Happy Wife Ain't A Happy Life - Comedian Ron G - Chocolate Sundaes Stand Up Comedy)

Got some good news going on, anything good happening? What you got? Oh man, so your kids all grown and out of here? Oh, so y'all back being nasty again, is that what it is? Oh yeah, panties to the side on the way home. Bloop bloop, bloop bloop, all right. That's dope man, so what's the first thing y'all gonna do, like just this here, like just getting out the house? Oh man, congrats to y'all, salute to y'all man. So what's been the secret to holding together, because it's all right, like love is one thing, but when you add kids to it, you get real, I got a two year old, listen, my two year old is toxic. Listen, for y'all, what's been the thing to keep y'all together the whole time? Because y'all still look happy, you still, you look unmarried, does that make sense? Like being married and not looking married is a dope thing, some people look married, you like, oh, you should definitely stay with her, because you ain't, you know what I'm saying? Like what's the secret? Really? Completely don't agree with that, no. That ain't my generation, that's my dad's generation. Happy wife, happy life, nah. That's how you get a side chick, don't do that. Nah, my granddaddy had a whole nother family when he went to funeral. Hey, but my granny, happy wife, happy life. Nah, I want happy spouse, happy house. What about you man, what's your secret? Just tell him what to do and make sure he shut up? You got a dog, that don't add up. He like, make sure she's happy, she's like, get a dog. I'm like, Jesus, you mean what? This is not a good case at all. She's like, we don't have to hang out with, everything he did was toward her, and she's like, I take care of my dog, I don't have to spend time with him, Jesus. That's, okay, all right. So y'all not thriving, y'all just surviving, we'll go with it. Hold on, we'll let him get the final word, sir. Sheesh, I don't know how to take that. She's busy with the dog. Hey, if you want some nasty time, dog be like, ruff. Hey babe, just got out of the shower, ruff. Dog, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff. Down boy, ruff. Jesus. So where was the dog when the kids was growing up? The kids were the priority or the dog too? Just F these kids, get them out the house so I can spend time with my dog. My God, thumbs up, ah, ruff, woo, all right.