Eating Around The World at EPCOT! (THIS WAS HARD!)

Howdy, partners. Welcome to the Pattersons. Come with me quick. Oh my goodness. Sorry for the rushed intro. I was just really excited to show you. I didn't realize Baby Groot was coming along. Guys, we're going to Epcot today. And Epcot, their newest ride, is Guardians from Guardians of the Galaxy. And if you know me, you know that's one of my favorite movies in the entire world. So of course Groot has to come. Touche. What? Give me a minute. I want you to strut your stuff out of here, honey. Oh, same. Groot is hanging on by a thread with your hair in his face. And there's a huge... Okay, well, we can cut that off. You look incredible, darling. The main purpose of this video, though, isn't Guardians of the Galaxy. We're going to Epcot today. And there are 13 holiday-themed food trucks. And we're going to try something from every single one of them. Eating around the world. We're going to consume 10,000 calories. Let's get going. I don't think I've ever been so excited for a ride. Like, I might blow my eyes out on this Guardians ride. Like, genuinely. Like, I'm not even just saying that. We have made it. I'm so excited. Agenda for the day. Monica wants a Groot sweatshirt. Anything Groot, really. We have to ride the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. We eat, like, 15,000 calories. Everything. Yep. Our best bet for getting a Groot-themed sweatshirt is this shop right here. It's got to be in here. It's got to be here. It's not very cute, this one. There's a cuter one. I love how you're literally walking around with Groot ears and Groots. I know. I look psycho. No, you don't look psycho. You look adorable. Get you a husband that supports your Groot endeavors. Look at it. It's very cute. I think you're trying to convince yourself it's cute because it's Guardians of the Galaxy. You do look adorable in it. Is it ugly? I feel like I need to get everything. I think we may have a winner. She's cute. She is cute. We've made it to England. I'm home. Firstly, Monica has a new sweater. Yes, I do. Can you please show how stunning you look in this sweater? Yes. Work it. Spin. Do a spin. Okay. Groovy. I completely severely messed up. I thought that we were eating around the world at little kind of holiday food truck things. Which we still can. The main eating around the world is going to different countries at Epcot, right? Yeah. So we're starting off in the UK. There's a fish shop, so do you want to check? I would love some fish and chips. I really hope they're legit. The moment of truth. This is a proper chip. Okay. They're good? It's good? Yay! Oh, I'm so glad. Oh my goodness, I'm home. I got through way too much of it. Because we have like 17 other countries to get through. He's loving it here. It's so cool. One of the things I've been missing so much about the UK is munchies. It's chocolate with like caramel and biscuit inside. Mum used to always get these for me after the dentist as a treat for after the dentist. Oh my gosh. He's happy. Next up is France. Oh, I'm excited for the food here. These desserts. I got one of these. Oh my gosh. We got a pain au chocolat, chocolate chip cookie, and we found Evian. Like we've just been drinking Dasani non-stop. And we met Laura, who is absolutely incredible. And she's in a long distance relationship as well, living in London. Living in London. She is us. This is the most legit looking American pain au chocolat I've ever had in my life. Let's see. Let's see if it lives up to the hype. Best pain au chocolat I've ever had in America. Doesn't compare to an actual French pain au chocolat. I got a cookie that is just really good. Monica's mad. Well, excited and mad. That's iconic. I need help. Monica's about to bawl her eyes out because we're going to a Beauty and the Beast sing-along. Beauty and the Beast. I lose it every time. What percent of the film were you crying? I'm going to say about 97%. 97%. Okay, that's an improvement. Last time it was 98%. We're in Morocco. We are in Morocco. This is incredible. Okay, we got some Moroccan bread. I'm a plain eater, so I'm literally just going to have the bread on its own. Oh my god, that's so good. You want some yourself? Oh my god. I told you. We're going to Morocco. I'm really mad right now. Why? Because this is the last bite. As you may have guessed, we are now in Japan. Let's try and get you some sesame chicken or some chicken teriyaki or something like that. We could definitely do a chicken teriyaki right now. Yeah. Here we go, girl. So I'm guessing you're most excited for this out of anything? Yes. Oh my god. It's good? I've never really enjoyed chicken teriyaki before. Until now. You can't lie to me and tell me you're not tempted to get one of these. We need to go to Japan and have legit chicken teriyaki, don't we? Because as a Brit, the experience that I had in the British parts of this park was exaggerated, but pretty on point. So as you may guess, we're in America now. Okay, so we have blackened catfish with a bunch of random stuff. I have no idea what they are. Let's give it a go. I've never tried catfish before either, so I'm excited for this. Amazing? That's really good. Oh my word. Now it's easy to see where we are now. Yeah. Welcome to Italy, everybody. Oh god. Are we doing gelato from Italy? I feel like we have to. Oh, we have to. Literally less than a minute ago, we were both like, oh, I don't know how we're going to do this. We're so full. I'm done. And then we seem like, oh, gelato. I would genuinely say that's the best gelato I've ever had. Like, literally. I've tried so much stracciatella. I love it here. We are in Deutschland, Germany. This is so beautiful. I want to go to Germany. You are so beautiful. Maybe you belong in Germany. We just got a jumbo pretzel. It's really jumbo. Oh my word. Okay. Not the best? Not the best. I'm so full. I know. It's so hard to eat right now. Yeah. See, it's not exciting. It's not very good. Sorry, Germany. I'm German. I'm allowed to say it. It's not good. We made it to China. How amazing is that? Chicken skewer time in China. So this is chicken skewer and it's got a peanut sauce. Thoughts? I take it this is really, really good. That was really good. Time for the next country, which is... Norway, here we come. I've never tried Norwegian food, I don't think. Me either. So I'm very excited for this. We're getting a pastry from Norway. This is a lefse, which is potato flatbread with cinnamon and butter, I believe. And then this is a kringle, which kind of looks a bit like a pretzel and it's got like chocolate on top. I'm excited for that. She's like, hmm, yeah. Kind of just tastes like stale donut from Dunkin Donuts. No, really? But it's like good. Second to last stop on the tour, we're in Mexico. Ooh, I could get a frozen margarita. So we're in Mexico right now with our new absolutely best friend in the world. And Monica, you have to get a frozen margarita because they were incredible in Cancun, weren't they? Strawberry margarita. Strong? She wasn't kidding. She said it was strong. Wow. I don't know what that is, but it's really nice. I'm going to try the tacos. First, strawberry margarita. It's literally so strong. I told you. That's just straight alcohol. That's amazing. This one? Oh my goodness, that's amazing. Right? That's incredible. So we met up with our buddies, Sarai and Brian. What's up, guys? Hi! We've also been eating everything in sight. Oh, yeah. And Brian has taken our excess margaritas. Double fisting. The last country on the list is Canada, which we are at right now. Of course, you've got to try the maple popcorn, haven't you? Are you kidding me? I have tried making maple popcorn before. And basically, I made popcorn and then I poured maple syrup all over it. It was terrible. It was soggy and gross. This is incredible. Sarai, try it. Oh, yeah. Brian, give it a go, buddy. Today's a very good day. We have just done the Guardians of the Galaxy ride. Honey. I'm freaking shocked. What were your thoughts, guys? Absolutely incredible. This is like my fourth time. It's the best ride. The best ride. That was freaking amazing. This is called Beverly. It says it's bitter. No? Okay, that's a no. Sour plum. No, no, no. Oh, no. Let me smell. She's trying the sour plum one. Oh, no. Oh, my God. I pretended to be asleep on the ride and now I'm up on this massive globe in front of everybody. I like this. Wonderful. So, we're just at dinner with the whole of the rest of the team. Some special guests just showed up and I'm freaking out. Something mad just showed up. Look at this. Monica literally started screaming. I'm so glad I got this sweater now. I'm actually nervous right now. You're nervous? I don't know why. Oh, my goodness. Thank you so much. This is liquid nitrogen. It is negative 300 degrees. Anything in there is instant freeze. If I put my hand in there and I take it out, I literally could just do this and my hand will break off. Wow. Give it a nice smack like you're hitting an egg. There we go. That's awesome. That is so cool. It is birthday cake with frosting inside. Everything in there is completely edible. Are you crying? Not yet. The fireworks. Oh, she will cry. Are you crying yet? Almost. Beauty and the Beast, she's going to lose it. Oh, here we go.