AKBINGO! Ep395 [English sub]

長月Nura Finally tonight The Bad Boys I love everyone! Graduation Subbed and translated by Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com) Encoded by TNT48 This program is brought to you by these sponsors! Beginning from last week. The Bad Boys' graduation as MCs project, The Bad Boys' Important Case Files Quiz. The member who cannot answer even one correct answer will graduate from the show with Bad Boys! So far, only Shimada Haruka has one correct answer. In the end which member will leave the show!? Nihon Terebi Announcer Aoki Genta Bad Boys Omizo Kiyoto Bad Boys Sata Masaki Bad Boys' Important Case Files Quiz. Here's the question. October 2009. Today we have important news for all of you. KIYOTO-KUN'S GETTING MARRIED! Up until now, AKBingo! has witnessed Kiyoto's important turning point of his life, including his wedding report. Above all, something beyond variety occurred! It was on September 2009. -Is it what I think it is? Bad Boys, Imozo Kiyoto. As a child he was separated from his mother. And he lived with his father and grandmother. Kiyoto's mother left not long after his birth. At 18, along with Sata, he walked on the path of an entertainer. There's a personal reason for that... If I became famous on TV then... being my parent, she might notice me, won't she? I thought this would have best chance of finding her. So I just continued to do my best as an entertainer. "If he works his best as entertainer, one day his mother might notice him". That's what has been pushing Kiyoto. After gradually appearing on TV, one day... One phone call came in the office... Yes. Yoshimoto Enterprises here. This is Omizo Kiyoto's mother. Kiyoto's mother? I want him to take care of himself... and do his best... Can you tell him that? But, before leaving any contact details, she hung up the phone. From that day on, AKBingo!'s staff started the investigation to track down his mother. And then finally... Excuse me. Could you be the mother of Omizo Kiyoto? Ah, yes I am. We found Kiyoto's mother! When we showed the VTR to the members... I didn't know about his private life... I'm really happy for you. Overwhelmed, the members broke into tears. We will now invite Kiyoto's mother into the studio! Here's the question! Unexpectedly! In the reunion scene in 2008, a surprising situation occurred which shocked everyone. What was that situation? Kitahara-san was there? -You were there right? I cried real hard. Kitahara Rie You must get this right. What was it? I can't remember at all... Is there a hint? Hint? Why do you want it that much? I REMEMBER! -You have!? I remember now! Now, please show us your answers together. They put his mother in a cosplay. Someone wrote "dressed up in cosplay for enlightenment". What does, "clearly double his weight"? Because Kiyoto-san is overweight, Shiroma Miru as she appeared, she might be twice bigger than he is like a foreigner. That's really lame! Sutou-san. Sutou Ririka Her gender changed? That'll be a shock. Then Kitahara-san. "Which one is Mother?" Quiz! You're confident? -I am! There were 3 aunties coming in. If that was right, that will be a bad story. For a reunion. Please have a look at the right answer. We will now invite Kiyoto's mother into the studio! That's no. 1. Eh? Who? -It's true! Mother X2 Mother X3 This is really bad. -Which one? Mother X4 Which one's my mom? Mother X5 There's too much mom here! Aim for the perfect score! Find Kiyoto's real mother! They did this!? How mean~! Unexpectedly! They used finding Kiyoto's real mother as a variety quiz project! This show has really gone that far!? Yes we have ❤ Looks like it did. With that, the answer is, 5 mothers appeared. Are you serious? By the way, this woman is Kiyoto's real mother. With that, Kitahara-san got it right! Wow, you remembered, Kitahara. -I have. Who will get it? After that, you escorted her all the way until you reached the bullet train, right. Right. Right. There, it was over after acting like a baby, then we parted. Kiyo-chan just this once, please carry me Kiyo-chan just this once, please carry me I will now tell it to everyone. The next question is the last question! This is bad. This is bad! This is bad! This is impossible! There's a lot of members who haven't got one correct answer. Those who haven't one right answer, raise your hands. Please raise your hand. -This is really terrible. It's possible that there will be a mass graduation. -Yes, yes. It might happen. -This is bad!! Here's the last VTR. December 2012. It was during AKBingo!'s year-end party. I've seen this! They're not taking me seriously! -I've really seen this! (Staff) Who? AKB members! They're always putting me down. We'll have a one-on-one competition and if I win, we'll have some sort of segment where they say they'll start taking me more seriously... (Staf) If you lose? If I lose, I will shave my head! Sata, who was an ex-leader of a bike gang, his pompadour was his way of life. What occurred afterwards was...! AKB vs Sate, 5 challenges! Sata challenged in a battle that put his pride as a man in line but... With that, AKB wins the first challenge! We then released a secret weapon after Sata kept losing! She is...! So cute! My name is Sata Kyoko, thank you for always looking after my husband. -She's a real beauty! It was his wife, Kyoko-san. However, this is where an unexpected development... What did he say when he proposed to you? We went to the same high school so it was at the school campus. What did he say? What did he say? He started crying out loud before he even proposed. Bawling leader "Please let me say it in this place where I first met you, please marry me." This no longer became a game for Sata. Sata-san's shaving is decided! For failing his goal, it's decided to cut his pompadour. Eh? You'll start from there? With that, Sata bid farewell to his pompadour. And then... Now, formerly Bad Boys, now Bad Baldies' Sata Masaki will make his appearance! So small! This Ikkyuu-san is defintely too dim-witted. (a little Buddhist monk who is smart and playful) HOWEVER! After the recording, an unavoidable situation occurred. The broadcast of this episode was delayed 3 months from the schedule. When we asked the staff at that time... Bicha Otoko Uno Director We filmed a really good footage, so I thought there will be high ratings. We really wanted to broadcast that as soon as possible. That's right. And here's the question. What was the actual reason why the episode was delayed on-air 3 months after the actual schedule? I know this! Now we hear someone saying she knows this. What year was this again? 2012 right? -Those who know please write the answer. What was it again? Which one? There are 2 candidates. Izuta Rina Please show your answer together. Everyone wrote, "Minegishi-san", "Mii-chan" and "Senpai". Because of the incident where Takamina-san's hair got burned Because Minegishi-san shaved her hair Mii-chan shaving incident Minegishi-san's incident happened Mii-chan's incident happened Minegishi-san caused an incident Mii-chan's shaving incident Minegishi-san shaved her hair because of a scandal Minegishi-san's scandal Mii-chan's shaving incident Roughly all of them wrote 'that' Minegishi incident. If they got it wrong, there will be a massive graduation! 'That' incident of Mii-chan Mii-chan shaved her hair because of a scandal Because of Minegishi-san's incident Minegishi-san's incident Minegishi-san's incident Minegishi-san's shaving Outbreak of an incident caused by Mii-chan senpai's shaving Things caused by Minegishi-san An incident where Mii-chan caused things Among them, there's one unique answer that differs from the rest. Only Izuta-san wrote, "Takamina-san"... "Because of the incident where Takamina-san's hair got burned". Did that happen? Only Izuta-san wrote "Takamina-san". -You're something. Game expert Will you be ok? Wow. -This happened in the same year. In the end, will Izuta graduate from the show? Furthermore...!? I will now announce the correct answer. The answer is... It is a 'Minami-san'. Both of them are "Minami" Which "Minami" is it?! It's Minegishi Minami's! It was a situation that you can't laugh at. Aside from Izuta-san, everyone got it correct! For not getting one question correct, Izuta Rina is decided to graduate from the show with Bad Boys!! Now, Sata will tell us behind the scene of his hair cut broadcast postponement. At that time, we were in Pon!. Then at the backstage, Mori-san came. He said, "Forgive us, Sata. It might be postponed". I was like, "Wait a sec! Don't mess with me dammit!" "Are you freaking serious!?" What do you think the staff brought? A 150,000 yen worth wig! They prepared a fake pompadour and asked me to wear it until the broadcast, DON'T MESS WITH ME! It was clearly a wig! Now we will see his appearance as he wore the wig! What do you want to do for the first shot. Program Corner General Election! It certainly is a wig. Even in the information show Pon! too. It's good! -Right? This uncomfortable feeling... Sata-san, we apologize for the inconvenience. After this, the Bad Boys will perform a comedy skit for the 8 and a half years of memories with the members and AKBingo! After this, the Bad Boys will perform their last comedy skit that leaves the members in tears. Now, here's a stage for Bad Boys to perform their 8 and a half years of memories. Hello~! Good to be here. This feels weird but, this is how it feels like to perform a comedy skit for 8 and a half years of memories. As I speak, they're cheering, so you say something too and see if they do it too. Today's the last one? Today's a graduation stage? -This ain't AKB stage! Sata. Thank you for your hard work. You're graduating TOO! Why am I the only one who's graduating? You still haven't returned it right? -Return what? You've been stealing it right? -What are you on about? AKB's money. -You're talking about stealing!? How much did you steal within these 8 years? Stop saying stupid stuff. Sorry about that- 50,000 yen!? -THAT'S NOT IT! This is just a hand! You've been messing around. You're my partner, so save my face! You just gave me an idea. -What, you have a good way to make up? To make us both feel good, I'll do this. -Yeah, whatcha gonna do? This time I'll hit you. -Go ahead and hit me. This time you gotta suck it in! -The hell! Will that make you feel better, you fool?! As I said, say something about the past 8 and a half years to the AKB members. After all, AKB has a lot of songs. -Certainly they do. I want to have a prosper life too. Do you have a way to do that? Why don't we do it together? -Can I? Coincidentally, I brought the song card with me. -You do? This is good, so you should share it with them. It's crumpled! The hell's wrong with this guy? This is your part. -Ok, ok. I'll just sing, right? If I were to only eat crab for 50 years, crab is something that is just a bit easy to eat! I've kept my lips sealed on this though~ Because the crab meat is slim, in order to suck it in, your lips turn out like this! If I were to only eat crab for 50 years, I will end the crustaceans just like the crabs! (basically saying he'll make them go extinct.) In order to keep this a secret~ Crab, crab, crab, crab, crab~ OI!!! The hell is this crap!? Try say something good about the past 8 and a half years! I do have something to say. -Then say it! Sata. Thank you for your hard work. -You're graduating too! That's enough. That was Bad Boys' comedy skit. How was it, Oshima-san? I still can't believe that they're graduating. Oshima Ryoka But the moemnt they appeared in suit, I think they look cool, for the first time. THE FIRST TIME!? She's honest THE FIRST TIME!? But he wasn't that eager to do that skit. Really? -It's like he wants to be a performer. Entertainer < Performer After this, Bad Boys' final message. Here's the final message from Bad Boys who have been the show's MC for the past 8 and a half years. Please tell us how you feel. Kiyoto-kun, go. This time... Sata... because Sata's scandal... this happened... Oh crap! A friend!? I don't have a scandal. Really. Thank you so much for these 8 and a half years. I'm really grateful. Thank you. I started this show for 8 and a half years since I was 29 years old too. For allowing me to do this since I was 29... Because of this show, I was able to grow. I'm really, really grateful. This may end the first chapter of our career, but I believe all of us are writing our second chapter. By all means, we want to move on and do our best. If we meet you all again in other shows, I think it will be great. I love everyone. The staff too. I love everyone! Are you crying? Your acting skills have improved! Lastly, a member from AKB, Izuta-san will also graduate. Here's a final message from Izuta too. Is this real? Really... -It can't be helped. Bad Boys teased me about about my "Izuketsu". At first, I wondered what that was. But now, I'm happy that I got lots of fans from viewers who watch AKBingo!. I really don't want this! I really want to come again, so I will! You're graduating, you're graduating. With that, Bad Boys, and Izuta-san, thank you for your hard work! For real? -Thank you very much! Everyone, let's give them a round of applause! Thank you! See you around~! Thank you!! Bad Boys, and Izuta Rina! Next week The second MC appears! The person's identity is...! This is really scary... Subbed and translated by Nagatsuki Nura (nagatsukinura119.tumblr.com) Encoded by TNT48 This program is brought to you by these sponsors!