WHAT HAPPENED TO SIMON??

Have you even started the vlog today? No. Oh, well good morning guys. We've gotten a lot of stuff done today so far. Let's see, went to the gym, ran some errands, you know. We're leaving to Florida tomorrow, so basically today it's just like getting stuff done. Our niece Lexi is still at the house with the kids while we run some more errands. We have another meeting right now that we're going to. Tonight we have some more meetings and then we gotta go to bed pretty early because... Ashley picked our flight at 7 a.m. I definitely did not. Thomas picked that flight. He first picked a 1 a.m. flight and I don't do red eyes, so I was like, you better go and change that. No, pump the brakes, pump the brakes. I picked a flight on Delta's app and then when I went to go check out, the flight I picked, like usually the flight you pick is the top choice when you go to check out. Well, it switched on me. Like, the top choice went down to the second one, so I just clicked the top one again and was like, yeah, of course, because I booked flights through them a million times. Well, it turns out I booked the one o'clock one, so I spent like four hours on the phone with Delta trying to get it handled and fixed and finally they fixed it, but I mean, is it that much better that we have to wake up at four? I know, right? But we're taking Ezra with us. It's gonna be fun. Basically, how this is gonna go, tomorrow we fly in, we are flying into Tampa and then we go to Bradenton, so it's about an hour away, but we never wanna fly into Sarasota because it's like 900 more dollars, which is ridiculous for like a 45-minute drive. Yeah, it's like a 45-minute drive. It's not bad. We'll just Uber it or Lyft it. So yeah, we're gonna go hop in an Uber. They're basically going to take us straight to corporate because we have to be there for something we can't tell you about, but yeah, we're going straight to the corporate headquarters and then hopefully we can stop at the hotel first. I don't know. I hope so, because it's like go, go, go. And then that night we have a top earner dinner, not dinner, a top earner party, they call it, on the whole nother level, which is pretty cool. We'll film it. Maybe we'll vlog. Oh, I'm totally, are you kidding me? This is our gig, dude. We're gonna sneak you in and show you the whole nother level. Can we just get a little close-up of my outfit real quick? Purple shorts, all sorts of colors. I'm not matching, but I don't care. I'm gonna go spar. I gotta get ready for my fight because Thomas is getting ready for his MMA fight. August 11th, if you are in Utah. You guys, I haven't fought in Utah in a long time. So if you are in Utah, Weber County Fairgrounds, August 11th. I am bringing the heat. So I would love if all of you could make it. I know it's out of state and out of town for country and stuff for some of you guys, but it would be cool. So I gotta go get ready. I gotta start training really hard. I'm gonna do a lot of running in Florida while we're there. So that way I can stay in training, right Lex? Do you see the comments? Everybody loved you yesterday. They said, oh, I like Lexi. She's so cool. She's funny. I like her. Anyway, I'm out. People want to see the boys play and they want to see them play with you and they want to see them interact with you. So would ya? What are we doing? Oh, are you okay? We are testing out this white laser. Cohen, don't let it get you. When I did it, I died. But when you guys do it, you guys don't die. Don't get him now! Get him now! Okay, okay. How did you do that? You try it again. I can't, my arm's broken. I want to do it again. Maybe make a big one. A big one? Yeah. Okay, so I'll stand over here. Simon, you stand straight across from me. It touched you. Get off me! Get him, get him! Ah! Get him! Hi, Raiden. Hi. Don't eat the laser, Raiden. You'll die. Okay, guys. So we're gonna build a bat cave out here. Okay, you gotta show me exactly how you want it. Are you ready? Okay, let's do this. Are you ready? All right. What do you do when your kid walks in and says, Mom, look! Mom, we have to see this bat. We have to see this bat computer. Mom, we have to look at this bat computer. Are you bloody? Yeah. You got blood all over you. What the heck? Simon, come here. What does that say? It says Bat Cave Headquarters. Oh my goodness! This is so fun! Simon. Are you okay? Let me see you. What happened? Can you tell our friends what happened to ya? What happened? I was trying to get out the thing. I put my shoes in a white thing. Oh. Shoes in a tree. You know what, guys? These two kids get so many bloody noses from picking their nose. Huh? Let's go walk. We need to give you a full-blown bath, dude. That's bad. Okay? Let's go get you in the bath. You look like a boss, Cohen. Say, I'm a boss. Alfred sits on that chair? That's cool. Okay, what did we build? Bat Cave! All right, let's go. Show them. All right, here is our bat computer. It says Bat Cave Headquarters, Gotham City. Is that cool or what, Coco? Cool. Okay, okay. Keep showing them. That's how you tell where Robin is so we can take him down, and the Joker. Okay, should we show them the rest? I'm gonna take down the Joker, and I take down Lex. Yeah, Lex Luthor. You take down me? No, no, a different Lex Luthor. Oh, Lex Luthor. Okay, okay. Okay, let's go. Let's show them the rest. There's this right here. This is so everyone knows who this is. So they know whose it is? Yeah, yeah, so they'll know it's the Bat Cave. Okay. So right here is where the superheroes get changed, and there's the Batmobile, and the Bat. No, no, no, deep in the water. Oh, okay, okay. Okay, what's this? Oh, okay. What's this right here? What is this? A laser. This is the laser, huh? And Coen got a little war mark right there from the laser, huh? Let's show them. Ouch, yeah, we need to fix that. All right, and then what's over here? But where do we put the people? What is this for? Yep, it's the jail. Yep, but the monster will eat it. They'd eat it out? Yeah, they will. So, so, so, how are we gonna trap them? But it's laser, so they won't be able to eat it. It's lasers, but it's not lasers, right? Yep. All right. This is our Batcave. Oh no, our Batman is in jail. What is Gotham City? Oh, did you just, what? You can touch the lasers? Yeah. That is crazy. Wow, Coen. Touch it. Oh. Oh yeah, it is getting messy. Okay. Well, I got back from sparring. It was fun. There were like only heavyweights there, and it's always a good time when you spar with the heavyweights, because it means you gotta bring the heat, and you gotta be ready to bang. So, I do have a little bit of a headache, because these guys were monsters. If you go look at my Instagram, you'll see them. They're my homies, but they hit hard, you know, so I have to bring my A game. Ashley and I just jumped on and did a call for our team, another little training. We've been like so busy with those since we're going to Florida. I'm gonna do another little business training really quick, and I've got my little Ezzy Desi-was-a-bear here. Say, what's up, little ninja? Look at that double chin. And then, I got Lexi. There we go. I got Lexi the great here. She's ready for a little ruckus. Are you ready to watch this house while we're gone? Are you up to this? Yes. She will be taking car of the ninjas. Ninja one and ninja two. Simon and Coen. And she will hold down the fort, you know. We haven't heard from Russell yet. Hopefully, he's somewhere. I don't know. I told him he couldn't come back until he found my ID. He says he has it, so. But I haven't talked to him at all today, so I haven't heard from him. Maybe he'll show back up, maybe not. But I doubt it, so. I still love him. Russ, if you're out there watching these, you can come home, buddy. I'll feed you a couple sandwiches, a couple of bottles of water, and send you on your way. Just kidding. What time do we need to leave here? Like 5 a.m.? Dude, yeah. Minimum. Maximum. Minimum. Gosh. So, let's try to get this handled. Did our last call of the night. All right, guys. We'll see you guys tomorrow in Florida. Bye.