ASKING MY HUSBAND JUICY QUESTIONS WHILE HE DOES MY MAKEUP!

What's up guys? Welcome back to our YouTube channel. We hope you're doing amazing. As always, if you're new here, my name is Jess. My name is Sam. And today, we're doing a fun, like, throwback video in two different ways. Basically, Sam's going to be doing my makeup while I ask him questions that girls are too afraid to ask. This is going to be crazy, because first of all, I don't know how to do makeup, and I'm going to be getting asked weird questions, bruh. In the hot seat, and you have to multitask. Oh, yeah, I know. I'm not going to multitask. This is going to be hard. This is going to be fun, though. Okay, so basically, yeah, you're going to have to redo your makeup after this, because this is going to look totally botched. I'm hoping that you do it good, so I don't have to redo it. But that's putting a lot of faith in me. Look, I'm going to try my best. That's the thing. I'm going to try my best, but, like, I don't know how to do makeup at the end of the day. I have faith in you, because I'm going to help you. I'm not going to, like, leave you stranded this time. I know, like, the boyfriend challenge was, like, you do everything on your own, but I think I'll, like, help you out as we go. Okay, okay, and I'm going to be getting asked juicy questions on top of it. So this is, like, a two-in-one, like, entertainment experience. This is going to be great. Yep, exactly. So, all right, well, we're going to hop right into it. Make sure to smash the like button. Make sure to subscribe, and let's go. Real fast, I'm going to show you guys what he has to look at right now. This is the situation down here. Get a little set up. So... So I know I got to do concealer first, because you do concealer to conceal the pimples, and then you do the foundation as a base, and then you begin. You can do it like that. You're supposed to do it the other way? Foundation and concealer? Yes, usually what people do, but, but, it's actually, I feel like, more people are doing it the other way around nowadays. Yeah, I'm on top of the trends, that's why. So, I'm serious. I'm on top of the trends. People are starting to do it the other way, so you can do that, if you like. Okay, so we're going to get this big old girl first right here. Get that nice and concealed. Guys, I've had pimples that, like, they're gone, but they're just still red, so hopefully they'll go away. First question. Does it matter if she shaves down there? Oh. Ha ha! We're starting off strong, ladies and gentlemen! Okay. Let me blend this in while I think about this question now. Hold on. Okay, I think, well... Ha ha! Okay, here's the thing. Let me be real, okay? Look, look. I do care. Like, because we don't... Okay, look. Ha ha! No, this is just between us, okay? This doesn't have anything to do with your guys' business down there. Ha ha! I don't want no thing bushed, okay? That's all I'm trying to say. That's all I'm trying to say, okay? He's not trying to... You know what I'm saying? He's not. I'm not trying to go walk in the forest down there. Ha ha! Weed whack. You know what I'm saying? Ha ha! We keep things bald. Yeah, you know. Okay, that's... Yeah. Moving on. Concealer is done, I think. Where else does concealer go? Oh, oh, oh. Like, under your eyes and stuff? Yeah, yeah. For the bags? I was trying to take a look. Okay. Yeah. I've seen you do this, actually. Okay, I'm learning. Okay. Why are you so far down? Far down? Ha ha! A little closer. What do you mean? Okay. Aw, you're so cute. No big deal. Okay, let me blend that in while you get another question. Okay. Do you guys actually talk about girls to their friends? I think so. I haven't... It's been nine years since I've had to talk about you to a friend. Um... I think so, but I think it is a thing, though. Like, I see stuff. Like... Like, I feel like if you guys... If you're hanging out with your guy friends, are you gonna be like, Oh, like, what girl are you, like, into right now? Oh, for sure. Oh, yeah. You wanna talk about that? Oh, for sure. Okay. Oh, yeah. Like, a lot. For sure. You'd be like, oh, I'm into, like... So, you guys, like... I feel like you guys would, like, call dibs, kind of. Can we talk about it? You know what I'm saying? Like, you, like, make sure people know that you guys are talking, so then they know not to, like, try to talk to the same girl. Yeah, that makes sense. You know what I'm saying? So, it's a little bit like that. Get, like, really close under there. But then I think also, like... I think if you're, like, really good friends, like... I don't know if I was, like, really great friends in high school with people, but, like, I would imagine my age now, like, in the 20s, if I was, like, single, dating, and I had, like, really good friends, I would definitely, like... You would definitely talk, like, you know, probably about... Yeah. Okay. I just got, like, closer because I know you didn't want to, like, really get into my eye. So, I just, like, got a little closer. All right. Concealer's done. Foundation. You're still going to need that. Oh, yeah. This is going to stay in my head the whole time. We're going to put on a mixture of these two. This one goes a long way. What does a mixture mean? Like, like... Well, I just have so many different foundations that I just, like, kind of, like, mix and match every day. Okay. So, this one's first. Just a little bit of that goes a long way. Yeah, that's plenty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's plenty. For the whole thing? Yes. Okay. That's plenty. All right. Someone wants to know, does it dangle while pooping? What? What do you think it does, bruh? What do you think it does? Wait, stop smiling for a second. You got it locked in, dude. I've, like, never thought about that, actually. Wait, what do you think it does? Yeah. I don't know how to say that. Yeah, bruh. I mean, I feel like... It does go a long way. I feel like things shouldn't be dangling, like, too crazy long if you're just, like, an app. You know, you're not... There's no reason for it. What? What are you trying... What are you saying, bruh? You shouldn't be, like, you know. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's not, like... It's, like, dripping in the water. You know? I feel like it's dangling, like, way longer. I mean, but it's, like... I'm just imagining girls, like, visualizing this thing, like... Well, I mean, it's there. I mean, it's definitely... Part of your body, 24-7, no matter what you're doing. I've actually thought... You know, yeah, I think about that. Like, I feel like... I feel like that'd be so annoying. Yeah, bruh. Those things are honestly, like, kind of inconvenient sometimes. Like, bruh, like, why does it have to be in the freaking most, like, convenient walk? Yeah, bruh. It's, like, really inconvenient. You know what? Like, I know, because you think about it. Like, it could have been a different design. It could have been, like, the dogs, you know? Where it comes out. It just goes away. Yeah, bruh. That would be a clutch. That actually... That would be so funny. That would probably be, like, more convenient, but anyways. Okay, foundation, concealer's done. Now you do... I think you do the contour, right? Wow! Contour, and then you blend that, and then you do the highlighter. And then you do... The blush, and then you do the highlighter. If you want to do highlighter. I feel like you don't even do highlighter. I don't really do highlighter. Yeah, so you don't even do highlighter. So you do contour, then blush, and then you probably do your eyebrows, you do your mascara, crimp them things. There's something in between after you... Oh, oh, eyeshadow. Oh, mascara. Eyeliner. No. Eyeshadow. You gotta set the face. You gotta set that thing. That's what I was gonna say. You gotta set the face. Moving on. So I typically put it on the brush, and then just pat it out. Oh, okay. So I'm gonna... I think you go down the cheekbone. Cheekbone, nose, nose, nose. Forehead? No. Oh, jawline. Cheekbone, jawline, nose, nose, nose. You were in a closer room before. Cheekbone. Some people do do the jawline. I usually do here, and then I contour the edges. Oh, okay. Put it around. Yeah, you line up your hairline. On the first date, who should pay? Who should pay on the first date? Well, obviously a guy. You think? Yeah. Even today? Like, even in today's world? Well, what? Is she already dead? Gentlemen don't exist anymore? Am I doing this right? You just need to... Yes. You just need to... Oh, what? Along your nose. Down the middle? Did you go on your nose? Oh, you go right here. I'm going to go right here. Why? Let me do it. Isn't this my video? Let me do it. I just want to actually wear this. Look at me. Okay. So the question, what was the question? If guys should pay for the first date. I think, yeah. Like, what, bro? I don't know if you did. Wait, did I do this wrong? I'm just going to keep rolling with this. Okay, we're just going to keep rolling with this. Did I not pay? I don't think so, babe. We were in high school. Well, we were 14. Literally, like, I didn't have money to pay for my own, bro. Okay, but we're talking like... Like, if you're an adult or you're like... Okay, but I feel like once I got a job when I was 16 and we went out to dinner, did I pay for it or did we just split it? I feel like we've always just split things because we were always like... That's the thing. Like, I feel like if you're taking a girl out for like a first date, like, I think it's very, like, nice and I think it's sweet if the guy, like, pays for the first date. Just paid for it. But then I feel like once you're in a long-term relationship, I don't think the guy should have to pay for everything. No. I feel like then we start splitting things. No, I think... But, like, the first date, I feel like you should try your hardest to, like, impress and, like, be good, you know? Being, like, extra sweet. You're planning the date. You're paying for their meal. Like, why not? Like, I feel like if you can't do that, then, like... It shows that you care and you, like, really like them, I feel like. Yeah. So, yeah, it's not that deep. I feel like you just do that, you know? I don't know, babe. I can't even see, bro. You're not even looking at me. That's why. Stop smiling. This brush is gonna help blend out. I don't usually blend out the contour with that. Thanks for telling me. Goodness gracious. Moving on to the blush. Okay, I feel like we've maybe talked about this before. Someone said, do guys care about it... About doing it when a girl's on her period? Do guys? Yeah. Look, guys. Look. I feel like we've talked about this. I can't speak for other men out there, but ain't nothing stop a sentence... Wait. Whoa. How does it go? Oh, a period don't stop nothing but a sentence. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Period. Oh. Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Period. Where does this go? Blush. That goes on your cheekies, right? Just like right here. A couple little dots, because it goes a long way. Okay. Then we're gonna get to business, blushing this thing. Guys, all I have to say about guys being weird. Who was it? I'm not going to say names, but wasn't there someone that made their wives sleep on the couch? There's an influencer I follow who she posts a lot of stories in there. She posts what people say in her DMs a lot. Yeah. A lot of people were saying that they know a lot of people who are on their period, like friends, husbands that make them sleep on the couch when they're on their period. That is like- Because it grosses them out so much. I'm like, are you kidding me? Grow a pair of nuts. But they won't talk to them. They won't look at them. Grow a pair of nuts. That's wrong. Like, okay. You don't, well, okay. First of all, you don't have to do it. If you don't, if it grosses you out that much, you can be, which, grow a pair of freaking balls. But if you really don't want to do it, then, but bro, sleep in the same bed. You're going to make her sleep on the couch? On her period. Bro, you go sleep outside. She can sleep in the bed. No, that's crazy. That's honestly crazy. That's like divorce worthy, I feel like right there. Like, that's like embarrassing. Yeah, that's, that's really bad. Like, obviously it's not our fault. Like, we're literally bleeding so we can bury your children. Like, if you have like a really bad phobia of blood, like that type of thing where it's like, I know people are like that, like with blood in general. But you don't gotta see it. Exactly. Like, you don't have to do it. Just, but like, you don't see it other than- Yeah, I feel like if a guy doesn't want to be intimate, like that's okay. Like, I don't think that's like really bad. Of course, yeah. But that- Making her sleep on the couch? That's where the line should be drawn. That's crazy. Okay, moving on. Blush is done. Contour is done. I feel like I'm killing it right now. I feel like I'm low-key killing it. Go show them a close-up. Cause I feel like I'm raking this out, bro. It's not bad. No, it's not bad at all. What's next? We just need you to blend out my nose a little bit, I think. Okay guys, so next we're gonna use the Polite Society setting powder. And I'm gonna use this cute little heart puffer powder thing. And I'm gonna powder her face and set what we just did. So it stays. So, look at this. Look at this, bro. I'm locked in on that. Okay, so you dip it. Kind of like tap off the excess a little bit. Is that enough? Yeah, uh-huh. So it said, how expensive is it to have a book girl as a wife? Yo. Yo, actually, actually, not as bad as having a husband that golfs or Legos, bro. Books are actually cheap. Like, books are like 10 bucks each. 20 bucks each. Unless there's like girls that are like collectors that like you're getting all the special editions, that can get really expensive. And it is tempting, because sometimes they're really pretty, but. But like in comparison to a guy that golfs, you can spend 5 to 10 thousand dollars on a golf set. Before you spend, yeah. Like, bro, you would never in your life spend 10 thousand dollars on books. Like, you know how many books you have to buy to spend that much money? Like, bro, you could build like the freaking Vatican library before you like freaking match a guy's golf like spending. You know what I'm saying? What's the Vatican library? I don't know. I think I just made that up. Is that a thing? You got me convinced. I think I put two things together. There must be a library in the Vatican. Anyways. You know what I'm saying. Like, getting those 25 books for that advent calendar was. It was like 250. 250. Or something like that, yeah. For 25 books. Like, bro, you're not going to read 25 books in a year. That's what I'm saying. Like, a couple hundred bucks for a lot of books. Was it 300? I don't remember how much it was. Maybe it was 300. But like, you could spend that on half of a golf club is what I'm saying. Or like one Lego set. Like, some of my Lego sets. Two, three hundred dollars for one thing that I'm done with in a week. You know what I'm saying? So, I feel like in compares. I mean. You need to get on top of my eyelids before they crease again, okay? Okay. Like, obviously, like, it's still money. But like, if you're comparing it to like other hobbies. Oh, that's not where I was supposed to go. There was a ton on that one. Okay, let me just. I'm just going to send this everywhere. Because I totally freaking messed that up. Bro, this thing sucks. Get in there, baby. This thing sucks, dude. I can't get a grip on it. Okay, your eyelids are all white now. Okay, let me just. Okay. Powder, powder, powder, powder. Okay. I feel like that's good. Powder is set. We're locked in. I can't multitask, guys. This is the problem with this video. I can ask a question and I can't multitask. Okay, moving on. What's next? We're pretty much almost done. Okay, eyebrows are next. We're using Thick It. Thick It and Stick It. This is the good stuff right here. You really want the Thick It and Stick It. And then we're going to use the brow pop. We're going to pop those brows, baby. Okay, there's two ends of this thing. This is a double-edged sword. I think I used this one. Did you use the pencil? Oh, I used the pencil first. To kind of fill it in a little bit. To fill it in. Just a little bit. And then that one, like, this one, like, just. Yeah, to. I got it. Okay, I got it. So someone wants to know, does the size of cherries and peaches matter? Oh, I see what you're saying. No, I don't think so. I don't think so. What? Be careful with that. Okay. You're really going heavy on it. Okay, I'm just filling in your eyebrows. The size, no, I don't think that matters. Like. I don't think that matters. If I had, like, the inverted butt, it wouldn't have, like. It wouldn't have, like. I don't. It wouldn't have, like, made a difference. I don't think. I don't know. I feel like. I feel like you just, like, fall in love with the person first. You know what I'm saying? And then, like, you don't even, like, notice other stuff. You know? Yeah. That's the right answer, babe. Well, it's true. Okay, so then, this stuff. I got the brush out now. I got the brush out. And now, I'm going to use this. Well, this has its own brush. So, what do I use this for? Yeah, you don't. Oh, I don't even use that. Well. That was just the pencil. You could use it just to, like, get them where you want. Oh, so this thing is just. You could just use it to get. Okay. Okay, whatever. Yeah. Oh, it's got its own brush. This is money. Okay. What do guys think when their girls fart? What? You're stink, bruh. What? Yeah. You're stinky. You smell good. Well, okay. I'm, like, I'm answering this from, like, a nine-year-into-the-relationship perspective. So, obviously, like, you know, I don't care. You know what I'm saying? But, like, I'm sure. I mean, I'm sure there's those guys out there. Probably the dude that makes his wife sleep on the couch on her period. He probably freaking throws up when she farts. But, no. I don't think guys care. I think guys care more when, like, girls don't fart. When, like, oh, no. Girls don't fart. I mean. Like, bro, you know you fart. Just fart. You know what I'm saying? Because then it's, like, you just, like, break that ice. You know? You just, like, get it done. And then you're done. You just, like, be farting. You know? It's no big deal. Everyone farts. Okay. Eyebrows are done. Like, I know some people that, like, they say don't fart in the relationship. And I feel like your stomach would just, like. Oh, yeah. Like, when you have, like, company over. Like, when you have, like, people over. And you don't want, you know. Because, like, farting in front of other people is, like, rude. Right? So, when you don't fart for, like, four hours. Like, Thanksgiving or something. Like, trying to sneak out to, like, fart. Like, bro. You would be miserable. Comment down below. Do you fart in front of your significant other? And if you don't, start. Start farting, girlfriend. What's next? Next, we're going to do some eye shadow. And we got the Too Faced palette. And we're going to. What shade should we do? Let's do. We got Swan. Coco. Maple. Petal. Seashell. Which one do you usually do? Which one is the most worn down? You like Truffle. I see you've been cooking that up. And you like Spark. Oh, you like Sparkling Plum. You like that one. And Sparkling Sand. I say you stick to, like, the lighter shades. Oh, okay. So, Seashell. Or do you want. Do you want. Do you want, like, a glittery? Do you want, like, a. Do you want a sparkle? Or do you want, like, a. The world's your oyster, babe. Okay, we're going to do Shimmering Pearl, then. That's this one, ladies and gentlemen. Is having male friends okay? As a girl in a relationship? Yeah. Okay. So, okay. This is such a stupid question because, like, the girls that are trying to, like, justify this are just, like, stupid, in my opinion. Like, if you are a girl and you want, like, a guy best friend, whatever they say, right? And it's, like, you try to justify, like, oh, he's my friend and, like, we can hang out alone, but, like, I'm in, like, or I'm married, right? Like, there's no reason because your partner should be your guy best friend. You know what I'm saying? What are you doing? That's a freckle pen. Oh, great. But what I was saying is, okay, but also, okay, so then there's that. Like, that's stupid. I feel like if you're mature and you're in, like, a solid relationship and you're mature and you, like, can understand that, then you don't need another, like, guy in your life that you're gonna hang out alone. Like, that's weird. Just weird. It's disrespectful. It's weird. But if you're, like, married and it's a mutual friend, you know what I'm saying? And, like, everybody's friends and equally friends with the guy, you know what I'm saying? Then, like, who cares? Like, because that's not weird. But it's, like, you're not gonna go, like, hang out with some dude alone. Like, what's the point of that? You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I feel like, like, any of my guy friends are, like, friends with you. Not even guy friends. Like, your guy friend's also my friend, but it's because, like, we're, like, friends with them and his girlfriend or, like, something. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's just, like. Like, double D type, like, friends. Yeah, it's just respectful is what it is. Okay, moving on. I did the eyeshadow. What's next? I need to do your mascara and then a little, little lippy sticky. And then we're rolling. We're done. So I should do mascara next. This is what I'm scared for. I don't think mascara and me are gonna work. Paradise Big Deal. Because it's a big deal. The L'Oreal. Oh, this thing scares me. How do you guys do that? How do girls do this, bro? I feel like I would rip my eye, like, my eye out if I use this. Ooh, can we pull yours? No. Let's just do one. I just wanted to show them. No. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I don't like it when it pulls on it. Let me do. Bro, I don't like that at all, actually. Moving on. I don't even think you squeezed it. I squeezed it, bro. Nothing's going on now. You just pushed nothing into my face. Oh, okay. Let me try again. Bang! Okay, you can do the rest because that is freaking me out. Ooh, you opened that thing up. You didn't receive anything. That's Alex Earl. You didn't freaking see that mountain over there, bro. I'm not doing that. There's no shot. I'm even getting close to that. Sam's actually lucky. It has naturally curly eyelashes. I wasn't blessed with that gene. Okay, okay, there are so many girls wanting to know if being clingy is a turn-off. No.