. Okay. Now we have two new words do nerday do nerday. So no gobble gobble Jason, this is so fun What if the whole channel becomes uh, it's we speak it in a language And people learn it and then people people will turn and be like, what is it? Are they speaking swedish? No, it's a whole language. You got to like learn the language It's a random video imagine doing the vlog in english and then captioning it into the new language What is the name of the language it's a it's you want to think about it? Yeah, can I have Five seconds. Sure. Sure. Take your time The word that's coming to me for the name of the language. Yeah of the future It's the language of lazen tag. That's a great name for your language lazen tag lazen tag Wow, maybe maybe this is something look at these ******* assholes. You can't park here ah So no So no, you can't ******* park here it's it's Say it in lazen tag Say it in lazen tag. So no dooboo babe So no dooboo film Stop laughing So no dooboo babe So no dooboo babe dooboo Stop. Oh, wait. No dooboo is too much like good. You're telling me to stop vlogging No, i'm saying no parking. Oh, i'm saying stop parking