Kevin Hart All Time Funniest Moments !!

How was that fall, Kev? It wasn't a fall. It's no falls when you're a f***ing action star. Whoop, there it is. I didn't want to say anything during the tics, but I can't feel my balls. I just wanted you to have the option. I'm going to repeat that. Rihanna was kicked off of Instagram for excessive nudity. What the f***? Listen, Rihanna being banned from Instagram is like banning the Waffle House from basically having videos on WorldStarHipHop. It would be a stupid sight. Tell you something else. She's so sexy that I would honestly pay a million dollars to see her naked. Here's the f***ing thing. I've already seen it and I'm willing to pay again. I would still pay for it. How many men are mad that she didn't come naked? Sounds like you found us a lift. I think we need to take a lift. Thank God that I can take the lift. We're going to need a lift. Yeah, maybe. Gets better. F***ing lift. Let's go. By the way, look at my arm. Good, because we're going to need a lift. How come you didn't play in a celebrity game this year, man? You're the perennial MVP. What else do you want from me? I'm a four-time MVP. I'm in a hall of fame of celebrity games. It's over. I can't do it anymore. I achieved greatness. Shaq, you know what that feels like. Kenny, I know you know what that feels like. I'm going to stop it right there. Show when you sit in the hot tub. Your body ain't that good when you can just walk around without your shirt off. First of all, if we're ever going to talk about bodies, I want you not to be the one to bring that conversation up. If you don't get out of here shaped like a beanbag that got sat in. Whose idea was it for the fake pregnancy? Well, I mean, when you're having fake sex, then you have fake babies. Yeah, well, you know what? You may have been having fake sex on your side of the bed, but on my side, I was tearing that up. This one goes to all of the co-stars that I've had except The Rock because he hasn't helped me. He hasn't helped me at all. He's actually lessened my talent. It's went down since you've been in my life. Thank you. Are we at Dre's? It's going to be ******* amazing. Dwayne, get out of my ******* comment section. Go do something, man. You know what? I got something for your ass. Do it again. Do it again and I'm going to click on you. I'll click on you. Let the people see how you look during the daytime. Newsflash. Dwayne's forehead isn't real. It's a prosthetic. Dwayne The Rock Johnson has a prosthetic forehead. It's not real. He can take it off. It's like Velcro. If you see what's up under there, you'll see what wrestling will do to you. It's not good for your forehead. It was actually a male strip club that they shut down for comedy for the first half. You know, it was just supposed to be us performing for these women that were riled up. First thing I got on stage when they introduced me and this lady was like, pull it out. I said, hey, hey, hey, hey. That's not me. I'm not here for that. I'm here to entertain. These are jokes. My wife is 100% the fun police. When I'm having fun. The 100% pull over, you're having too much fun. I was like, back up, back up. I was the guy that everybody wanted to be around because I was always a good time. Now, Will, on the other hand. Now, let me tell you about this. Because I know Will. Will, first of all, you're looking at a new version of Will. Since the teeth, he's changed. Toothbrush toothpaste. Will before the great wall of teeth was a different Will. That Will was a problem. We know Nelson Mandela said about that. He said, holding a grudge is like drinking poison and hoping it kills the other person. First of all, that's amazing. And I'm pissed off that I didn't know that. That was a real bad moment for me as a black man. You should know everything every black man has ever said. No, no. But the way you said it, you know what Nelson Mandela said. And I was like, oh, s***. You better be done. Because if you smile fast enough, your lips will bleed. I'm on fire. He's uncomfortably drinking water. Hey, Shaq, I told you I was going to get him, Shaq. How are you doing? I'm good. You're a married man. I know. Off the market. It's all gone, ladies. You missed your chance. You had a chance. You chose 50 Cent. You chose wrong. She chose wrong back then. You're a bully with a capital B. You come here and you bully people with words that we don't understand. Half that stuff ain't even in the dictionary. Excuse me. That would be him. You got to. That would be him. That's not me. I've got nothing on him. You're looking at a player that galosticizes. What? What did you say? That would be him. He galosticizes and that makes him a traumatical disastrication. What? I got to tell you something, man. I'm getting tired of this ----. **** you and your video. My man. Your people can bite that. 55 million people are going to whip the ---- out of you and your fans. Tell those 55 million people to **** off. You better watch your ******* mouth right now. Why do you cuss so much? Have some respect for the women here. How about you have some respect? You got a foul mouth. My fans don't need to hear that because we're better than your people. Kevin. What? Honestly, what is this? What are you talking about? I'm a busy man. Look, I got to be at four places at once. This one right here. This one. This one over here. I'm filming scenes for my new movie. This is Wedding Ringer 2. That's what I'm doing on this one right here. Dude, Wedding Ringer 1 hasn't even come out yet. At this moment, I want you to look to your left and look to your right. If you see somebody stooping down or sweating, it's because they got warrants. And guess what? You're going to jail tonight. And I got a couple people that I want to get locked up. Okay? Congratulations on the fight, buddy. But you're going to jail for those damn cowboy boots. You're going to jail. I want to lock you up tonight. That was a bad fashion choice. Two change. You wore a suit tonight. That's not you. Jail. Get out the way. Get out. Get out the way. Go ahead, man. The earth is not flat. It's not flat. Hey, this one. This one over here. Well, this is my new reality show. It's called Straight From the Heart. Matter of fact, wait. Say hi. Kevin, no. Say hi from the heart. No. Say hi. I don't want to be on your reality show. I see you. You're going to jail. I don't know why, but you just need to be locked the **** up, man. It's got to stop. Damn it, Steven. They got to get you out of here, man. Nah, okay. Okay, that's it. Okay. I was looking hard. Look, Ross, I ain't going to get you. Yes, I am. Velvet sweatsuit. Nacho. Jail. You know what, Will? Nobody else here knows who you are, and I'm going to make sure that they ******* know tonight. Will Packer is the fifth black guy in the room, and I don't know why they put us all in the same row, which is fucked up. They could have spread us out. I don't know if that's a CinemaCon thing or if that's something else, but I'm going to get to the bottom of that. I don't know who's going to distribute that. That's a distributor joke. I am killing. Yeah, Amy, in your face. I'm ******* this crowd up. What's the third one? Which one? The third one? Yeah. Oh, this is my favorite one. This right now, I'm a guest on The View. Right now. Whoopi. What'd you say, Whoopi? No, don't go there. You better not go there, Whoopi. She went there. Where did she go? I need to know. Where did Whoopi go? All right. Seriously. And I don't look as cool as I thought I would behind this podium, because you can't see my suit. This is stupid. This is really a waste of a suit right now. I was like, they're going to ******* love it. But you can't see nothing. I look like a guy with a ******* head. I don't know. I just don't like it. The only player in the NBA who spent his whole check on waxing the hair off his shoulders. I'm talking about Andre Drummond. George plays under Paul George. Come on, Paul. Get off the stage, Paul. Your moment is over. Get down. The Lakers game last night. I was. I was at the Lakers game. Courtside. Got on the floor. Right there on the floor. I could touch somebody if I wanted to. Well, it looked like somebody almost touched you. Take a look at the game last night. Watch this. There's you right there. Almost in your lap. I understand something. The reaction that she saw just now. It was an older Chinese woman. I think she was to my right. It looked as if I was screaming, you know, probably out of fear. It wasn't. It was a Chinese lady. Watch out. But it was here. It was here with the Chinese lady. Be careful. Yeah. Nothing to do with me. What is the craziest thing that happened to you on stage? By far, Atlantic City. A guy threw a buffalo wing at me. Buffalo wing. Saucy buffalo wing. Hit me right in the cheek. A little bit of the sauce got in my eye. I cried a little bit. And I tried to be a man about it. Who threw it? Because I'm a man about mine. Who threw it? A guy stood up. He was big. I was like, I just want us as people to get along. I just got off the stage. When you fall. When you fall when you're older is different from falling when you're younger. Like young. When you young and you fall. My life flashed before my eyes.