Pimps a homer then trips over first base, a breakdown

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We got Sam Houston versus Houston and Brandon Uss up at the plate.
Sam Houston up 6-5 and Brandon Uss. I think that's how you say his name.
Uss is trying to right the wrong of the score. He's got two men on base.
Anyone watching this game at home, like Brandon Uss' parents,
just can't see the ball or the pitches at all. The umpire's ass is right there.
But there's the 1-0 and it's crashed to deep left field over the cane sign.
And he pimped the hell out of it. Slow trot. Pinwheels. Busting it to first.
Looking cool. Menacing a little bit. Oh no. First base coach laughing at him on the ground.
Now my diagnosis of this is he is feeling like the coolest person on planet earth.
Coolest person on planet earth. Coolest person on planet earth. Coolest. A fool. A fool.
And I feel bad for him because it doesn't seem like he was able to laugh this off.
If he did, I love it. But he kind of, you gotta like turn and laugh at the coach.
I mean, he just pimped a homer and now you're on the ground like he is cussing himself out.
Ruining the moment. The other team starts talking ---- to him and they're like, ha ha, nice trip.
And he's like, hey, hey, be cool. But he hit the go ahead home run in the bottom of the eighth
inning. He should just be laughing. He should trip around second just for the ******* theater of it
and let people know he doesn't care. His right arm went limp the whole trot. They do a nice gentle
caress. And this kid back here, number 36, he's rocking the baby. And I don't know if that's
something or just, you know, what he's up to. They're screaming, let's go. Now, Sam Houston,
he, they didn't like either. They didn't like that. He tripped. They didn't like that. He didn't
laugh that he tripped. They didn't like that. He pimped it. So they go over number seven's head
and that guy in the crowd likes it. He likes danger. He comes to a baseball game to see
people get hurt right over his head. And what did he do? He didn't trip over no base.
He's just trying to survive as a college baseball player. This guy's clapping. That seems messed up.
Warning says that's a warning. He says, OK, coaches on Houston are all fired up. They're
screaming, yelling. And then this is the real coach. He's just I've known this guy for years.
You can have one of your guys throw at me. We're all Houston here. And then they win the game,
I believe. And I kept the rest of this footage in. I'm not sure why they win the game. Now,
I did go to the Houston baseball and the Brandon Oos Twitter page because I wanted to figure out
how to pronounce his last name. And he retweeted the highlight. And in the official highlight,
they show the bat flip, the cool angle of it, the bad ass of it, the pimp job, and they cut out
him tripping. Got to leave it in, guys.
And cut it out. People know it exists. Stray sand effect.
