BETA SQUAD SLIP N SLIDE FOOTBALL CHALLENGE

Today on Beta Squad, we're doing a Slip and Slide Premier League featuring Mohamed Salah, Harry Kane, Raheem Sterling and Cristiano Ronaldo. All competing in a Slip and Slide Premier League tournament. There will be two semi-finals, each winning team will advance to the final where they will battle it out to win the Slip and Slide Premier League trophy. So let's introduce our first semi-final. Lucas Moura here, I just went to Turkey quickly to get a trim. On my left we have Mighty Cash, free transfer, he left that drive club. On my right, I can't believe we've got this person, Harry Kane! Let's go! That's his third cousin, Barry Flayer. That's Harry Lane. Yes, my people, it's Shanks and today I'm representing Manchester City. On my left... Press 78, Jersey De Bruyne. There we go. And on my right we have... Raheem Sterling. You ready for this? Of course. Let's get into this. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first ever Beta Squad Slip and Slide. We've got Darkest Man and Sharky on commentary. The first game we have is Tottenham versus Manchester City. We managed to get Harry Kane. Oh, that's actually Harry? Yes, Harry. Harry! Harry, right? Come to Arsenal, Harry. Come to Arsenal, what's going on, man? All right, three, two, one. And game one is underway. What did happen? I threw the ball, came back, someone dropped it and the ball's not there. Harry Kane's already got that. Ball's back in, the ball's back in. Absolutely beautiful. That's what we love. Harry Kane. That's what we love. Harry Kane's struggling to stay up. Harry Kane! Let's go, Harry. Harry Kane! Harry Kane, welcome. Let's go. 1-1. Let's go, Harry. Ronaldo's going mental. Ronaldo's got him in the eye. Let's go, Chris. 1-1. Johnny Carey's not tackling no one. AJ should go with the ball. He's done it. Let's go. Okay, AJ. Chris! Oh, what a save from AJ. Johnny! Scores are currently 1-1. Harry! Chris will be in Harry Kane with the pitch. Keep the ball on the pitch. Let's go, Chris. Chris done it. Oh, Harry Kane's going. Chris. Oh! Okay. Brother, you've got wet knees now. Oh, AJ. Oh, he's taking that really slow. Yeah, that hurt my pancreas. That's how you take out a f*****g star. That's how you get your face, mate. Harry! Here's to Harry Kane. We know that. AJ. AJ, don't just drop it. I can't lie. This is horror. Brahim! Oh, my God. What's the score? 3-1. Do you know any fun facts about Raheem Sterling? He's actually the shortest black man to ever touch a football. Is it actually? Yeah. Harry Kane on the ball. Harry Kane squares it to AJ. AJ! Harry Kane will never square it. He didn't do that in the World Cup semi-final 2018. Harry! What's that? Harry Kane's diving again. Harry. Yes, Harry! Harry Kane! Harry Kane's in the corner. He likes creating goals as well. Scoring them. Let's go. Pass AJ to Johnny. Well cleared. Let's go, Chris! Hat-trick! It's a hat-trick! Hat-trick for CMD! It's a hat-trick for CMD! Hat-trick for CMD! 4-2. Johnny, that just kills vibes. Harry! There we go. Done it. Let's go, Chris. Kane cast it on his foot. Oh, what a save from Chuck. There we go. Kane, stay on your feet. Stay on your feet. What a goal. What do you think of that, Ronaldo? What? Good goal. Johnny Carrey scored. What am I watching? What a game. Chris CMD. What does MD stand for, CMD? Like, more darkest? No, his last name is Dixon. I don't know what M is. Dixon. Dixon or Dix? Dixon. Oh, Dixon. Chris. Sorry, we're just talking about Dixon, Dixon. Chucks needs to do something special. Raheem Sterling does as well. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Raheem Sterling. Tottenham still in the lead, 6-5. 7-5. There's one goal in it, and it's the last minute. Chucks gets it. Chucks, no. Hit it back. All right, box them off. It's a big ending. Why, why, why? All right, Chris. All you. All you, Chris. All you. Let's go, Chris. 30 seconds left. Chucks can do it. Raheem Sterling. What am I watching? Hurricane. Oh, AJ. What an ending this is. Hurricane. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. 7-0, what a game. Let's go, let's go. Semi-final, what a game. All right, guys. It is time. It's golden goal. Next goal wins. 3, 2, 1. And we're on the way. On your heads. Chris has to get it. Chugs. Oh, no, man. Oh, Chugs is not having it. He's not having it. He's not. Raheem Sterling's got it. Chris has it. They're in their own box. Sitting in the attack. Let's go. Oh, no. Johnny, he's got it. Chris is there. What the hell, bro? Chugs has it. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God. It's the boy from Northwest. Chugs hasn't scored. He hasn't scored a goal all day. He hasn't scored all day. But he comes up with the big moments. That's what Chugs is good for. Top bins. Left foot. What a winner. Mancit, you're through to the final. What a winner. Oh, my God. All right, we lost. But this is not my real club anyway. Wow. Domination. That's what happens when you have Raheem Sterling, man. Chat to them. What can I say? Yeah, yeah, here we go. Chris, of course, big baller. I can't lie to you. You're playing well. Harry Kane. You guys have a player right there in Harry Kane. You can come to the city. You can come to the city, bro. I'm telling you. We've been trying to make that transfer happen for years. Good game, bro. Good game. I can't wait to see what's in the final. Enough with the interview. It's time to introduce our second semifinal. It's me, Niko, representing my team, Manchester United. And to my left, we have... Garry Byne. Yes, we do. And to my right, we have the GOAT. Greatest of all time. Cristiano Ronaldo. Yes! We got Ronaldo. You already know we're going to win this whole thing. We're Liverpool, and I'm here with two legends. Alfie, a.k.a. Stephen Gerrard. Sniffenstein. Aikon. Marcelo. And we're going to win the tournament, baby. Let's go! All right, and so for the next semifinal, we have got two of the giants of English football. Yes, we do. Manchester United versus Liverpool. We've got Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's go, Ronaldo! Oh, my God. Hey, Ronaldo. Ronaldo, what foot are you? No, no, no, no, no, no. What foot do you shoot with? Left or right? One, two, one. Three. Yeah, now answer my question. Yeah, answer my question. Answer my question. All right, guys. It's game time. Liverpool versus Manchester United. You guys ready? Three, two, one. And we're underway. Ronaldo's already tired of the body. What a start. I have high expectations of Cristiano Ronaldo. Let's go. Beautiful, beautiful. Let's go, Nico. Nico, get up! Nico actually is the one to watch for. Get up. Three. One-nil United. Let's go, Mo. Let's go, my God. Let's go. Kenny, that's two-nil United. Like I said, Nico's the one to watch for. Let's go, Dottie. Let's go, Mohamed. Nico's on the ball. Oh, what a challenge by Kenny. Unbelievable from Kenny. Pretend the ball is Tampa. Let's go, Kenny. Salah on the right wing. Salah. Curl it in. He goes further. Get it out. Let's go, Ronald. Yeah, crazy. That's my boy. Let's go, McTominay. There we go. Let's go. Nico, get up. It's the man who gets up first. Let's go, Dottie. Oh, George. Look at Kenny. Kenny. Kenny, you know, I beg you. This is what he does. This is what he flippin' does. Yeah, that's crazy. Let's go, Ronald. Okay, by the way, brother, I left footed Cristiano Ronaldo. How does that work? I'm just confused. Go. It's 3-3. 3-3. Yeah, let's go. Nico. What a ball. Ronald. Ronaldo, get on it. Go. 4-3 to United. I wish this was the real United. Oh, oh my god. That was a really sad watch. Hang on. Love you. Has just been assisted by Cristiano Ronaldo. Please come through. Play on. There we go. Oh, he's fluffed it. He's fluffed it. Alfie's gonna win it. Alfie. Salah. Let's go. To Ronald. Ronaldo's good. It's Ronaldo's time. Oh, unlucky. Unlucky. It's scary. You know, Alfie, I want you to look like when he turns around and smiles. I actually want to ask for an autograph. Just over three minutes left. My United close to get to the final now. George. Liverpool's defence non-existent. Ronaldo. That's who. I won't forget who's on that team. What a goal. Let's go, Nick. Give him options. Unlucky. You know, I can't look at him directly. I get shook. He's even got the same backs as him. Final minute, boys. Nico's on the ball. Ronaldo. Oh, he's hit the post. Nico. What is going on? Listen. Final 15 seconds. 15 seconds. How about this? You know, I could just sit down, really. Alfie the Shrek blocked by his own player. 1, 2, 4, 3, 2, 1. Unlucky. What a win. Ronaldo's come on for, like, double hat-trick from Ronaldo. Speak to the camera, Ronaldo. Double hat-trick from Ronaldo. Superstar. We absolutely smoked him. It was domination. Wipe the floor. What we saying, Ronaldo? Exactly. It doesn't get old, that one. Where did you get that one from? Anyways, we're going to head over to the final now, and absolutely smoke Man City as well. You enjoy that photo. I'm having my KFC. All right, guys. It is the final. The moment we've all been waiting for. The Manchester derby. Man City versus Manchester United. Raheem Sterling versus Cristiano Ronaldo. Do that? Yeah. Nah, I can't do that. High five. This one. I thought you wanted to hold my hand and walk. Big game. Big players. Cristiano Ronaldo. You know he looks like he's skiing when he does it. Oh, that looks like he's skiing, innit? I say we love Ronaldo. We do. I say we love Ronaldo. We do and we love Ronaldo. Um, Sharky. You want to throw the ball in? It's the final. I did the first two times. Really? Yeah, you can. I'm the ball boy for the final. Yeah, let's go. And the final's on the way. Oh, Raheem Sterling with the first chance. You know that always happens every match. Throw it back in. Start with a chance. Let's go. Oh, he's giving it away. Penalty. Sharks. All right, get this done. Sharks, penalty. I said it to Ronaldo. Ronaldo's dead. Penalty. Let Ronald take it. All right, what kind of penalty is that? It's a penalty. All right, we'll take it. It's 1-0 to United. Watch it. All right. Oh, what a block. Let's go. United with the ball. Oh. Let's go. This is a big, big final. Niko with the ball. Oh my god, he timed him. He timed him. He's in Sweden. Oh my gosh. You can't lie. Man, see you're getting whitewashed, man. Chill out. It's a mini-rock. A mini-rock. All right, Chucks versus Ronaldo. Okay. It's 3-0 to United. Oh my god. Wait, wait, wait. Three, two, one. What's going on? Ronaldo, Ronaldo, Ronaldo. I feel like their best bet is just injuring Ronaldo right now. Someone tackle him, injure him, take him off. Oh my, everything's going in. Here we go. Let's go, Chris. Raza, Raza. All right, United just want it more clearly. Yeah, crazy. Sword with the cross control. The man used his bollocks to flip and lift the ball. Oh, tandem, tandem, tandem. There we go. Okay, I can't really see what's going on. But okay, Chucks has the ball. Man, City produced a comeback here. Bro, I'm going to ejaculate everywhere. Oh, Chucks. Ronaldo went for it. Yeah, Chucks is in pain. We've lost him. We've lost Chucks. Chris, to make it 5-2. Oh, 5-2. Game on, game on, 5-2. He's working hard. He's working very hard. Step over Ronaldo. Let me get a photo, please. That's him, that's him. Ronaldo, Ronaldo, please. Let's go. Chris. Let's go. We think City still have a chance. It's 6-3 now, not long to go. I mean, how long left? One minute. I don't think so. Hold on. All right, Chris. One minute left. There's one minute left. Let's go. Oh, Nicole's done it. Nicole. Nicole's the first. Oh, this is amazing. What an ending to this game. Let's go, make it fast. Oh, Chris. Oh. Oh, no. Oh, my God. That would have been the goal of the day. At least someone scored from this. Someone scored. Someone scored, please. My dick hurts. Oh, Chris. Oi, 40 seconds left. 40 seconds. 6-5. What a comeback story this could be. Fight, boys. Fight for it. How much do you want it? Go on, Josh. How much do you want it? Go on, Josh. How much do you want it? Go on, Josh. It's on you. Box him out. Go on, Chris. Use your body. Oh, no. Please. 2. 1. Advantage. Oh, no. Game done. George, heroics, man. Game done. Heroics by George. And that is the final. Manchester United have done it. They've won the glory days back. Manchester United. Manchester is red. All right. And here we've got a sight we thought we'd never see. Harry Kane with a trophy in his hands. Here we go. He's presenting it to the winning team. Yes, he is. Oh. Oh, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. You know what's coming. Yes, they do. He's done this so many times. Yes, they do. He's done this so many times. Ronaldo, look at that. It's nothing new. Come on. I just say subscribe and play the trailer. Welcome to a special Beta Squad edition of The Weakest Link. Yes, let's go.