ANGRY BIRDS!!

You did? Oh my gosh! No way! Egg. Should we play it? You, you, you fall with egg and you get the pegs. Egg. Oh, it's terrible. Yeah. What does the pig say? Quack, quack. Quack. What does the bird say? Quack, quack. Oh. He's just a duck. He doesn't fly? He's just a duck? Yeah. Is this called happy birds? Yeah. No, I go bird. Oh. Like that. Oh my goodness. He's squishy. Okay. Now, go in. Throw it at the pig. Yeah! Okay, throw your guys at him. This is fun. Wait, wait, wait. Are you going to stack it up different? Yeah. Dude! He fell in the pool. I'm not cheating. I want the key. Did you just take a bath? Yeah. Dad, watch how he stacks this. He's already making... Careful. Careful, Cohen. I got this! Yes, yes, yes. Oh! Show me. Show me who they are. That's a what? He's chalk. Chalk? No, chalk. Chalk? Yeah. Oh, okay. That's Thomas' hair. Thank you, Justice. Ashley, is this true? No one can embarrass me more than I already embarrass myself, so I never feel stupid when I say something. Take a pic! Guys, I could hip thrust her right into this pool. Guys, I'm good. I'll kill you. I swear, I'll kill you with a gun. Thomas, call me. Thomas! I love you so much. I'm sorry. Ashley, pee your pants. What? That's not fair. She knows I won't do it, dude. Damn it. I swear to everything I'll kill you. Where's your phone? It's in my, stop it, I swear, I swear. What'd you? I'm leaving you alone. I'm wet. Tough way to go. How could you want more kids and do stuff like that? If you do it again, I'll throw you in. Don't, I'll throw you in. I'm sorry, I have to now. He says, I'm sorry. I can't wait. Just kill me, Truce. No, you're not gonna kill me. Yes, I will, Truce. No, put it down. Put down the rock. I got her. I don't want Brady using me. You just made me skate my pants. Stop it. Interesting anger management, goosefraba. You guys don't know, actually, like I do, how to wake up without, what do you call them? Balls. How's my hair done? Pretty good, huh? Are you crazy, huh? Are you on drugs? All day, cleaning rocks out of the pool. Babe, stop, Ashley. I'll call the pool, dude. Ashley, please stop, okay, you win. I will throw your ass in this water from here on. I swear, Ashley. Yeah, run inside. Run inside, coward. Wait a minute. Run inside. I'm throwing you in the water now. You know how long it took me to clean the rocks out? It'll take me five more minutes. One more, dude. Wonder where our kids get the rock thrown from. Who does that, you guys? Man. Can we name this one Ashley Grow Up? I try to keep a nice pool, dude. I spend hours out here cleaning, Johnny. I'm on the appreciated. Maybe we should name this one Thomas is a Wuss Part Two. Shut up, Justin. Now he's getting it. Yes, Tessa, I want it. Back straight, Johnny. I'll test. Yes. Tessa, am I a genius? So smart. Justin, I feel bad for you. Why, he's my best friend. Ashley, mark my words. Because you threw those last two rocks in, I'm throwing you in the water. You won't be here to witness it. And number three, you probably won't see me for a few days. Afterwards, I want to be sleeping with my mom and she ain't gonna let you come there. Those extra rocks that I just threw in is a substitute for me shooting you in the face when you came home and for shooting Johnny. So he should actually thank me that all I did was throw rocks at him in the pool and I didn't actually shoot him with a paintball gun in the face. Look, look, he's a king. He's a king? Yes, his hands have a king. No, okay. I'm not scared of you, dude. You ain't scared of me. You have a little girl nipple. Well, you can't work those out, Ash. They just come that way. We're just walking by, dude. Anywhere near me, I will pull that out, cut it off, and see if it's a big hole. What? I'm okay. No! Oh my gosh! It's all over! Smell, smell, smell. That's funny. Look at that spot. Don't you, don't you, don't you do that. Come on, babe. Don't freaking do it, Ash. Don't freaking do it, Ashley. Look at me. I told you. I'll just, I'll just, can I just follow you? Johnny! There's very few people I'll run from on this planet. Babe, will you just chill and just walk me? Why can't we just be alone? Yeah, so you set it down. Do it. Set it down, dude! You're stressing me out, Tex. Don't play. Right here. Throw a shake on it. Come across the pool. She actually showed me the angry version. Can we just really quickly cut to that picture of me when I got my pump on this morning? She looks pretty good, huh, Tess? With the muscles? Yeah. Guys, Ashley gives me looks when it means no. And I'm not stupid. I know. So I'll run from her. Or I attempt to throw her in, and then she'll get a piece of my skin and just pinch it with her nails. So I quit. She wins. And she'd probably take my shoe allowance away and we can't have that. You hear that? Johnny wants to know who'd win in a UFC fight, me or Ashley. I said I could win, but she would win. You dig? Mine's not cheap. Sean Whalen's brand. He's giving away a Jeep for anyone who goes and orders. Every $10 you spend on his website is considered an entry and I won it. I already have put it out there. So when you guys watch this, I won that Jeep that he's giving away. Pretty cool, huh? He's gonna bring it to my house soon. I'm gonna win it and then give it away to someone else. Is that cool? I'm gonna win a Jeep, then I'm gonna give it away. She wants it. Don't, don't, don't, don't. That's a girl. If Johnny ever blackmailed me, Tess, this is what would happen. And he posted all the stuff I tell him not to post. He'd see outside his bedroom window, dude, my black skull mask. And he'd wake up and say, Tessa, we gotta go! Pack the bag! Make sure you bring the baby! Make sure you bring the baby. That was good. Yeah, I've got this. Okay, show me what you're working on. Right, right. What's this? Move the pig! Fight the pig! Boom! That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Get the pig! I've got the pig! Yeah! You did? We all accidentally matched. What is that? That's money. That's money? Yeah. Wow, money. Ow! I got a skull ring one night when nobody was here. And he willingly gave it to me because, I actually forgot why, but I got mad at him for some reason, and I'm like, hand it over. And he did. I'm gonna pick it all up. Hotty? Yeah. You're gonna be a guest. I predicted Tessa's height to be five foot three and a half. Johnny, so what do I get? What do I get? Okay, come here Johnny, let me get a close-up of this. What does that say? Five foot three and a half. My body's not the same. I wanna get old, but I can't. Johnny, show us your nipples. Yes! JK. JK, no? JK Rowling. Jump one. JK Rowling. Thank you guys for watching, and don't forget to subscribe. She ate it! Oh, God. Good. Whoa.