Kevin Hart Trolling NBA Players

Obviously you love going to basketball games, you love the NBA, you get into fights a lot with players during the game. You are, now some celebrities do that occasionally, you seem to do it, like you make a point to do it. Every time. It's the last basket for the Warriors. See after that little loose ball, long rebound from Draymond Green, Nik Stauskas left his man. Justin Anderson, once again the Sixers got him from Dallas in the New Orleans Noelle Tree. Is that Steph Curry in conversation with Kevin Hart? It is. So, what I do is, I go there and because you're courtside, you know, it gives you the ability to go back and forth with the players. And I like to do it at a very high level. You know, I take my level of annoyance as high as it can possibly go. And I just do it until they give in. Will Cavero, a lane violation, here's Curry, he's getting layups, that's a three, and whatever Kevin Hart said maybe didn't work, I don't know. You know, I've told guys that their legs were fake, I've told, never heard that insult before. I told LeBron James one time that I thought he had butt shots during the game, but it's not real. And I just kept screaming it. People were getting involved. It gets in his head. Now his big task is what he's going to do next, you know, and I think he's got some plans and I look forward to seeing, you know, where his life goes from this point forward and him and his wife and the kids. The final six of the year, broke his leg in the training camp for the U.S. National Team. Here's Steph Curry with that quick release. Some say it's a point. Here's what happened. They were in Philadelphia. The Houston Rockets are playing the Sixers. I'm a Sixers fan. Okay. So I'm giving it to James. I'm talking the best trash that I've ever talked in my life. I told him that people live in his beard. I told him, you know, I'm really, I'm really, really giving it to him. And he said, Kevin, if you don't shut up, he said, I'm going to turn it up. James went on to score 55 points. And here's the bad part. They beat us by 30. And with like a minute left, he was dribbling the ball, staying in the half court, and he was just staring at me. He goes, tell your team what you did to him. And I said. At the end of it, when the game was over, he came over, he was like, see what you did to your city? And he said, kicking right in the shin. And it was one of those moments where you immediately look for help and no reps or nothing. You're certainly an MVP candidate as Kevin Hart. I heard you guys were drawing back and forth during the game. That's my guy, man. That's my guy. He's been down since day one. Doing his thing, too. Yeah. And he was cheering on MB. We saw you going back and forth. He's from here, yeah. He's from here. I had to show him up a little bit. But it's all love. And like I said, they're a really young team, and they play hard. I'm going to beat my team and get an interview without me doing this. Hey, I'm playing. Go. No, but we saw you. You feel good? I feel pretty. No, I feel. You feel pretty? That's what you said. Did he say feel pretty? Did you say pretty on TV? Yeah, he said he feel pretty. Not good? Not amazing? You said pretty. All of the above, my man. All right, Clay. Okay. I'm going to go ahead and leave this alone, Clay, because at this point in time, I don't think you know who you are. That was pretty sad. What do you think there, Brian? Have you ever felt pretty? No, I never felt pretty before. Can't say that I have, Brian. Yeah, I can't say that I have. Can't say that I ever felt pretty. Looks real good, though. I can say you look good. Yeah. Looked like a draft pick, Clay. I don't like it. Yeah. I like it, but I don't. I'll stay to the three-point shooting with Clay, y'all. Yeah. Why don't you just stick to shooting? Back to you, Carey. Sixers trying to trap him down to Wade. 25 points tonight. Wade lifts and buries him. Guarding Wade. Wade confident. He has been simply sensational this season. What got into you tonight? Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart, really? Yeah. Thank Kevin Hart for that. It's a great feeling, you know, when you go into that bag, especially when you're on the road, you know, when you got people like Kevin Hart talking on the sideline. Hey, Kevin, I've seen your new show where you sit in the hot tub. Your body ain't that good when you can just walk around without your shirt off. I just want you to know that. First of all, if we're ever going to talk about bodies, I want you not to be the one to bring that conversation up. All right? If you don't get out of here shaped like a bean bag that got sat in. Hey, how come he didn't play in a celebrity game this year, man? I think he's really tired. That's one way to solve that, get two Ts. Monet can't get it. Oh, boy. Kevin Hart. Talking junk to Davis. Think about this. I mean, Monet Davis and Kevin Hart is out here. I mean, Kevin Hart. You're the party. What else do you want from me? I'm a four-time MVP. I'm in a hall of famous celebrity games. It's over. I can't do it anymore. I achieved greatness. Shaq, you know what that feels like. Kenny, I know you know what that feels like. Yes, yes. All right, I'm going to stop it right there. I'm going to stop it right there. Joel, what was working so well for you, career highs and points, blocks, assists? Trust our process. Does it get any better than that? What was the key to all this? I'm done. I'm done, man. We cannot do this. You better be done because if you smile fast enough, your lips will bleed. I'm on fire. Pow, pow, pow. Look, look. He's uncomfortably drinking water. Hey, Shaq, I told you I was going to get him, Shaq. Real quick, do we have anybody that can fly some Shaq stick in for Kenny? I got some in my navel. Did you hear about Charles the other night? No, I just need Kenny to lick his lips. Please, for God's sake, Kenny. You're on national television. No, I'm not. Let it go, let it go, let it go. Kenny's lips are like Ernie's bow tie. What's it like hanging with Shaquille O'Neal? First of all, I don't call him Shaq. I call him Long Knees Little Body. That's what I call him. Long Knees Little Body. Shaq has the body of a Dutch woman. That's what I'm saying. What are you talking about? Well, you've never seen a Dutch woman, so it's undefined. That's the thing. Me and Shaq's relationship is complicated because all we do is tease each other. All his jokes are me being small, mine is him being big. Naturally, I win because I'm a comedian and he's not. Lately, I've been tearing him up. I hate the way Shaq falls. That's what kills me. Literally, he falls in steps. He's got a three-step fall. When he's in the game and he's playing? It's the worst thing ever. Has anybody ever seen Shaq fall? I want to see this. Can you show us? If I'm wrong, if this doesn't look like it, just tell me. Literally, it's three sections. This is Shaq. He goes for a rebound. He doesn't get it. He's like, oh, no. Oh, oh, God. No. His legs are stuck. His legs are stuck in the air. It's the worst thing ever. Nobody can help him up because he's too big, so you've just got to wait. Now, right here, now, this is all over the floor. Watch Shaq score. And now nimble foot up. It's like a bowling alley. There goes Shaq down the lane. Hey, guys, it's Jamie from the Cavalier Girls. Jimmy B-Week here on the ESPN Family of Networks. To donate, go to jimmyb- Let's see it. Let's see you as Shaquille O'Neal. Why do you have an extra big- That suit's way too nice to be Shaq, too. I've got to downgrade this suit one time. That's so funny. Oh, God. Can you give us- They come, they get me out the water, and my brother's like, oh, man. He said, dude, I can see your shoulder. And, like, you know, you're fine until you see it. Like, once I saw it, like, it's just how- You remember, right? Yeah, I remember. You remember? You were fine. Someone was like, Shaq, you jammed your toe. You was like- That's how Shaq cries. It looks like a bottomless pit. What is that? What's that thing around it, Shaq? I don't even like the fact you're trying to show abs and it just pushed another piece of fat out. This guy also proves that leaving Duke early is a mistake. Not only does he think the Earth is flat, he also thinks that Elvis works at a Target downstream from his house. Give it up for Kyrie Irving! Kenny has the body of a Dutch woman. I hate that Chris is dressed like a pallbearer. I hate it! This is the man with the green Michael Jackson jacket. Hey, Bruce, don't get yammed on. It's called contact. Get used to it, Chris. Sorry. Sorry. What do you think of Freight Snaker's jacket here, Kevin? First of all, that's the top two worst jackets I've ever seen in my life. He needs to buy another one just like it and throw them both in the trash. I hate to see number one.