WOULD YOU RATHER WITH FIANCÉ *JUICY*

What up guys, welcome back to another video. It's your favorite drug dealers sitting in our drug dealing car, but not true. Definitely not true. We saw this trend online that we thought was really fun. Would you rather? So basically we're going to be asked a bunch of questions. We put a poll out on our community page, asking you guys to give us, would you rather scenarios? So it could be like, would you rather poop on your face or put your face in anyways, uh, stuff like that. Would you rather be too hot or too cold for your entire life? Too cold for sure. Being too hot sucks. Once you get to a point where you're not wearing anything, you can't take anything else off. But being too cold, you can always put stuff on. And I'm already used to being cold 24 seven. Megan somehow finds a way to wear a sweatshirt when it's 115 degrees in Arizona, which I'll never ever understand. Would you rather be 80 years old forever or five years old forever? Um, I feel like it's so funny in my soul. I already am 80 years old and I'm already five. That's a really tough one. I don't know. Cause like if you're 80 years old, you're very limited on things you can do. Yeah, but you're very limited when you're five. That's what I'm saying. But when you're five, you're limited because you don't have the intellect to like understand many things. Okay. But think about it this way. If you're five and you are fortunate enough to have like a semi good life, then you're so naive to everything. You're just like having fun running around pooping your pants. You're 80, you're running around pooping your pants, but you're probably pretty lonely too. Yeah. I honestly, I don't think I can answer that one. Like that's, I guess five. I think I do five too. Like, I don't really like that one. I don't think you're supposed to like these. If it was like 10 or 70, then I could decide. Yeah. I'm going with five. Would you rather end every sentence with I love you or start every sentence with hey mom? I already end every sentence with I love you, so easy for me. What would you do? Probably I love you. Although like, I feel like I'm going into a professional career type thing, so maybe I don't want to say I love you to all of my like supervisors and stuff. So you'd rather say, hey mom? No. Yeah. That's true. Hey mom. You could get away with the, I love you a little bit. Perfect. Thanks. I love you. Yeah. I love you. Would you rather orgasm once a month or 70 times a day? Once a month. That's way too much. I can't do anything if it's happening 70 times a day. Yeah. Can I get a number? Oh, like you literally wouldn't be able to drive or go to work or that one orgasm a month. It has to be crazy. Like probably the best orgasm of the month. That's one a month for sure. Yeah, I guess I'd do one a month. Would you rather have to speak in rhymes for the rest of your life or only be able to use four words? I'd rather speak in rhyme to do the time. I guess. No, I don't know. Nothing on that. All right. No, it wasn't too appealing to me. Yeah, I guess speaking rhymes because four word sentences is not going to get you very far. What do you mean? It can get far. I don't think so. See, there you go. Would you rather smell like burnt rubber for the rest of your life or have the taste of burnt rubber in your mouth? I would have to say taste just because I think that's something you'd eventually get used to. But smelling like it is like very unappealing to everyone around you. Like I wouldn't want to leave my house if I smell like burnt rubber 24 seven. But you probably wouldn't want to eat anything either. If everything tastes like. Think about it like how you get used to the smell of your farts. You know, like it doesn't really smell that bad after a while because it's just been there. They just smell good. No, no, they do not. And they're heavy and they linger. What do you mean they're heavy? The air is thick when you fart like you can't get away from it. Anyways, what I was saying is like like when it's like the garbage disposal smells like after a while you get used to it. You don't notice until you leave like a taste in your mouth. I think you would get used to. I'd rather the burnt rubber taste. I guess the same. Would you rather be itchy for the rest of your life or sticky? Do I get to know why I'm sticky? Like is there no what substance is making me sticky? I don't know. Your bodily fluids that seep out of your skin every day. I'd rather be sticky. You can sleep if you're sticky. You can't really sleep if you're itchy. That's very true. And I would worry like itchy. Like I'd be like scratching all day and I'd be like bleeding. Yeah. You look like a psycho. Yeah, definitely sticky. Although it would be super embarrassing if like papers and ---- stuck to you all day long. You're like, let me out. Oh God. You leave with this on me. Would you rather speak all the languages in the world or be able to speak to animals? That's a tough one. That's actually all the languages. I think that I'd get you a lot farther. Like being able to speak different languages and communicate with different people everywhere you go and like never have trouble finding directions when you're in a different country or. True. And don't get me wrong. Like that ability is crazy. Like my uncle's a translator and that's insane. That's exactly what I was thinking about when you said that. But think about how much you could get paid to be like, I'm the only one in the world who can speak to animals. Like people are crazy about their pets. Like think about it. I would pay so much money to have somebody come tell me exactly what Scout's thinking. Okay. But hear me out. People are going to think you're crazy if you're like, I know what your dog's saying. I can talk to him. But until you prove yourself, but if you're able to go in and talk to anyone in any language, like, I feel like that's almost like a, a way to make money. Like you literally have, it's called being a translator. Well, yeah, but I'm saying like every single language in the entire world, you can be called for anything ever. You just be a really good translator. Like people can kind of assume what their dogs and their pets are trying to tell them, but no one's going to believe you if you're like, yeah, I can talk to dogs. I disagree, but that's okay. Would you rather have to announce whenever you're feeling horny? Or never be able to tell your partner you're horny again? Who am I announcing it to? Just whoever I'm around. Anytime you feel it, it just comes out of your mouth. I'm horny. I guess announce it every single time. Really? Oh, I wouldn't want to do that. Cause like, what if you're like in a meeting with someone who... Why are you horny in a meeting? That's on you. Let me finish. Let me finish my story. What if you're in a meeting with someone who's like really important, but you also find them attractive and it's turning you on because they're like this, you know, dominating person and you're, you have to tell them that you're horny and they're like, I'm not ******* hiring this guy. Hey mom, I'm horny. I love you. Don't make this weird. I'm saying what if you're in a meeting? Okay. What if you're in an interview and the person interviewing you is really hot and you're horny, you have to tell them I'm horny and then they'd be like, okay, are you sexually harassing me? I'm not hiring you. Whatever. Would you rather have 15 kids or no kids? No, I'm not with the doors shut. No kids. I don't know. I would do no kids. 15 is way too much. I'd, I'd honestly just like be the coolest aunt ever at that rate. If I couldn't have kids. Yeah. No, thank you. Would you rather never use deodorant again or never use toothpaste again? Deodorant for sure. Well, but you can make your own toothpaste, right? Like you just can't use tooth. Well, you can make your own deodorant too, but no toothpaste. And when you see it, cause your teeth would be shitty. Number two, you got that stank. Got that stank mouth. Boy with your stank mouth. Ham bone. Just stank bone. I don't think we did. That was hilarious. Quick story. Intermission. All right. Welcome. Here we are. So we were leaving our hotel in San Francisco. One of the doors to one of the hotel rooms was open and I just went ham bone, like super random. I don't know why. Ham bone. And the lady came out. She's like, okay, thank you. Goodbye. Like I was saying to her. It was so funny in the moment. It really wasn't, but Megan died. I think we were like kind of hung over. We were like trying to get out of the hotel room quickly. And she's in there like cleaning another room and she just like answers to ham bone, so funny in the moment. Would you rather a child vomit on you or you vomit on a child? Child vomit on me. I'm so terrified of like me throwing up. I do not like the feeling of throwing up and from working in that environment, I'm kind of used to it. So I don't, I don't mind it. I'd rather vomit on a five-year-old. I'm just picturing you going up to a five-year-old and being like bleh. Would you rather have a thumb for a tongue or a tongue for a thumb? Thumb? Wait, thumb for a tongue or a tongue for a thumb. I think I'd want a tongue for a thumb because if I had a thumb in here, I feel like that'd be so hard to talk. And then you can taste things just by holding them. That's pretty cool. Would you rather drink a cup of vinegar or a cup of spoiled milk? Probably a cup of vinegar. I like salt and vinegar chips a lot. So maybe that would help. Apple cider vinegar. That's pretty rough. People do it. Yeah, but it's rough. Uh, yeah, I don't know. I feel like probably vinegar because I feel like spoiled milk would make you really sick. Would you rather lose your phone keys and wallet once a month or wet yourself once a month? I already lose everything once a month. Yeah, you already do that. That one for sure. I'd rather wet myself once a month. I already do that. I guess it depends on like the situation that you wet yourself in. Like if you know it's coming, then you can prepare. But if it's like just uncalled for wetting yourself, I don't know how I feel about that. Do you need to go to the bathroom? Yeah, you do. Oh my God. Someone asked, would you rather be sick or would you rather Scout be sick? Oh, us for sure. I could never make Scoutie sick. The thought of Scout being sick actually kind of kills me. I'm so sad when he's sick. He's getting groomed today. He has no idea. It's making me sick, sick to my stomach to know that he has no idea that he's getting groomed. He had a great day. He went swimming today as his reward. Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers? I don't even know how to answer that. I mean, think about your nipples are like this big. So would you rather have fingers this big or would you have nipples this big? Would they be like long nipples? Like would your nipples be like this long? Yeah, I mean they're finger sized nipples. No, they'd probably be like, they'd still be nipples. They'd still be round. They'd just be pepperoni. Not even pepperoni, like salami sliced nipples. Would you have nipple sized fingers? I think no finger sized nipples because who gives a **** nipples one because you can cover it up, but two, you could probably get surgery to make them smaller. Would you rather eat chocolate flavored ---- or ---- flavored chocolate? Chocolate flavored ---- for sure. I would like to not eat ----. So I would eat chocolate or ---- flavored chocolate. Woo. Awkward. Would you rather wear someone's dirty underwear or use their toothbrush? Wear someone's dirty underwear for sure. Use someone's toothbrush. That's crazy. That's gnarly. Yeah. But like, I mean, as long as they don't have like herpes, you can, you can just wash them out after, but like putting their dirty stuff on your lady bits. All right guys, thanks for watching the video. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did make sure to smash the thumbs up button. Let's see if we can get 3000 likes on this video and make sure to comment down below what you want to see us do next. And also make sure to be looking out for our community page. Follow us both on Instagram cause we're posting polls. We want you guys to be involved in the videos as well. And we'll see you next time. Thank you, Brad. We'll see you next time. Peace.