When Kevin Hart Roasts Celebrities To Their Face

From roasting Dwayne Johnson's height. Advantage at all. Tall people are stupid. To trash-talking James Harden on the court. He's just, he's off. And I was like, you know why you off? Because you're in my city. Your beard stinks. I hate you. I was like, I hate your calves. I told him, I said, I think you got, I think you got butt shot. Here are 17 savage moments when Kevin Hart roasts celebrities to their faces. You think everyone's like, hey, there's Kevin, great. But, you know. Dwayne Johnson's breath smells like ---- on the regular. And nobody knows this. You want to know where the eyebrow raise came from? It came from the reaction of people when he goes, hello. And everybody. We all know the funniest roast battles are between Kevin and Dwayne Johnson. One fan said, how can you win an insult battle against a comedian? Kevin Hart was too savage. Kevin does not leave any stone unturned when he's insulting The Rock. My piece of advice for anybody that's short is that it's okay. There's nothing that comes with being tall. There's nothing. There's no advantage at all. Tall people are stupid. Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson will always be the funniest bromance to exist. The spiritual grounds that you took me to. And I swore. You even sung a song. We'll talk about it later. How did the song go? Good song. You were like, Kool-Aid Montana. Yeah, that sounds like an original. Even if Kevin spends half his time impersonating and making fun of him. Okay, here's a good impression of Dwayne Johnson, the people's hero. Okay. Mr. Dwayne, could you sign my belt? He's like, oh, come on, man. He throws kids off with signals that take their minds off of what they ask for. Mr. Dwayne, can I get an order, baby? Now, you'd think after calling The Rock's breath trash, dragging his teeth and comparing his thighs to a Pilates instructor's, Kevin would let up a little. Dwayne Johnson has women's thighs. He's got women's thighs. What does that mean, though? Because these are sensitive times. I'd love to hear that. What does that mean that I got women's thighs? It just means that you have very nice... Go ahead. That's a wonderful rabbit hole you should go down right now. You know what? I don't need to explain myself. Please explain it to the world. What does women's thighs mean? This isn't an explain game. This is insults. Women have nice thighs. You shouldn't have their thighs. Is that what I'm saying? Shut up, man. But, nope. He looked at Dwayne's whole existence and said, yeah, let me go ahead and roast the way this man just looks. Don't laugh like that. You look like a detective that's a DJ. I'm trying. This is why I need therapy. Okay, you laugh. But when you think Kevin's done roasting Dwayne Johnson's body, personality, height, and breath, he suddenly gets deep. Kind of. I just put myself out on a carpet, like I was walking, and I felt some foof. It was a flame. And I was like, what was that? And I was like, well, it ain't gas. That's my career. One minute he's talking about how his career is flying high, and the next, he's blaming Leonardo DiCaprio for the smell he may or may not have created. Oh, no. That's me giving you information. No, you need to blame someone else. Leonardo DiCaprio, was he behind you? Channing, get your nasty, that nasty stuff out of here. That's what I said. That's my career back there that just blew up. Not gas. It wasn't gas. A little bit was gas. A little bit of it. Not a lot. It was a crowd. They can't pinpoint it on me. After Kevin finished blaming Leo for farting on the red carpet, he moved on to something even messier, Kim Kardashian's divorce. And the end of Kim and Kanye in real life. In the divorce, Kim got the house and Kanye got the stadium. That's right. Because, let's be honest, when a relationship ends, and one person gets the house and the other gets a stadium, you already know who won. When they separated, Kanye moved into Atlanta's Mercedes-Benz stadium. This is actually Kanye's room. Let's take a look. He really did move. Yeah. It looks like the women's gym at the NCAA tournament. Look at that. Remember they only had three weights. And just when you think Kevin's done with Kim, he keeps going. It's just that he roasts her ex like it's personal. Because what do you even say about a man who lost the house in a divorce and decided to live in a stadium? It looked like the Olympic dressing room. The box bed. Exactly. Only Kanye. Look at this, man. Then he went to a game later that night that was on top of the stadium that he was sleeping up under. Kevin starts by painting a hilarious picture of what his life is going to look like now that he lives in the stadium. Yeah, well, when they said, Kanye, what you about to do after this? I'm about to go downstairs and go to bed. What? Yeah, I'm about to go right to sleep. I ain't going to do too much after this. I ain't trying to be up all night. I'm going to go right downstairs and go to bed. Tell them they got to wrap this basketball up. I got a big day tomorrow. He then moves on to roasting his outfit choices. Jesus Christ. Kanye got paint holes on his face. Kanye walked in. Kanye walked in looking like a bank robber from the 80s. Put the money in the bag. Snoop just can't hold his laughter in. He's completely lost it, just like the rest of us. Kanye shows up at a game looking like an 80s bank robber in pantyhose and an Eddie Murphy jumpsuit. Kevin's jokes are classic, and the fans believe it, too, because one fan said, Are you about to, Kanye? I'm about to go downstairs and go to bed. Luther? You know they can always see who was robbing him in the pantyhose. Say, you jab. Put the money in the bag. I don't want to hear s**t you got to say if it ain't a money in the bag. Hey, man, I know you. You don't know me. Stop looking at me, man. He needs to watch the clip again just so he can get back to roasting Kanye. But the pantyhose weren't enough, so he took it to the next level, as seen in this photo. Look at this right here. Yep, there's s**t there. Yeah. By the way, perfectly normal. I don't know who that is. Who's that? Who's this? Who's this regular guy at the bank? This isn't suspicious at all. I'm not scared. What was Kanye thinking? That mask looks horrifying. I'm not scared at all. Who's this man monster that looks perfectly normal? He doesn't eat people. Who the f**k is this? Oh, he's got black eyes. Look at this. Look at the mask. Look at the eyes. This s**t is amazing, man. What is Kanye trying to do, man? I don't know. Kevin went from roasting Kanye with Snoop Dogg to roasting Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg is on stage, ready to absolutely ruin Kevin in every way possible. Now look, Kevin's from Philadelphia, right? Just like Bill Cosby. And just like Bill Cosby, women can't tell when Kevin's inside of them. Except, Kevin did not take it lying down. He roasted him right back. You know, Snoop used to call himself the D-O-double-G. That's right, the Dogg. Right, Snoop? Back in the day, the reason why he called himself the Dogg is because he was a dog with the ladies. It's true. Now he's called the Dogg because he sleeps all day in the sun spot in the living room floor. Isn't that true? But as the roast got out of hand, Kevin stepped up his game. He then came for Natasha Leggero. You guys may have seen her on Reno 911 as a wh**e on drugs. If you didn't see that, you may have seen her in Neighbors as a wh**e on drugs. Everybody, I want you to pull out some Purell for Natasha Leggero. Pointing out all her roles as a drug addict was another level of hilarious. He just never lets anything go, just like the time he decided to lock up half of Hollywood for their fashion crimes. And if you want to know why I don't feel safe, at this moment, I want you to look to your left and look to your right. If you see somebody stooping down or sweating, it's because they got warrants. And guess what? You're going to jail tonight, and I got a couple people that I want to get locked up. Okay? Floyd Mayweather, congratulations on the fight, buddy, but you're going to jail for those damn cowboy boots. You're going to jail. It starts off light. Kevin says he doesn't feel safe. Next thing you know, random celebs are getting sentenced to imaginary jail time. Stephen A. Smith, locked up for existing. Guess what? You're going to jail tonight, and I got a couple people that I want to get locked up. Okay? Stevie, I see you. You're going to jail. I don't know why, but you just need to be locked the f*** up, man. It's got to stop. Dammit, Stevie, they got to get you out of here, man. Now the camera pans. Another fit enters the chat. Kevin pauses, squints, and goes straight to sentencing. You changed. You wore a suit tonight. That's not you. Jail. Then we spot a pair of boots that should have never left the store. Floyd Mayweather, congratulations on the fight, buddy, but you're going to jail for those f***ing cowboy boots. You're going to jail. I'm going to lock you up tonight. That was a bad fashion choice. Uh, okay. Okay, that's it. And just when you think it can't get worse, it does. I was looking hard. Look, Ross, I ain't going to get you. Yes, I am. Velvet sweatsuit. Not you. Jail. Kevin didn't come to promote a movie. He came to clean house. Neo, take your hat off. Wait, false alarm. Keep it on. I saw your head. No, no. I'll take it back. I just saw Buster's vest. I'm sorry. Buster, what are you wearing, a brain? Jesus Christ. And if you thought handing out fake jail time was harsh, just wait until Kevin starts judging outfits like he's running the Met Gala from hell. Trey Songz, nobody's going to tell you, so I'm going to tell you. Stop taking your shirt off. You look like a beige greyhound. Stop. Stop it. When Kevin is confused, you know it's bad. I'm going to talk about Jaden's pants when I come back. I didn't forget about those pants. He basically called him a nervous skinny dog on a budget. Rick, if you're going to come out and open your shirt up, I feel like you should put a sports bra on. It was all over the place. You got to tape them down. You got to do something. He's honestly better off forgetting about the pants or he might risk getting slapped like Chris Rock. Kevin Hart's favorite talent seems to be roasting celebrities' appearance because then he goes on to attack the all-time legend. I've ran into Mike a couple times. Mike still might be mad at me. True story. Yo, listen. I pissed Mike off. What did you do? He had an event. Mike had a charity event in Las Vegas. They called me. They wanted me to host the event, right? If you're bold enough to come for Hollywood, you're definitely bold enough to come for Michael Jordan. So I get up there and I'm like, hey man, loosen up. Relax, man. You're going to have a good time. So as I'm saying stuff, I lock eyes with Mike. He's in the front row and I start teasing him. I was like, man, what age do you get to where it's okay to wear your pants that high and nobody addresses it? Yep. Kevin looked at the goat and went straight for the mustache, the pants, and the attitude. I said, nobody? Y'all telling me I'm the only one to think Mike is past the legal limit for waste? But it was like fun jokes. I said, I don't know. He had like the little square mustache at the time. And I was like, what is that? I said, it looks like a thumbprint. Like you just smell something. No one's safe. Not even number 23. And like, nobody's laughing. They got to a point where nobody's laughing. No, no, no. No, he's like, he's looking like straight. He's actually giving me a look like, you going to keep on going? Like you ain't going to stop? So I don't care. I'm having a good time. Whether Kevin Hart is on stage in front of rich people or on the court, he has a knack for trash-talking players. When you go to a game, I see you sometimes at the games and you're always right in the front row and you always seem to be talking to the players during the game. What are you doing? What are you saying to them? I'm talking s***. You are. I'm sorry. Beep that. Beep that out. I'm sorry. Everyone believes Kevin can get away with anything. One fan said, Kevin has reached a level where he can trash-talk anyone and escape from it. And it seems to be a bit of a hobby. No, I mean, I talk a lot of trash. That's where I go. I go there to sit courtside to mess with the players. That's literally all I go for. Like, it gets so bad because they can tell when I had too many drinks because I'm slurring. Kevin pulled up to a Sixers game and basically made it his own stand-up show directed entirely at James Harden. I'll tell you a funny story. I pissed James Harden off. What happened? I'm in Philadelphia. We're filming Untouchable. Okay. And I had a day off so I decided to go to the Sixers game. James Harden is playing in the game. And the whole game, the whole first quarter, he's just, he's off. And I was like, you know why you off? Because you're in my city. Your beard stinks. I hate you. From calling out his beard to accusing him of having butt shots, Kevin talked so much trash. I was like, I hate your calves. I told him, I said, I think you got, I think you got butt shots. I was saying a bunch of stuff to him. And he got mad. He said, he said, remember all this. He said, I'm about to cook you. I said, you gonna cook me? Well, put me in the pot because I'm ready to be cooked. We're talking like he's, I don't even know why he's paying me this much attention. And it seemed to have gotten on James Harden's nerves because he accidentally motivated him to drop 55 points and ruin Philly's night. At some point, I was like, James, this is very unprofessional on your behalf. You're not even supposed to be talking to me this much. James went on to score 55 points. And here's the bad part. They beat us by 30. And with like a minute left, he was dribbling the ball and standing in the half court and he was just staring at me. Kevin took his roasting so far, he may have made an enemy. He goes, tell your team what you did to him. And I said, I said, you keep your mouth shut. That's obvious. He forces, forces. And just when you think Kevin's run out of people to roast, he circles back to his favorite ESPN punching bag, Stephen A. Smith. You have an exclusive announcement. I do have an announcement. OK, this is actually breaking news, breaking, breaking news. And I chose to do it here despite your choice of bad suits. Kevin didn't just stop at his style. In another interview, he came for his vocabulary knowledge, basically calling him dumb in several different ways. He uses a lot of the big words. I don't really think he knows the definition of these words, but he throws them out at Greg at great points to make him come off as an educated man, such as. Yeah, well, I've heard Steve use words like despicable. He used it wrong a couple of times. He was like, listen to me, skip. You have no despicable timing. He's got a point. If you're going to yell on TV every day, you should at least know what the words mean. Oh, take my job. What you know? Well, all I got to do is point to myself and talk loud and say a bunch of words that doesn't make any sense. That's all I got to do. Let me tell you something. Skip. OK, I'm not going to talk about the Samarity of this man and the Samarity that he does. And when Stephen tries to roast him back, Kevin obliterates him. I got to ask you a question. The hat is one thing to wear the hat backwards. Do you have an Afro under that or something? It looks it looks very, very high. I'll tell you what. Hey, that's none of your damn business. OK, whatever's going on up under my hat is none of your business. The only information that you need to know is that I don't have a mushroom on the top of my head like you. That's right, Stephen. First, he calls his haircut last season. Then he says he's ugly without the mustache. Why don't you just admit to the public and to America that you got that from listening to me because that's what I've been saying all week. Well, Stephen, I'm not going to do that. What I'm going to admit is that you need the rest of your mustache back. That's what I'm going to admit. OK, that's that's what I'm going to admit. I don't know. I don't know what he did. I don't know what he did up here. Listen, I don't know what he did up there, but I want you to grow the rest of that. There's too much space in between here. Kevin notices everything about celebrities' appearances. He never lets anything go. In a random live stream, he went for Kai Sinat's jugular by roasting his appearance. Oh, nobody pushed my hair. No, no shot. That's a lot of foils. How many fingers do you put in your forehead? Three. Don't do this in front of everybody. I'm at three. Kai was so embarrassed, he didn't know what to do except to whine about it. I'm at two. No, Start at your eyebrows. One, two, three. Kai's at five. God damn! You gotta keep these up, bro. But Kevin does not stop there. He just had to roast his intelligence. So listen, I know you know this. Why does it take you so long to say a sentence? Like, spit it out. Are you stupid? The confusion on Kai's face is priceless. And there you have it. If you like this video of Kevin Hart roasting celebrities to their face, you'll love this next video. So click here to watch.