My Grandpa's Balls - Gary Owen

It's weird too. It's weird cuz I got like My grandpa was in the Navy. My dad was in the Navy You know, it's weird. Like my dad at one point. He was young. He's like 18 stationed in the Philippines So I'm pretty sure I got some brothers and sisters over there I'm almost positive It was a different time when he was in the Navy. I Was wondering why every time Manny Pacquiao would fight I'd root for him hard. It's like I'm really want him to win Like my grandpa actually married my grandma in the middle of World War two. So the 1940s they got married So I'd be thinking what was on the radio that night What was on the radio the night my grandpa married my grandma like what was the jam? When he the weddings over my grandpa took my grandma back to the hotel Ben her over to bed Just turns on the radio I see stars Redwoods to You are beating this pussy up man, we're you are tearing this pussy apart I said to myself What a wonderful world Beat that pussy up grandpa It's funny too cuz when you're a kid and you just hanging out with your family You don't realize like there's some ---- going on your family. That is not normal, right? Like for my grandparents, for example, so my grandparents had nine kids They have five girls and four boys and all five girls were pregnant as teenagers What the **** was going on in my grandparents house that every woman was wildin And my mom went the longest to have me she was 17 All her sisters must have been looking at it. Like what the **** you waiting on You trying to drive yourself to the pediatrician? Missindependent Cuz I'm a right right my grandma my grandpa passed about 14 years ago. I remember right before he passed One of his last wishes he want everybody get together He wanted one big family reunion And so, you know I was not an easy feat trying to get by together because Out of all the kids all my aunts uncles everybody had at least three kids at least three kids So that little like grandkids a lot of great-grandkids, so we finally got everybody together Got this big fair reunion thing going on and we hired a photographer He had the tripod the wide-angle lens and we was all gonna get this one family picture one last time cuz you know My grandpa didn't have a lot of time left and I'm sitting there right next to my grandpa my house and the dude will not Take the picture and I was like do take the picture. He kept yelling at me. He goes scary. Come here. Come here I said man take the picture. He was I can't come here. I go around went behind the camera. So what's the problem? He goes look so I looked in the camera. My grandpa was heavy and he has shorts on his right ball Was peeking out of the shorts and the camera dude was like I could see his ball. I could see his right ball I can't take the picture. I could see his ball That's okay. I'll go talk to him Now you tell me you see my balls I'm embarrassed not my grandpa I Went up to my say grandpa. You're you're right ball Put your right ball away. We can see your right ball My grandpa was like, uh-huh He was all used started with this You let that ************ hang that grandpa ain't thinking like that