Kevin Hart's Funniest Interview Moments | Hart to Heart

I'm a big fuckin' idiot. Yeah, who are you? What? Uh, hmm, should I interject? Did you? That was not my intention. I'm sorry. We made this video, um, I'm ******* Matt Damon, which became a big viral video. And it changed, it changed a lot. It really changed the show because suddenly celebrities wanted to be on it, which they didn't before. I mean, like, if you go, if you ever have the don't, by the way, but if you ever, like, go back and watch the early shows, like, there were times where the guests weren't even paying attention to me. Like, they were talking to the other guests. It felt like every party I ever was at, where I'd be sitting there at the desk and they'd be carrying on a conversation and I was like, uh, hmm, should I interject? Like, what should I do now? And the show was live. And it was just a mess. And we had, sometimes we had really, we were really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it came to stars. We'd have, like, the sixth most interesting person on Joe Millionaire or something, you know? Not even Joe. We were like, all right, if we have him, can we maybe get Joe? They're like, well, Joe's doing Leno. Joe's, uh, Joe's not available. But, um, it's true. In fact, that's why I started making fun of Matt Damon because at the end of a show, we had some terrible guests and I was standing there, I'm wrapping up the show and I'm standing there with these guests and I don't even remember who they were. And I go, I want to apologize to Matt Damon. We ran out of time for him. And I just did it to make our producer, Jason, laugh, you know, and he was cracking up. And, uh, then I just did it again the next night. And then, um, I started doing it all the time as just, you know, how I close the show. Here's why I'm laughing, all right? There's no way, there's no way not to be aware. Like, when you say, yeah, we're kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel, like, you know, you're looking, you're looking at your guests and you're like, oh, man, all right, well, this is who we got. And then they're looking at their booking at my show and going, who's this? Have you ever gotten, like, food poisoning and had to go on stage? I shitted on myself on stage. Oh, did you? I swear to God. Oh, my God, it almost happened at Staples Center. I swear to God, I shitted on myself. And once in Germany. Watch this. Joey, where were you at when I shitted on myself? Norway. Norway, we were in Norway. Mine was almost Germany, almost Staples Center. See, you got almost. I want to make this very clear. Let me, let me, no. There is no almost. Let me be clear. There's no almost. What I did to these trash cans is ungodly. I don't know what I ate, but I was like, I literally was like, if I don't walk off this stage right now, I'm going to ---- myself in front of thousands of people. And that was pretty traumatic. I was sweating. There's very far few and in between with the opportunities for the black woman. They were only telling like a couple stories, a couple of our diverse stories, you know. So you were mindful of that at that point in time? Well, because what I kept getting from my agents at the time is they kept saying I was too edgy. And I'm like, too edgy? Because you just thug. Well, I am a thug, but I'm a trained actress. Very true. But you can't judge me on who I am because that's never going to change. Yeah. I don't judge you on it. I'm saying I know. Oh, not you. I'm just saying I want you to know that I know what's in there. Yeah, I know you do. Like this. You don't never let me forget. Like this. You got this thing. I got all of that. Like what you, what? What? Yeah, who you? What? Who you, what? What? Like that's in there. Grabbing the bottle, looking for the weapon. Yes. Oh, it's OK. I'm working. I have a therapist. It's called Rage. I'm working on it. And there are reasons for it. That's why therapy is good. OK. We'll get there. We'll get down there. I can't wait to get down there. But at the same time, like I said, and me, you know, I'm 56 years old. Damn. I'm sorry. Because it was a thought. No, no, seriously. It was a thought. I don't care. It was a thought and I blurted it out. I'm fine. I didn't mean it that way. I'm fine. OK. But just understand I didn't mean it the way it came out. We'll take a poll on how you meant it with people here later after the show's over. I can sit up here and honestly say, buddy, that was from a place of love. Got it. Like, damn. You didn't. If we could play it back right now. Play it back. These are two different dams. Play it back in slow motion. There wasn't no. I said. There was no like. I said. Damn. No. You said the word damn. Do you want me to tell you how you said it? I know how I said it, Don. Do you want me to say it back to you how I think you said it? Go ahead. Damn. Not true. Fam. Not true. Fam. I said. Kevin. I said. Damn it. Each time you've said it now, it's gotten quieter and quieter. I could barely hear you that last time when you said it. Well, that means that you can barely hear the truth. So who has the problem here? Hmm? Who has the problem? Maybe 56 is catching up. The way you Nadia Comaneci things, it's just flipping. Oh, I know what you just did there. Straight around. The way I Nadia Comaneci it. Huh? Hmm? Uh-oh. Does he not know what that is? The way I Nadia Comaneci it? Yeah. He thinks he's the only one that can Nadia Comaneci it. What are you talking about? You don't think I know what Nadia Comaneci it? What is? You heard me. Okay. Yeah. 56 though. Yeah. Let's get back to it. Damn. Still here. Still kicking. Still walking. Knees are still working. No noise. Right? Hmm. All right. That's good. Well, perfect segue into my next question. Your appetite. Uh, you somewhat referred to you as, what's it called? Greedy. There it is. Some people would say that you're greedy. Uh, you have put so much on display when it comes to your love for food. The concoctions that you feel go together. Uh, it's even landed you a deal. You know, a deal in the food space. You had your own meal at McDonald's. Um, before I get to the meal, what, what, what the **** is going on with your system? Let's just get into the, to the meat in particular. Why, why, why the mixture of such random and, and crazy foods? It's random. Yeah. You put like, then you put like Cheetos and you do a lot of, a lot of crazy stuff. This is how I do it. Nobody showed me this, but I'm telling you. Okay. So don't tell nobody. All right. This is how I do it. Some days I'm like, Ooh. Really? It was a close call today. Well, at the end of the day, yes. Oh my God. I've gone to bed at night and been like, God, **** that ----. That was not my intention, but that did not go well. Cheers to the end. You know what I mean? Well, we can't change that. Wish you could. Have a lot of shame. Feel a little sweaty. Oh God. And you know, sometimes that night lasts for a couple of days. Yeah. Sometimes. You know what the worst is, Kevin? When you do something, hold on, I got to yank this down. When you do something public and you just, even in your mind's eye, you're like, I'm just not going to look there. I'm not. Don't mention it. It's fine. It's going to, just don't say anything to me about it. I don't want to hear. Yeah, I know I did it. Oh, you saw it? Thank you. I don't want to hear about it. Nope. Don't want to hear about it. Give me a good year. Then I'll look back and be like, okay. You grow into certain roles. I was going to say, you're good. You know what I mean? Like, I couldn't have played that 10 years ago. No, you're good. You know what I mean? Like, I wasn't that guy. You're, I've seen you. I'm 56. I've seen you. Now don't give me that Don Cheadle. I almost did it. Damn! I almost did it just now. I was like, why he do that to Don Cheadle? I almost did it. One of the greatest actors of our time. I almost, you cut me off as I was about to do it. He was uncomfortable. I was right, it was right here. He's such a cool guy. I grabbed the chair because I was going to do it with such aggression that it was going to pull me up and I was going to have myself balance. It was like, what the ****? You're 56. Don Cheadle! You're 56. I'm 56. Now, like you said, okay, you wouldn't have been in a position to do what you did. I'm 56, man. But. 56 is only young when you're dying 56. No. Do you feel like you're now finally getting a grasp on this thing called entertainment? I have no idea what the **** is going on ever. I just, like, you're so, like, if your schedule, I would have a panic attack. But like, I just get into cars and then get out and then do what they say and then get back into the car and then go home. But I feel like I did find some sort of a playing field where it became my thing. But now I feel like I'm at a place where like the whole like, I'm not supposed to be here like type of like, you know, just downplaying everything so hard. Like, it's cool to be self-deprecating. Like, I love it. It's like my thing. But like now I'm at a place where like I'll do other shows and like you come in and they have stuff like written for you and all the dialogue is like, I'm a big ******* idiot. Hey, let's smoke a doobie. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, like, every joke is just like, well, you know me, I'm a big ******* idiot. But a big deal. ------- Entourage. Dude, this would be great for my career. I got to get this. My manager calls me. Hey, they got a part. This part is going to run over about three episodes. Uh, they want to see you. What? I don't remember which part. They want to see you. I don't want to say the name because I don't want to hurt you. Okay. I go, oh my God. I go read. Sheila? Sheila. Sheila Jaffe. She fucked up. I go read for Sheila. She fucked up. Oh my God. I go read for Sheila. Sheila and I, I come back. Oh, I got a call back. They called me back. I call my manager, Dave. They want me to come back. Oh my God. That's a call back. That's good. Dude, you got this. You're ******* right. I got it. I'm getting big. I'm ******* confident. I walk in the room. Bow Wow's in the room. Oh, I knew it was that part. I didn't want to say because I don't know if I'm taller than you or not. The **** is Bow Wow doing here? Right? I'll never forget it. I walk in the room. Bow Wow had on a big jersey and a do-rag. What the **** is Bow Wow doing here? This part, I don't know. He had to wear a jersey. Nobody told me to wear a jersey. I got on like a regular t-shirt. I got on, I got on like a regular t-shirt. God, I wish I was. Like the ******* part is like a fun part. This guy's like loud. He's got like a little bravado to him. Yeah, he's got a script. He's got a thing. Are you ready for what I'm about to tell you? Yeah, I remember. I remember going in. I ******* kill. I kill. I walk out. I leave, right? All right, man. See, I don't know Bow Wow at the time. All right, see you guys later. I'm walking out. I don't get, I'm probably on the third step walking out. Bow Wow walks in the room. I hear, hey! What the **** is going on in there? Is he reading? I stay on the step for a second. They're dying. They're going, they're going through the roof. What the **** is happening in there? He was reading with Kevin. He was reading. What's happening in there? With Dylan? Or Kevin Conley? Yes, he was reading with Kevin. All right, well, I don't get a call back and I keep calling and I just remember watching Entourage and seeing Bow Wow do the scene. And I was like, I lost the part to ******* Bow Wow. How big is your team? You know, it's about 20 people. I asked you that question because I was going to say from your immediate team those are people that really know you. Well, how many people do you have? Immediate team? Yeah, your immediate team. 12. Like 12? Yeah, okay, that's about right. No, 20 and 12 is a big number. That's the difference. It's a big difference. But you're a little younger than I am. I'm 42. Yeah. What are you? I'm not going to tell you. It's on Wikipedia. Are you serious? Yeah. How old? I'm also 42, Kevin. I need a white version of what I did with Don Cheadle. You need a white version? I need a white version. Well, Kevin, so as it turns out, I'm also 42. How old are you? How old do you think you can be? 50? No, no, not 50 yet. All right, then stop. What are you talking about? I thought you were going to say I'm crazy. Yeah, all right. You're like 45. I'm in my mid-40s. 45? Yeah, there you go. Sure, sure. You're 45 and you've had 21 years of your life of successful TV. What? Of successful TV. Yes, yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, sure. Look how you breathe with that.