Would You Rather *HILARIOUS*

What up guys, welcome back to another video. Today, I'm joined by the beautiful Maggie Mae and back by popular demand, we are doing another episode of Would You Rather. So I scoured the internet, found some Would You Rather questions. We got some juicy ones, we got some serious ones, and let's jump right into it. Would you rather your partner have a tattoo of their ex or be stuck with a tattoo of your ex? That's kind of funny. It is funny. I'm having a hard time with that. I think I'd rather have a tattoo of my ex than... That's what I'm kind of leaning towards because I wouldn't want to wonder the whole time if you still thought about them because you had a tattoo of them. I'd rather it just be me and I get it removed. Yeah, okay. Right? Yeah, I guess. I mean, that logic doesn't really work because then the other person would be thinking, I just wouldn't really want to be like... With someone who had a tattoo of their ex even though you had one. Well, no. I just like, I don't know, I wouldn't want to be starting to get it on and then I'm just staring at a picture of a dude on your body. Yeah, that's very valid. Yeah. Okay, I kind of agree. I'm gonna go with that. Would you rather not brush your teeth for a month or not shower for a month? Probably teeth. You'd rather not brush your teeth for a month? Yeah, because I could use mouthwash but there's no alternative to showering. No, you can't use mouthwash, it stuns up. No brushing your teeth. Yeah, come on, play the game. All hygiene, all oral hygiene's gone. I don't know, probably still the oral hygiene because I can't handle not showering. That's disgusting. For a month. Yeah, yeah, but you don't get sweaty, you know, depends what time of the year it is, like it's December right now, it's cold. No, no matter what, there's gonna be days where you get sweaty, no matter the temperature outside. I would much rather the teeth than the no showering for a month. That's like unsanitary. It's all unsanitary. Yeah, but like you can get, I don't know, yeah. Meg goes like three days without brushing her teeth and it's really weird. I knew when you were thinking about that that you were gonna say some bullshit. Did you just cuss? Would you rather be with someone who snores loudly or chews with their mouth open? I'm already with someone who snores loudly, so. And I'm already with someone who chews with their mouth open, so. I don't chew with my mouth open, it's just loud. I just chew loudly and my mouth isn't open when I chew. I'll never lose Megan. We could be hiking a mountain and I just need to make sure she's eating. A cliff bar. Yeah, sure. If she's eating a cliff bar, she'll be up on a mountain in all years. And boom, never ever lose her. I'd rather be with someone who chews with their mouth open. Well, then I guess we're a good match. You already snore so much, so. I don't snore. I'm used to it. So damn loud. What does it sound like? I kid you not, though, it actually does sound that loud. No, it doesn't. It does, and then I hit you and you're like, why'd you hit me? And I'm like, stop ******* snoring. Megan does this in the middle of the night. And I'm like, whoa. I do not. Yeah, you do. No, I nudge you, but it keeps going. Like, I swear it gets louder every time I nudge you. Yeah, so stop nudging me. No, just stop snoring. Would you rather kiss a person with bad B.O. or bad breath? Bad B.O. If you're kissing. Yeah, you're still gonna smell it. It's not just like a peck. Yeah, no, I can't do the bad breath. That's rough. I'd say probably the same. I already deal with somebody with bad B.O. Would you rather be able to speak every language or be able to speak with animals? Every language. Said it before, I'll say it again. I think so, too. It would be so sweet to talk to animals, but the practicality of it is just, well, actually, I take that back. I would do animals, and I'll tell you why. You'd be the only person in the world who can speak to animals. You know how much ******* money you'd make? Yeah, but nobody would actually believe you. Oh, until I'm like, Scout, go ahead and put that over there and put that in the bowl, and then he does it. And you're like, whoa, you're such a well-trained dog. It is to say that animals understand you. You can communicate with animals. Communication works both ways. You can say that right now. I can talk to animals. Yeah, I don't know. Who's to say that animals and animals and another man can't elope? What? I'm not quite sure what that lyric was from. Eminem. I know, but it looked real. Real sunshiny. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. An animal's an animal. Okay. But if we can hump dead animals and antelope. Would you rather date someone who is direct, but often harsh, or meek, who rarely speaks their mind? Harsh and direct. Yeah, same. I feel like you can be that way. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's really, let's cut the cheese here, all right? Brad, you've been pissing us off, all right? So if you're gonna leave these little subliminal messages about the basement, you're gonna get the treatment. You're gonna get the hose again, Brad. So why don't you shush your little mouth, stay in the basement, and let us do our job. Thank you very much. Oh. Would you rather your friends hate your partner, or your parents hate your partner? That's a tough one. Ooh, that's really tough. I guess friends, like I need my parents' approval most of all. But your friends are the ones that you hang out with all the time, probably more than your parents. Yeah, but I just still think my parents' opinion is the absolute most important when it comes to who I'm dating. Yeah. I'd say the same. As much as it would suck. Okay, no, no. Stephen makes jokes like that all day long, and I just laugh, and then I make one joke, and he's crying. Would you rather be seven years old forever, or 75 years old forever? That's really tough. I'd rather be seven. Yeah. Because you don't know, you don't know. You just don't know. Like, you're still innocent. You know what I mean? Also, I've seen some 75-year-olds who are looking rough, and I don't wanna feel that rough every day. I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over. Would you rather have a partner with a life-threatening job, or a totally time-consuming job? I have both. Ooh, right. That's hard, that's really hard. I'd do life-threatening in a second. Yeah, I guess I would. I'd just be really worried about you all the time, but I'd rather be worried about you and have you home with me than just never see you. You know? Yeah. I love you. Okay. Would you rather be homeless for five years, or be the cause of your sibling be homeless for five years? Oh, God. I'd rather be the cause. Sorry, John. If I'm the cause, can I take her in? Nope. I'd rather be homeless. Really? Yeah. I was thinking about this the other day, and whenever Hannah stays here, I sit in our room and think about, does she feel comfortable? Is she uncomfortable? Is she happy? I worry about people so much that I think it would drive me more crazy for her to be homeless than, yeah. Valid. Would you rather have a great sex life but not get along well, or get along really well and have a terrible sex life? Get along really well and have a terrible sex life, because I feel like that can be improved, but the fundamental getting along, that's the most important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say the same. Sucks that you would have to choose, because then why are you in the relationship in the first place? Well, a relationship is more than just sex. And the last one we have, would you, this one was the one that, we were in the car, and this was the one that was making me laugh. Would you rather make out with your ex's new partner or your new partner's ex? Like, would you rather make out with your ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend or my ex-girlfriend? Neither. Well, you have to choose one. No. Yeah, you have to choose one. Do I have to choose? Yeah, you have to choose one. Are you gonna choose? I feel like you're gonna make me choose and you're gonna be like, all right, thanks for watching the video. Okay, then you answer yours first. No, that's not how this works. I asked the question. Okay, then I'm not gonna answer. Megan, you have to answer the question. Oh my gosh. I know you so well. I would not do that to you. That's also not how this goes, so answer the question. Answer it, play the game, play the game. Steven, you're not gonna answer once I answer. I am. You already know it. I am. You already know it. I know how you are. I am, just answer the question. You'd rather make out with my ex's new, no. Your ex than my ex's new. Right, right. All right, guys, thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. I'm sorry. I hope you enjoyed the video. See you guys, peace. I don't wanna wait for our life to be over. She is pinching my nipple so hard.