I Tried Getting Sympathy From My Wife. It Backfired! | Dustin Nickerson Comedy

At a certain point as a man, your physicals change. You have to get a new procedure, all right? The prostate exam. I've never had one, but as my older peers have described it to me, it sounds pretty intrusive, downright unprofessional. I can't believe, A, they're allowed to do that, and B, there's a co-pay. Feels like money's going the wrong direction right now. They're like, excuse me, who's paying who for what? And I brought this up to my wife, looking for sympathy. Then I go, you know, honey, I'm a little nervous about the new thing that they're gonna do, and she goes, aw. And I go, honey, why are you mocking me, all right? Don't downplay my, she goes, Dustin, what do you think happens during a woman's physical? I don't know. She goes, let me ask you one question to clarify, Dustin. When they go in and they spread you open, do they use the clamps? I go, I'm sorry, what's this you mentioned of clamps? She goes, yeah, mine starts with stirrups, and then it goes right into clamps. And I was like, oh, is your doctor a James Bond villain? She described the whole thing to me. I didn't get every detail, all right? At a certain point, I fainted after she mentioned a scrape. I went down. But I did gather enough to know you cannot complain about your physicals as a man to a woman. You can't do that. No, that would be like visiting your friend in jail and complaining about the traffic. You can't do that.