Orioles go crazy after clinching a playoff spot | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the weekly dumb. Hey Jim, how you doing? Zach? All the people in the corn rub. How are we doing today? How was your weekend? Two kids. Wow. Weekend was good. We did another farm festival or second in the last like month. One was summer sunflowers. This was pumpkin. Got some big pumpkins. Didn't expect to walk away with like two 40 pounders. How about the sports? Jim in sports this weekend. It's clinching season and your Orioles gym three playoff appearances in the last 10 years, 25, 25 years. And they're like actually good. So they're happy. It's a bunch of kids. And if you have no idea, they've been using the dong bong all year that they've told everyone, Oh, you know, we use water to fire hose. We use it in the game and it's just fun and silly. Uh, they used it the old fashioned way in the locker room and the GM gets involved and it's a good video. The GM does get involved, which is fun. Also, uh, Hyde, the manager got involved and when he was done, it filled up again, which obviously, I mean, if he didn't say that people would have lost money. Brandon Hyde is more man than this entire current room. I met him, including Loveless Lyle. He had Loveless Lyle off our team. Good for the Orioles, man. I mean, Oh dude, he's got nothing now. He's got no limbs. He still has one limb. He's still holding the heart. He's still holding the heart. That's crazy. Oh, that's really sad. I'm sad for Loveless Lyle. That's Vegas. This breakdown is an interesting one. It involves Jake. Look at this catch. What is in the warehouse? Balls can go off the ceiling. It's like playing baseball on a pinball. Every ball's in play all the time. In extra innings, we do a different version of it. Off the ceiling. One handed. I had a great view of a Jake. You really stuck it like a gymnast, like sticking a landing. Did you, do you, are you hurt? Cause when you, if you slow the, your body hit the ground, like real hard. Yes. I've been a horribly sore all weekend. Like last night going to bed Sunday. So that's three days removed. Four days removed. I was like, wow, I'm still like banged up. Woke up this morning, felt pretty good. Went to the gym. I'm all right. Gym. Oh, this is a great story. Everyone wake up. This is potentially an all year story and it's brought to you by DraftKings. DraftKings. They like sports. This might be getting people in trouble. Montreal's Mitako Miljkovic. Three, two, one. The way you said it. Yeah. I don't know if I'm, I don't know if I'm helping. We have a professional soccer player who was bummed out with his playing time. So he joined a local league, dominated, got into a fistfight. Kicked out of the league. 22 years old. He said his buddy plays in like an amateur league and was like, Hey, you want to come play? He did pad his stats. He played in three games. If he played one game and this is what happened. Accurate. He played three games. But he was like, well, I'm better than that. I'm better than that. Cause in one of the games against Bayer Never Losing. That's a joke on Bayern. We win a lot. He scored five goals. Bayer Leverkusen. In the last game, he got in a fight, punched a person in the face, and they said, you're kicked out of our league. Mitako Miljkovic. That was his fake name, right? Well, that's his real name, but he changed it one letter to Milojevic. He's smart. It's 22. He knew he had to change his name. Yeah. And he chose to change it one letter. That way, nobody would find out. That's crazier than anything else that we've said. I got to change my name. Yeah. And instead of changing his name, he just changed the letter. Like if your name was Joke Storielli. Don't add any effects to that. Raw. Put a little raw. The Natsports, this was making the rounds last week, but they finally caught the guy. But it was making the rounds because this guy is basically James Bond of bad guys. But he robbed the place. His name is Eric Edson. Three, two, one, six. Oh, I like that one. Alliteration. If he's Nordic, I play that game. Eric Edson is kind of like. He robbed a place in Burlington. All right. And then the cops found him sleeping in a car. They went up to the car, knocked on the window. Hey, mister, did you rob that store down the road? He rammed into them with his vehicle and was on the loose. And then they're like, well, he's gone now. Stole a bicycle, rode the bicycle around and eventually ditched the bicycle once he got to the lake. Stole a sailboat. Yeah, that's where in the movie you'd be like, Eric Edson, the guy who robbed the place. Do you know how to sail? He does know how to sail. The Coast Guard chased him down. They chased him to shore. So we like the sailboat, ran it to the ground. And the Coast Guard, I guess, gave up at that point. Like, all right, he's not our jurisdiction anymore. He's on land. Water only. And goes 20 miles away on the kayak. So this dude did it all. And when he got out of the kayak, he swam ashore and got arrested. And then it was over. So kind of a I mean, at one at some point he wins. I mean, Coast Guard, when he gets back in that kayak on you guys, kind of on you, kind of on you guys. We chased him to shore. Burlington Police Chief John Morad. Three, two, one, two, one and a half. Yeah, it's bad. He says, you know, despite all the modes of transportation here, like, you know, Mr. Edson's a dangerous person. It's like you're kind of kind of covering your own tracks. He knows he's lost the crowd. End of the show, except it's the employee of the week. Christina, Christina, Jason Jake's always says both names. I like the alliteration that comes with it. Joke story, Lee. I am one employee of the week behind you. Right. Why two kids? Yeah. So, catch up. It's not merit based. Just kid based Christina. New seating chart, new alignment. That's are all sorted and all that. So Zach's desk didn't move. Oh, and I am infiltrator. I'm infiltrating sections every day. I'm the great roamer nice. Buffaloes are huge, you know This episode of the weekly demo is brought to you by DraftKings download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now new customers use promo code DUMB Bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly. That's promo code DUMB D-U-M-B That word is spelled dumb only at DraftKings Sportsbook What's the bead doing hanging around in the word dumb? That's so stupid download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use promo code DUMB D-U-M-B for some reason Kind of like I hate people that run on the field during sports games But that video of the kid running on the field and then making the great escape like climbing the outfield wall climbing there at some point You win me back over to root for you, right? 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