Boris Johnson’s all time funniest moments (Boris Johnson funniest moments)

Members have decided they have no questions to put to you. Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinise me? Are you saying they haven't the guts to put questions to me? Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies. I've also eaten vegan sausage rolls. Have you eaten a vegan sausage roll? I've not, but it's meant to be a monster hit for that bakery chain, isn't it? They're not bad. What shampoo do I use? I honestly don't know what shampoo I use. It's the same stuff that I use for all cleaning purposes, and it's blue. That's all I know. It's blue. Does Brexit make my passport expire? No. But it does mean that you're entitled to a beautiful new blue passport. I like to paint. I make things. I like to... What do you make? I make... I have a thing where I make models of... When I was in London, we built a beautiful... I make buses. Would you like a cup of tea? Yeah, sure. Keep going. Have a cup of tea. Thank you, thank you. Do you regret... Do you like a cup of tea? Do you regret your comments? Do you regret your comments, sir? Have a cup of tea. Thank you very much. There you go. Do you regret your comments, sir? I want you... He wants you to have a cup of tea. I've read a lot of nonsense recently about how my own bout of COVID has somehow robbed me of my mojo. And, of course, this is self-evident drivel. I was pretty incredulous the other day when I found out I couldn't actually get a Thai curry to deliver to Number 10 because of the security problems. The security there was too tight. The last time I cooked was last night, and I made steak and oven chips, which were very good. In a big open space is taking bossiness too far. There you go. That's my view. OK, good. So we've put that one to one side. Just one other thing, if I may. Mayor Johnson, Mayor Johnson. I think he knew the next question I wanted to ask him, which is why he's left. Braindrops keep falling on my head. Where are you?