AKB48 Team 8 no KANTO Hakusho Bacchikoi! Ep23 [English sub]

AKB48 Team 8 Kanto area members are gathered at Chiba prefecture to do a bacchi-bacchi show! MC is me, Yoshikawa Nanase, representative of Chiba prefecture, and the Event Committee Chairman is Suzuki Taku-chan. This episode of Bacchiko-i participants are these members! Bacchi-bacchi! Autumn's Tiny Sports Day! We're holding a thrilling tiny sports day! It's red team or white team to grab the victory!? KANTO Hakusho of Team 8- bring it on! 23rd inning, play ball! This program is bacchi-bacchi brought to you by the following sponsors. The scale is small, yet enormous excitement will be delivered! Bacchiko-i! The 23rd first half commences. Bacchi-bacchi! Autumn's Tiny Sports Day! █████████ Yoshikawa Nanase (Chiba Prefecture Rep.) █████████ Suzuki Taku (DRUNK DRAGON) Although the heat is still continuing... we've entered this season by the calendar, Well said. therefore we're holding a sports day in accordance to Autumn's tradition! Nonetheless, it cannot be a grand event due to the constraints of the budget and size of the studio, therefore... ██████████ Tiny Sports Day is held humbly due to our tiny budget and studio we humbly hold this 'Tiny Sports Day. 'Tiny Sports Day'? A 'Tiny Sports Day', it is. A small sports day. Taku-chan, what is the main point of this planning? Yes, as you can tell from the title, we have no other way but to compromise. Let me say this first, events in this tiny sports day are suitable for you members, you can say it's a mini-mini-scale sports day. Mini-mini~ -Kawaii~ █████████ A grand feeling would be conveyed by many different tiny things! Not only about the feelings... Yeah, right... not only about the feelings, you have to compete in an upright bacchi-bacchi manner! First, let's introduce the teams which were decided by drawing. Red Team is: Shiorin, Hidayaa, and Maria! ██████████ Sato Shiori (Captain) Hidaritomo Ayaka Shimizu Maria The captain is Shiorin. I'll do my best. And for White Team is: Odaeri, Yuiyui, and Ayane-chan! ██████████ Oda Erina Oguri Yui Takahashi Ayane (Captain) The captain is Ayane-chan. Do Team Red and White have confidence? Well, as you can see Red Team is a rural combination. It was really decided by drawing that we from the rural areas are in one team. Therefore we're strong. I see, you're greater in strength. Yes, it's different. After all, we're raised on the earth. We're not losing. How vigorous. How about White Team? ...You see, we're urban folks. Around Tokyo. They look like they wash their faces very often. I see. They've got it. As if they'll wash their faces right away. Seems so. -We're prepared for the fight. In the midst of a bacchi-bacchi stand-off, let's invite the captains of both teams to take the hilarious contestant oath and stir up the atmosphere! Step up! Shiorin and Ayane-chan, please take the hilarious contestant oath! What's this? -Both of us? A prank. It's a prank. It was not included in the rehearsal! There was no such thing! We heard no such thing. This is a sudden addition. Please. The oath? The oath! We... On behalf of all contestants... Will you be louder! With the spirit of partnership, in a fair and square manner, we'll... how should we put it? Ex... execute... You're making it sounds like a mission! Is this a mission? A mission, yeah. WE'LL DO OUR BEST! Where's the hilarious part? Let's start immediately with the first event of Autumn's Tiny Sports Day, here: That's difficult. -Are you ok? 5-meter Dash Instead of 50-meter dash, it's 5-meter dash. ██████████ 6 people concurrent 5-meter full throttle dash Winner's team gets 10 points All 6 of you will do the 5-meter dash at the same time, the winner's team will get 10 points. Taku-chan, what is the main point of this event? Since it's a variety show, safety is of utmost importance! Even if you're hurt in the worst case, please don't say it! █████████ Safety first for variety shows! The recording will proceed anyways, got it? Stand by, please. Here you go, 5-meter dash, ready, set- GOAL! Who would it be? Come back, first. Blink of an eye. Return to your positions. It finished in an instant. -Yes, in an instant. Even the smell of gunpowder comes afterwards. That's a great noise. How was that? How's the run? I can't tell... That's too short, it didn't feel like running. No memory was left. Really, that's a mess. Who won? Even you don't know who won? You should more or less have a clue, but you don't. Let's take a look at the super slow motion. Impressive. -Super slow motion. Which one? This is... this is Shiori-sama! The winner of 5-meter Dash is Shiorin, and 10 points for Red Team! What a pity for Takahashi, sorry for that because Shiori-sama is here. You're number 1, Shiorin, what do you think? I didn't know much because it was very short, I guess just square your shoulders like doing a track event and it's fine. That's just what I did. Just as expected from Shiori-sama. What a pity for Ayane-chan. That's a pity. Right, since Shiori-sama is here, Takahashi did actually quite well. Next event for Autumn's Tiny Sports Day, here: Tiny Tug of War Instead of tug of war, it's tiny tug of war. 3 versus 3, you'll pull this small rope against each other, and try to make your opponents... ██████████ The first to pull the other team over their own base is the winner Winner's team gets 10 points Well... to your... right? Pull them over to your base. Here, your own base, right. And claim the victory. That means all three of your opponents crossing this line here. All three of them, right? How's that? You mean the main point of this event? Yes, the point. I've just said it, safety first, for real. Even if you bleed, don't let anyone see it, please! █████████ In any case, safety first for variety shows! Stand by, please. The foremost person should stay at the red line. Right, right, this red line. A bit to this side. Someone's exerting force. Not yet. It's here. Someone's pulling. Center's here, right? Someone's pulling! Here you go! Ready, set- Impressive! Wait a second! For Tiny Tug of War, Red Team is victorious! That's crafty! Wait a second! What's wrong? You're too strong. How come? You're too strong! We're raised on the earth. They're on the earth, while you're on cement since you're from urban. She's three times more powerful than me. The mosquitoes in urban and rural are totally different. Really. Digging soil and such. That's surprisingly powerful, how come? Let's take a look at the slow motion... Yui-chan said something. It felt like a sumo wrestler was on their side. Hey! Oguri! That's where the strength came from. We've got the slow motion. Wasn't Oda too weak? Oda was just too weak! I can't tell if you were exercising with a grin or just laughing at yourselves. This is impressive. Oda, you... That's sad. Wonderful. What a pity. Therefore, Red Team is victorious for Tiny Tug of War! 10 points to you. Next event for Autumn's Tiny Sports Day, here: Tiny Beanbag-toss Instead of Beanbag-toss, it's Tiny Beanbag-toss. Use the tiny bottle to catch the tiny beanbags tossed by the audience. ██████████ Catch the tiny beanbags tossed by the audince with the tiny bucket The team with more catches gets 10 points More... Tiny bottle? Tiny... You call this tiny bottle? Seriously? This small thingy made of plastic... The team which catches more beanbags will get 10 points. Taku-chan, what is the main point of this event? Don't use your hands, and don't pick up the beanbags and put them in. Just catch them with your gear, alright? Stand by, please. Please excuse us and toss gently. The order? Let's decide an order. There won't be any order! Here you go, Tiny Beanbag-toss, set- Over here! Everyone, be gentle! You've got it. Be gentle. Alright, don't be scrupulous anymore! Don't be scrupulous. Draw their attention. Anyone? Everyone, express yourselves and make them toss at your direction! Make them toss at your direction! Make them toss at your direction! Everyone's done? That's quick. No one tossed at me... They definitely picked! There's no such thing, they tossed on an equal basis. How very equal. That's just by chance. That's just a ball. Nanase ingeniously played with 'by chance' (偶々 tamatama) and 'ball' (玉 tama) Did you just say 'that's just a ball'? Let's count the number of beanbags you've caught, please throw them out one by one at the same time. ██████████ Red Team ██████████ White Team Set- Just one! Just by one bag! Thank you very much! For Tiny Beanbag-toss, Red Team is victorious, and 10 points to them! Impressive. How was that? Sure enough it's strength of the rural. Things like sacrificial festivals... Second half of Autumn's Tiny Sports Day shall also be bacchi-bacchi! What are you talking about? Bacchiko-i! The 23rd second half commences. Bacchi-bacchi! Autumn's Tiny Sports Day - the second half! Right now Red Team has 30 points, and White Team has 0 points, Red Team is leading. Taku-chan, what do you think of the battles so far? Well, when compared to Red Team, White Team has got no aspiration whatsoever. I hope you can do better. Let's proceed to the next event for Autumn's Tiny Sports Day, here: Tiny Borrowing Competition Tiny Borrowing Competition. Instead of Borrowing Competition, it's Tiny Borrowing Competition. ██████████ Borrow the specific tiny items from the audience First team with all members finished borrowing gets 10 points You need to borrow the specific tiny items from the audience to finish. The first team with all 3 members finished borrowing will get 10 points. What is the main point of this event? Well, for the audience at the back, say if you have the requested items, please pass them to those in front of you. This is to prevent injuries. █████████ It sounds nagging but safety first for variety shows! If you're really hurt, you must not tell your agency! Alright? Otherwise we'll be done for. Stand by, please. The requests will be revealed after commencement. Ready, set- How lame was that! Here's the announcement of the tiny item. Here it is! ██████████ 50 Yen coin ██████████ 50 Yen coin 50 Yen. -It's a 50 Yen coin. ██████████ 50 Yen coin ██████████ Red Team ██████████ White Team Anyone? Who's got a 50 Yen coin? Shiori-sama! Oda! Shimizu! Hustle up! Hidari! It's over! That's hard. Therefore... Who's coin is this? How come? Thank you very much for your cooperation! Everyone has handed them back. Who won? For Tiny Borrowing Competition, White Team is victorious! How was your first win, White Team? Urban folks surely have an upper hand in events which do not require strength. It's about intelligence. It's about intelligence? Hidayaa is weak. What's wrong with you people? No one was lending to Hidari! Even the audience are like this, not just Taku-chan. That's weird, she's actually a good child. I guess it's only a one-time incident. Next event for Autumn's Tiny Sports Day, here: Tiny Skipping Rope Instead of Skipping Rope, it's Tiny Skipping Rope, here... It's a competition of 3-person skipping rope using this single-person rope. ██████████ 3 people skip a tiny rope in the way of skipping a large one The team with more skips gets 10 points The team with more skips will get 10 points. Taku-chan, what is the main point of this event? Right, I'm shocked... The fact that they did not manage to get a large rope. The budget is this small. █████████ Large rope is expensive That's the way our show is, please excuse us. Since it's a competition of number of times skipped, may everyone count loudly with us, please. Red Team will attempt first, stand by, please. When was your last time doing this? Primary school. Yesterday. Yesterday? Yesterday you skipped rope? I lacked in exercising so I skipped rope. Impressive, just like an old lady. Superb. It's Red Team's attempt for Tiny Skipping Rope, set- I'm nervous! I'm scared! Wait! ██████████ Red Team Excellent! Why? Who's fault? How many times was that? Who's fault was that? -Didn't we all jump up? Who's fault was that? Who's fault was that in your mind? Hidayaa~ But she did this yesterday. You skipped roped just yesterday, right? Yes, I do it everyday. So who's fault was that, Hidaritomo? Shiorin. I heard a noise that the rope hit something from the back. Shiorin. -I see. So it's not Shimizu, right? Not me. Absolutely? It wasn't me. It's someone other than me. Either one of them. Then who's that? Let's take a look. Let's see who was hit by the rope with the slow motion. Here, right? It's actually how Nanase swung the rope. Look at her hand... I think so, too. It's actually Yoshikawa Nanase's fault. She was swinging increasingly faster. Ehh? No, it was you who were swinging too fast. No Yoshikawa, you were swing as if you want to finish it sooner. So for Red Team, the result is 14 times. White Team will now attempt, stand by, please. I don't like this, taking the blame as the MC. I shall do better, too. It's White Team's attempt for Tiny Skipping Rope, set- I'm scared... ██████████ White Team Ehh? No! Excellent! Yoshikawa is hurrying again! Excellent! So for Red Team... White Team, the result it 37 times! For this event, White Team is victorious! This is the last event of Autumn's Tiny Sports Day, here: 5-meter Relay Instead of 500-meter Relay, it's 5-meter Relay. ██████████ Pass the baton through 3 people in 5 meters Winner's team gets 10 points In 5 meters, you'll pass the baton through the 3 of you. The first team finishing will get 10 points. Taku-chan, what is the main point of this event? Although in common relays, every contestant runs the same distance, you can suit yourselves like condense the passing and let the last one run. █████████ Wherever the runners are arranged is OK Do the balancing at your will. Whichever way you configure it is fine. By the way, for the last time, don't get hurt, please! █████████ For the very last time, safety first for variety shows! Even if you break someone's bone, it's not your bone which is broken, alright? Please keep this spirit with you. Both teams, stand by, please. ██████████ Red Team ██████████ White Team ██████████ ██████████ ██████████ ██████████ ██████████ ██████████ Takahashi Oda Oguri Shimizu Hidaritomo Sato How would it be? It's really short. 5-Meter Relay, ready, set- Which side? Which side was it? We're good. We tried our best. Let's listen to them first. How was that? We won! I don't know... I don't know, but it seems that White Team won. We won. Why do you think you've won, White Team? Because we tried our best. In that case, Red Team did their best, too! Let's confirm it with the super slow motion. I'm nervous. How was that? Wonderful. I can't tell at all. How's that? Shiori-sama, Shiori-sama! Shiorin! The judgment is: Red Team! For 5-meter Relay, Red Team is victorious! Yatta! What's wrong? What's wrong, White Team? You were still happy just now. What's wrong? Is there something unpleasant? That's unfair, it's always Shiori-sama. But that was genuine! announcement of Autumn's Tiny Sports Day results! After the CM comes the Bacchiko-i! The ending commences. Bacchi-bacchi! Autumn Tiny Sports Day - result announcement! The Event Committee Chairman Taku-chan, ██████████ Suzuki Taku announces the results Members of the winning team will reach the podium please announce the final scores of 'Bacchi-bacchi! Autumn's Tiny Sports Day'. Here's the announcement! 40 points for Red Team, 20 points for White Team. Therefore, it's Red Team's victory! Congratulations! Thank you. The trophy. Thank you very much. A simple trophy. Let me say something first... Here, can you see it? Can you zoom in? It's tiny! It's so tiny! 'The 1st Autumn's Tiny Sports Day Winner' So tiny. -This is... ██████████ At the end of the show will be a hero interview with Red Team This is also tiny. This is tiny, too? -Yes. It's light! It's light. How does everyone think of today's Bacchiko-i? How regrettable. This 'how regrettable' is similar to that of Kato-kun's. Kato Ayumu: member of Japanese comedy duo XABUNGLE; the 'Impossibru Guy'. 'How regrettable!' (悔しいです!) is his punchline. Lastly let's shout our Bacchiko-i call with the audience, set- bring it on! To broadcaster, this is the 48-second hero interview. How was that? Sure enough we have proven the strength of rural people in sports days. The earth made a difference. We're raised on the earth. When we play we usually play tag. And things like making dirt balls. Everyone should try living in the rural. You see, we've won. Well said. -Return to the rural, please. But only Hidaritomo has got nothing in the borrowing competition. Right... I ought to have it next time. There's still room for improvement. White Team doesn't seem too regretful at all. Aren't you regretful? All in all, it's ridiculousness all the way. That's right. This program was bacchi-bacchi brought to you by the following sponsors. Next episode could be the last of Bacchi-bacchi!