More Signs You Are Turning Into Your Asian Parents

Hey guys, what is up? So we did a video about Asians turning into their parents. Yeah. You know, that's always fun. Very true too. Yeah, so we figured we'd do part two for you. So check it out. Yo, what are you gonna major in college? Actually, I'm gonna major in theater. I wanna be an actor. No, you gotta major in like accounting or engineering or pre-med or something. Something practical so you can get a job. How's he gonna get married, dude? Come on, man. Let's go grab some fresh air at the park and do some tai chi. It's a nice morning. Oh, also last week, I met an auntie there. She's gonna show up some moves. Is there also ballroom dancing classes? Yeah. All right, buddy, you ready for a feast? Heck yeah. I've been saving my stomach all day. Got some fried rice over here. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got some lo mein. Oh, I love lo mein. Eat up, eat up. I got some of it. Dumplings. Yeah. Try it, try it. Dude. Some you tiao. Oh my gosh. Yeah. That's a lot of food. Yeah, eat. Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, man. I'm gonna, I'm gonna get some right now. Also, I got some tea eggs in here. Eat them all. Gosh. You eat it all. Dude, did you like buy the whole store? No. Dude, that's a lot of food. I don't care about that. Just eat. Not everybody has a stomach like you. No, you gotta eat more. I eat fine. Come on, eat. I don't see you eating. Try some of that. Just give me a second. No, try. Try and tell me how you like it. Yeah, hold on. Stop trying to stuff food down my throat. Eat this. Okay. And then have a tea egg. Oh, no, I'm okay with that. No, no, no. You have to have a tea egg. You have to. Eat a tea egg. Jeez, man. Eat a tea egg. Oh, bro, I gotta be out, man. I'm going to a birthday party. Whose birthday? This guy from work. I don't think you know him. Where is it? Queens. How are you getting there? Driving. Yeah, it's dark out. You don't drive while in the dark. Uh, I have driving glasses. Uh, okay. Well, is there alcohol at this party? Yeah, bro. It's a party, but I'm not going to drink, though. Well, how long are you going to stay out? Man, what is this? You're being weird. I'm out of here. I'm going to phone him. Yo, awesome news. What's up, bro? I just scored the job I was trying to get. Nice. What are you doing? I'm going to be an accountant at a really cool firm downtown. Oh, cool. Hey, my uncle Jack's got a son. He also works downtown in Wall Street. Where do you work? Well, not Wall Street, but, you know, still kind of close. Oh, that's cool. That's cool. Uh, I think he makes, I think he makes like $80,000 a year. Oh, I don't make that much. Like, you know, a little much less. Yeah, he's got his own office, too. Well, I have a desk. Oh, okay. His secretary brings him, like, coffee every morning, too. I don't really have a... There's a coffee machine. Yeah, not everybody can be like my uncle Jack's son. Cool, man. Good luck in your new job. Hey, Mike, you want to say hi to my auntie Jen? Uh, I don't know her. Yeah, yeah, come on, come on. Say hi, say hi. I don't know her. Yeah, come on. She wants to say hi to you. Oh, hey, auntie Jen. Oh, quick, quick, quick. Hey, Mike, you want to say hi to my uncle Jack? Yeah, he wants to say hi to you. Come on, come on. Come on, it's my uncle Jack. Come on, you know, Jack. Uncle Jack. Oh, Ziva, Ziva. Oh, ho, ho, ho. Oh, hey, Mike, you want to say hi to my grandpa? Dude, dude, come on. Say hi to my grandpa. Hey, hey, grandpa. Oh, hey, my cousin Jean-Louis just had a baby. She wants to say hi to you. Yeah, she's like two months old. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Say hi, baby. Hey, cousin Louis. Yeah, yeah, he's French. Jean-Louis. Okay, hey. Oh, my cousin Yvonne wants to say hi to you. Yo, how many family members do you have? What? You just want to say hi. All right, guys, we hope you like that. And I promise you that's the final one for now. Yeah, unless you really like it. Unless you really like it. And then let us know. Maybe we'll do a part three. Just kidding, we already did part three. No, we did not. Tell us the ways that you might be turning into your Asian parent. Have you been turning into your Asian parents? No, I don't beat my kids. I don't know, I'm just kidding. No, no, I don't nag. Yeah, I don't nag. I am finding that I'm getting older. You know, I'm thinking about things like tax returns. All right, we'll see you later. Peace. Bye.