OUR FIRST DAY WITH CHICKENS! What do you think we named them?!

I think they're asleep still. Should we go see? Okay, which one's yours, Cohen? Can you see? Good morning chickens. Got my little helper. Will you water the hydrangea? So you see the stream coming out? Yeah. Cab. Good job. I told the boys we have a secret passageway. Well, a secret room. You guys have never seen it before. So they were telling me that the only thing they miss about our old house is the fact that their toy room was under the stairs. Like in that little room. And I'm like, you guys, we have one here. It's just a lot smaller. So they've never seen it. They've never been in it. So I'm gonna go show them this cute little room. Alright. You guys see that little door? You wanna see inside of it? Okay, Cohen, wait. Look out. Let Daddy go in first. Okay? Oh, there's... Are those my Adidas? So guys, if Daddy cleans that room out... Okay, well this wasn't as exciting as I thought it would be because you can't see, but it goes all the way down. Let's go. Should we go get a light bulb? I already know that. Oh. This is surprisingly big under here, huh? Like for a kid. For like a little kid. Are you excited to see it? We should totally finish this under here. The only thing that's in here is the paint that they left behind. Which could be helpful because this is the color of our house. Oh my gosh. No way. Is that cool? Yes, you can. I think we just need to move... Yeah, our train. Oh, our train is in the garage. No, I actually have it in the storage room. Well, I just had an exciting package delivered and I feel like an old lady because I'm excited about this. And that is this huge box of my cleaning supplies. So I'm gonna go through some of this stuff with you guys. Some of my very favorite products. And I also want to let you know... Okay, hold on, let me put this down. I also want to let you guys know that if you've never ordered from Grove before and you use my code down below you will get a bunch of free stuff with your first order. This is a perfect chance for you to go and order some supplies and get a whole bunch of free supplies and this does not look very safe. Waving a knife around. Cut away. Cut away from yourself. Okay. Look at all this. Look at it all. So a lot of this stuff you see right here was free and that will be free for you with your first order. And then this is everything else that I got. One other little random thing I wanted to tell you. This is the last time I've ordered this stuff, okay? The method degreaser. This is how it came from Amazon. So I am a huge Amazon fan. I love Amazon but every time I ordered this from Amazon this came completely dry empty. There was not one ounce left inside. So I just actually submitted a thing I have to send it back. I also pay four times more on Amazon I realize than I do going through Grove. She loves you. It almost hurts. Cohen, can you tell us what you named her? Little Jack. That's your little girl's name? Little Jack? Are you going to change her name when she grows up? Big Jack. Alright. We got one name down. Five to go. Oh my goodness. That's so cute, Cohen. And I think Ezra wants to go outside. What do you think? Simon, look at Cohen. Is that cool? He's got Little Jack. Oh, she loves you, honey. She's just trying to snuggle up to you. She's falling asleep. Okay. Simon, is that your little bird? What did you decide, Simon, that you're going to name your chicken? Captie. What made you name her that? I don't know. Oh, Captain America? Is that why, really? She couldn't name her Captain America because it was a girl. Is that why you named her Captie? So, Captie after Captain America. She's giving you kisses. Did you see that? That's so cute. I am. Thomas' chicken is out of control. I don't know how this chicken is going to last in this family. She is not very nice to her sisters or us. If there were any chicken, if Thomas were a chicken, he would be out of control. I have officially named this chicken. It was between a few names. Okay. Quagmire was actually one of them. I decided the other name I was going to go with, which isn't the name, was going to be Sir Kenai Cluck Cluck McGee. Or, since I found out my chicken is a little a-hole, I named it Voldemort. Because Voldemort is a fitting name. Look at her. She listens to that. You like that? Voldemort. Okay, let's see if Voldemort could just chill for half a second. There we go. Uh-oh, one of her feathers fell off. She is insane. Oh, by the way, I wish, you guys, I wish so bad we were vlogging. Thomas had her outside on his shoulder this morning. We were just chilling. Yeah, and all of a sudden, she leaps off his shoulder and lands inside of a thorn bush. A rose bush. I'm like, I didn't think these flew. And listen, they say chickens can't fly. And I was like, okay. So I'm outside, right, and I'm working with old Voldemort here. And I'm like, okay, if I'm going to be a proper chicken owner, I need to learn a good chicken call. So I was out there and I was testing a few different ones and I YouTubed some stuff, right? We're YouTubers. And I was like, I figured out the perfect chicken call, okay? You guys ready? I'm ready. Hey! That's a little better chicken call than mine. It's not. Who do you got here, baby? Alright, guys. I'm trying so hard to get her on my shoulder since everyone else is doing that, but please, please don't poop on me. They will poop on you. I know. I've already been pooped on like four times today. What a defense mechanism, though, because after they poop on you, you put them back. That's true. You do. Babe, this lighting is so good on you. Can you zoom into my cutie whose butt is literally in my mouth right now? Hold on, wait. Let me focus. This is Stella. I'm the only one that names her a cute name. Everyone else's is ridiculous. Little Jack? I did pick this particular chicken because it lays blue and green eggs and I think that is so cute. So it wasn't necessarily that like she's a big mama. Thomas was saying that that should be her name because she's like the biggest one. Okay. Who do we have here, babe? This is the one that they picked for Milo. And it's the same bird as mine. This little chicken's name is Millie. That's what Milo's one is called. Isn't that cute? What is happening? I know you're secretly freaking out right now. Oh my gosh. Listen, let me use my duck call. We got Millie. Pickle, back up off the dock. Big mama Stella's coming for you, Pickle. Pickle ran from her. You guys need to remember the day when old Pickle was afraid of a baby chick. Pickle, you are so ruthless and just a terror. Now little duck, it's time to go back. Are these ducks? No, they're chickens. Buddy. Alright. He's not a big fan right now. What is that? Wanna tell our friends what your bird's name is? His name's Winter. Yeah. Okay, careful, careful, careful. Okay, this one's name is Winter. Which is very contradicting because he's yellow. Right, but this one turns white. Huh? All white. Yeah. This is a typical chicken. Yeah, a typical chicken. A typical. Okay, Cohen and Ezra want to say goodnight to you guys. Will you say goodnight? Yeah, goodnight. And see you when? And see you guys tomorrow night. Ezra looks scared.