"Oh, poison ivy doesn't bother me." - Dumb-dumb quote of the century by Jay Bates, April 8, 2024.
Last summer, I got a bad case of poison ivy on all of my limbs. From my ankles to my knees. From my wrists to my armpits. On my neck, and a little on my belly. I was miserable for a month. That experience was due to arrogance. Nah, I'll be fine. Absolute misery for a month.
Round 2, 2025 style! This time it wasn't arrogance, it was ignorance. I knew poison ivy was in the area I was working in, but I didn't think it would be an issue. I was on a tractor and didn't plan on walking through any of it. The problem is that it was drier and dustier than I anticipated. While letting the mulcher eat, I was unknowingly covering myself with poison ivy dust. It also happened to be one of the hottest days of the year, with the heat index around 105°F (40°C). So I dressed light in shorts and a sleeveless shirt.
As the dust got bad, my work ethic declined. I ended the job with about 90% done. There was still a lot more fiddly detail mulching needed, but I was mentally done. Little did I know that the dust I was covered in was partially mulched poison ivy. The thought never crossed my mind.
After parking the tractor, I hosed off all of the dust and went inside to get a shower. According to the timestamps on my video footage, I showered five hours after beginning the job. Even the most susceptible to poison ivy can eliminate the reaction if they scrub the exposed skin with soap and water within two hours or so. The damage was already done. I didn't get it scrubbed off in time.
This was all on July 24. I'm publishing this video on August 4th, and I'm still miserable. Because the exposure was a complete dusting, rather than brushing up against it, I'm covered in what looks like a chicken pox reaction. tiny poison ivy blisters blanket the underside of both arms and my armpits. The back of my knees is covered, and it wraps completely around my legs down to my ankles. I finally feel like I'm seeing some improvement, but it is still misery. I imagine getting a reaction like this in winter would be about half as bad. When you factor in the high humidity and heat, my work ethic and overall productivity have crashed. I haven't gotten much done in the days since.
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You act like we don't feed you guys.
What are you doing?
While the tractor is warming up, I want
to show you what I'm working on today.
So, yesterday I was in that corner back
there of the clearing and got a fair
amount done. Quite a bit done. I I ended
up stacking two piles. Halfway through
working, I was like, you know what? I
should really be piling up fuel to get
rid of those root balls. We've got about
eight root balls that are left and
hopefully we can get rid of these one
day. It's been about a year. Well, it's
more than a year since we've been
burning constantly trying to get rid of
these root balls. Anyway, I've got two
piles of fuel that I can stack on top of
the root balls. Uh, left for those
rather than mulching them. Today, I'm on
the opposite side of the clearing in
what it will be the future orchard. All
of this vegetation you see is one year's
worth of growth. We paid to have this
forestry mulched last year, and it
looked I mean, it just looked
magnificent. I love the look of real
tall, thin pine trees with a line of
sight all the way through to the bottom.
I just I just love that look. Well,
anyway, it's all grown up to the point
to where we can't even see a car coming
up the driveway anymore cuz the
vegetation's in the way, which that's
always going to be that's never going to
be a long-term goal anyway because this
will eventually be a fruit orchard and
we'll be able to see through it anyway.
That's the plan for this space. But I do
want to maintain it, not keeping it
knocked down so that way it doesn't get
out of hand. And to do that, I'm going
to use the muler to clear up all this
stuff. Now, most of it is just saplings
that have grown back. Sweet gum, silk
tree, there's some oak saplings, a few
red maples. Um, but most of most of all
this is easily knocked down with a
rotary cutter. But there's a lot of this
right here. This is unmulched debris
from when we had it forestry mulched.
When I paid to have this mulched, it's
200 bucks an hour. And I said, "Hey, do
your best to just knock everything down.
Don't spend the extra time mulching it
all up and getting it all, you know,
well, mulched up. Uh I want to pay you
to knock it down more so than mulch it
up." And uh that's what they did. But I
thought that this stuff would decompose
faster than what it actually did. I was
like, "Oh, this our rainy season. This
stuff will get soggy through the rainy
season and it'll be uh it'll be
primarily gone next year." No, it's not
primarily gone. It's a lot of big stuff
like this. That was That's uh probably a
sweet gum. So, this is It's hard. It's
dense. It is much harder than what I
want to um run a rotary cutter over. So,
uh perfect timing for the mulchure. I've
got a lot of stuff to do here in this
area. This is 1.3 acres as far as this
lowlying stuff can be seen. That's 1.3
acres. Uh, I also got to get a couple
things out of here. My wood chipper, I
just parked it right here last time I
used it. It needs to be put back into
the shop and I need to work on getting
the blades or sharpen either sharpen the
blades or have them or rotate them
around for the other uh sharp edge. This
my goodness. Well, if you would quit
eating grass, you probably wouldn't spit
it back up, dude. Life's good, though,
huh? Yeah. Life's good. Life is good. I
got to get a couple other things out of
here. I've got to get uh some pipe that
I left out here. Just just everything
else is just the chaos from when we
moved in and everything was a rush and
then rainy season hit and you couldn't
access any of this cuz it was all mud
and you forget about it and then stuff
grows through it and you know the spiel.
One big annoyance that I'm starting to
encounter is all three of my cameras are
overheating in the sun. So, this is a
Sony I'm sorry, this is not a Sony. This
is a GoPro 10, and it doesn't like the
sun at all. If I put it on the rocks on
my tractor, you get about 5 10 minutes
in the sun before it overheats.
uh my Sony a6500. I pre-ordered that
camera in November of 2016 and that was
like my I guess my studio camera from
2016 up until my moved out of the last
shop. Um and then when I we got this
property, I knew I needed something a
little bit more run and gun, a little
bit more video focused with the flippy
forward screen. So I got a Sony AX700.
So, those are my three camera three
cameras, and all three of them are
starting to overheat when left in the
sun. I think I can get by with a lot
more today because the majority of this
is shaded from the pine trees above,
which thank goodness, that's what I'm
saying, cuz it's it's hot out here. It's
starting to get really really hot.
All right, time to work.
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I think about 2 hours is all I can
handle. Breathing in a lot of this dust.
Oh, there's a hole there. My goodness.
Breathing in a bunch of dust. And it's
it's just too hot to wear a mask. It
really is. I don't want to be breathing
in a bunch of carbon dioxide when it's,
you know, 98° and 80% humidity. Whatever
it is, it feels rough. Um, it's kind of
a messy job. Real messy.
Dust is everywhere. I'm filthy. But I
think I got, you know, 90% of it done.
Uh there's still a few things here and
there, but nothing like it was.
I'm
I'm so impressed with this implement,
this mulchure. Right. I'm kind of using
it like a flail mower right now, but
just driving forward because I don't
have I don't really have a there's
there's not really a need for me to back
up. like this is a
excuse me, my sinuses are all jacked up
right now. This is a one of those
implements you back into your target,
you know. Um, but because the majority
of what I'm doing is is mulching stuff
that's already down and then mulching
these green um
little saplings and whatnot, there's
there's really no resistance. So, I'm
driving it forward like a uh like a lawn
mower, and it's it's doing a fantastic
job. And it's still mulching everything,
right?
So, we still have some big pieces here
and there, but the more that I do this
and maintain this, uh the more it's just
going to keep keep getting mulched up
and mulched up and mulched up. Some big
stuff like this.
But yeah, driving forward
just lets it eat, you know. Oh, that
breeze.
Oh, can you hear the wind on the
microphone? I can feel the breeze on me.
I was able to uncover my extra section
of covert
that got buried in the grasses. Those
are just straight up grasses and they're
like 8 to 10 ft tall right there. Just
that little area right there. Uh the
section of Culvert was right in there.
Oh, they let the doggies out. It's okay.
It's okay. I missed you, too.
I missed you, too.
Yeah, daddy was doing some work. Oh, I
love you. Gracie, Gracie, Gracie,
Gracie, I love you.
Mr. Nollie, boy,
I don't know if it's my helmet or I'm
all, you know, a different color from
mud.
But nollie doesn't want nothing to do
with me right now. Mr. Nlly boy. Mr.
Nlly Boy. He's unsure. Gracie. Gracie.
Where's your stick, Mr. Nollie?
Grace, I'm right here. You can bring me
that right here. Yeah. Can we throw it?
Can we throw it, Gracie? Gracie,
I might have to just whip it behind me
so I don't whack him in the head.
Mr. Nollie Boy,
he is so unsure of me right now. That's
interesting. I'm like, well, there's my
legs. I'm a little bit dirty. You know,
you look like a different human. Mr.
Nollie Boy, you want to stick?
Look at you stick.
Good boy. Come here, Nolly boy. Come
here, Mr. Let me take the helmet off.
Mr. Nollie boy.
Good boy. Oh, he's a good boy. Boy, you
don't think this is daddy, huh? It's
daddy. He's daddy. A
It's okay, Mr. Nollie, it's okay. Mr.
Nollie, wag that tail. Good boy. Good
boy. Where's your stick?
Oh, it's the helmet. Ah, you don't like
the helmet, do you, bug?
What is that?
What is that, Mr. Nelly?
Mr. Nelly, what is this? What is it?
He doesn't like the helmet. It's okay.
It's okay, dude. Let's quit circling.
You're making me dizzy.
All right. Good puppies. Tail wagon
time. Good puppies.
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That was interesting, dude.
He's not too sure about that.
Grace, I'll Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I
wonder how much use I'm going to be able
to get out of each one of these before I
have to rotate them.
I mean, the back feels just the same as
the front, maybe.
I don't know. They like, these don't
feel dull at all,
like at all. I just did 1.3 acres. A lot
of wood debris. Uh, yesterday I did
about a quarter of an acre.
3 or 4 days before that, I did about an
acre.
Yeah, maybe about a about a half acre
that first day. And then I experimented
a little bit in the clearing
and these still feel sharp.
That's a good sign. That's a really good
sign because I thought for sure that
these cutter heads would be a uh
often replaced item. But, you know, the
the carbide
uh inserts on my jointer and planer,
I've never rotated them. Uh, the jo my
first grizzly jointer was a
Okay, I'm being eaten alive. There's a
horse fly back there just bugging the
snot out of me. Um, my first jointer was
an 8 in helical head or spiral head uh
carbide insert jointer from Grizzly and
I used it for several years before I
sold it to upgrade and at that point I
had never never rotated the cutter head
on it. Uh, I also had a DeWalt, is it
the DW735, the big DeWalt planer,
benchtop planer, and I had a Sheilix
cutter head insert put in or I put it in
and I used it for a few years, never
before upgrading, never rotated the
heads on it, cutter the knives on it. I
had a Hammer A341
and
I had that for a few years before
upgrading again. And I don't think I
ever rotated the cutting edges on it.
Maybe I did on that one. It sounds weird
to say that I didn't. Ah, something's
biting me. Sounds weird to say that I
didn't. Maybe I did on that one. What
I'm getting at is carbide insert cutter
heads are extremely extremely durable.
And I wonder if I'm going to see the
exact same durability out of those
cutter heads. I don't know what material
they are, but by the time I edit this
video, I'll research it and put it on
the screen. But they seem to be very,
very durable.
I think Grace Grace caught a mole the
other day. These dogs love to dig, which
yeah, they're dogs. I don't really mind
it too much. He That's what they do
right there. They They root a lot with
their noses. And the other day,
you want the root. Oh, buddy. You're
going to get it. Mr. Nollie's pretty
strong. You're going to hurt yourself,
Mr. Nollie. That root is not forgiving.
The other day, Grace dug up a mole and
brought us a mole. That was that was
interesting.
All right, bugs. Let's go.
Heat. Heat.
All right, I got a shower. I call dibs
on the bathroom.
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