We Pretended To Work At McDonalds

Today on Beta Squad. We're going undercover as fake employees at Starbucks and the person who stays at their location the longest will be the winner. Each of us will be going to a designated Starbucks drive-thru. We'll be taking customer orders while the rest of the guys are in the van telling us what to do. Just so you know, we filmed this all before lockdown, so not to worry. But first up, it's me. I'll be honest, game plan, very simple. I don't have one. I'll be honest, I don't like these videos. These are my least favourite videos because I always bug out the easiest. I'm going to just go in there, spontaneous, just run up in the place and try to see what happens. Please. I just don't want the police to be called. Chunks, get out of here, man. Good luck, boy. All right, good luck, good luck, good luck. Let's do this, man. Wait, you're going to our car, yeah? Knock on the window, say, how you doing, mate? How you doing, you all right? Say, oh, your breath stinks! So what would you like? Your breath stinks! Flat white, yeah. Do we have a flat white in there? Say your breath stinks! Now me, now me, move on. That's the next flat white. I've got something else for you. Yeah. Tell his breath stinks. I'll be honest with you, I'm wasting your time and I'm filming a video right now, so you can just, you can carry on. You can't tell a man his breath just stinks, that's brazy. Try ask me to say that, what should we say? Go out to the same car and say, how can I help you? Act like you've never seen him before. All right, welcome to Starbucks, what would you like? Shut up and go out white. How about you say to him, how about your breath stinks? This breath stinks stuff, move the **** on. All right, Chunks, go up to this guy and say, that is the worst whip I've ever seen in my life. How you doing? Brother, what would you like? This is the worst car I've seen in my life. I have a baby in the back. So, because the baby's too loud, so I just need to be a bit quiet. So you're going to knuckleball the baby five miles? I don't know if you've seen my technique, but you've seen my technique when it comes to football, right? I can knuckleball everything, yeah, yeah. I can even knuckleball babies, I'll be honest, you let me know. I'll be honest, my technique is grinding. How is this guy willing to say, I'll knuckleball the baby, but not your breath stinks? Because the breath is when it goes a bit crazy. How you doing, you okay? Yeah, why is he filming? He's filming for a Starbucks documentary, it's called Be Quiet, I don't know. Where are you from? Sweden. Sweden? Oh, you like London? That's it, I don't care where you're from, step out of the whip. Okay, make sure you have a nice day, take care. Allow me, allow me, allow me. Chunks, this is minus points for you, you know? Give me minus, I don't care, bro. I'm trying to get viral, but I'm also cringing. Next car, yeah? Down in front and say, come forward, come forward, come forward. Keep driving, keep driving. Now start screaming and say, you're trying to hit me. Fall on the floor, make it overdramatic. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that hurt. Come on, now, come on. That was reckless driving. The example you're setting for the young ones, right? Example I'm setting for the young ones? Yeah. How you doing, you okay? I'm just playing in the back, sorry about that. Tell him you don't care about the young ones. Tell him you do this for the money, you're not doing it for the young ones. Listen, you lot are brazy. You have to use your brain as well, man. You lot are nuts. Just start begging him for money. Say, yo, please, bro. Brother, I'll be honest. You see, I work at Starbucks, innit? Get eight pound an hour, the money is not going in. So I'm going to just see, have you got a little spare change for me? Yeah, go on, then. Yeah? Can I get a flat white, please? Flat white? Yeah. Go on, I'll get you one. Thank you so much. Start violating. Start saying, can I have brownies as well, please? And add a croissant on top as well. Nah, I take the two. Croissant, no? And then two brownies as well. Yeah. And then also, can I get like, just get me everything in there. All right, man, I got clocked. I got clocked. Two people on the left. My brother, well done. What are you saying, my guy? You good, yeah? I watched your video. I'm a big fan of you, bro. Ah, appreciate it. So listen, if you're a fan of my stuff, that means... We're really busy. I'm so sorry, man. Tell your man. Sorry, man. No worries, brother. Wait, before you go, can I take a picture? Yeah, let's take a picture. Yeah, go on. Let's go. We're taking a picture as well. Well, I can't get a drink though. Y'all moving braids. You took pictures, no drink. How long have I been here? All right, you got five minutes left. Start moving nuts. Yeah, I'm gone. I'm gone. It's a long one. All right, what? You're leaving? All right, stop the clock. Stop the clock. I'm leaving. I can't do these videos anymore. I think I might retire after this one. Really? Good job, though. Good job. That's you, Chris. Could have do some stuff. Even though that didn't go as planned, I still lasted 10 minutes 14. That's solid. No chance. Because you didn't say anything, your score is minus 10, 14 seconds. Let me show you how a real man does it. The king is here. You guys obviously know me. I've got a good track record of doing these videos. My game plan is just to do what I've been always doing. Trying to be the best. All right, listen. It's Kenny's turn to go into Starbucks. Good luck, boy. Tell me when you see a car. Oh, I see a car. Time to put the window down and straight away start making sex noises. Oh, dear, man. Window down. Oh, just looking at your face is making me want to go, oh. Just looking at your face is just making me want to go, oh. All right, all right. Say, hey, mommy, let me in your way. Let me in your way. Are you, what are you doing here? Where did you come from? All right, listen. Get out of here, you joke man. Listen, get out of here. All right, Kenny, who was that? I don't know who that was. Some gazy guy. Doing COVID inspections. Really? Yeah, COVID inspections come out to get something from Starbucks. I want you to do this. Are you joking me? There we go, there we go, there we go. One, two, three. All right, now touch your toes, touch your toes, touch your toes. One. I've done it. Two. Tell him you made him get out of his car for no reason. Listen, you know what? I made you get out of your car for no reason. I wasted your time. Say, sorry, ladies and gentlemen. This man right here is the one who's slowing us all down. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. This man right here is the one that's slowing us all down. Yeah, start the conversation with, I'll show you my wood for a fiver. Listen, real quick. I'll show you my wood for a fiver. I know you want to see my wood. I know you want to see me, baby girl. You want to see my wood for five dollars? Hey, just open up. Just give me your number right now. All right, listen. Lovely, darling. Can I have your number, please? Uh, what? 15. She's 15? Yeah. Oh, my God, that's a case. That's a case. Listen. In my opinion, based on what you did, you do not deserve to ever see the light of day. Guys, we denounced Nkendi. He's never been part of this. Yeah, he's not part of this. Yeah, he's a new member, but I can't right now. Yeah, let's go, let's go. Yo. Hey, what the hell is going on, you man? I'm not going to lie. You're linking a 15-year-old with Duncan, don't you? Oh, wait. She wasn't actually 15. It was her. Oh, she wasn't 15. I wasn't 15. Hey, listen. Hey, Kenny, you want to be bad? Go inside the store. Main door. Go inside. Behind the table. Go. All right, they want me to go inside the store, but. I'm Kenny Bigwood, and this is my new job. All right, this is my new job. So I just want to let you know that you're all doing a great job. Actually, I've changed my mind. You're actually doing a bad job, and that's why I've come here. I can't, like, stop talking. You guys are doing a bad job. Awful, terrible job. I can't do this video. Get me home. Kenny, it's me. Kenny, you're not allowed in my store, okay? Why not? I work here. You're not an employee of this store. How about this? You're not an employee of this store. Get out of my sight. Store name, because you're not an employee of this store. I'm the manager. You're not. I am. Take off the apron, and then just go, like, completely casually go try to order at the till. We're just trying to do our jobs here. Oh, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. It's fine. I'm leaving. Look, I'm taking it off. Thank you very much. Yeah, relax. All right, Kenny, basically say, yeah, the service is a bit slow here, and I take your apron out. I said, looks like you need Kenny. And then you get that apron on and go back. Oh, my days, lads. Ah, the service is a bit whack in here. Looks like you need Kenny. Let's go back in. And the apron is back on. Oh, relax. You're touching me while I'm coping in there. How can I help you, darling? Excuse me, no. Can you get out? Or I have to speak to people. I'm just trying to do my work. The service is a bit slow. I'm trying to speech things up. We need more men in here. I start dancing right in the middle of this house. Oh, police. Are you going to call the police? Oh, that's a bit peeve. Tell you, tell you, I'll leave here if you beat me at a dance-off. OK, listen, real talk. No, real talk. I'll leave here if you beat me at a dance-off. All right, she's sprinting off. She's gone out. She's gone inside. All right, all right, all right, get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out. All right, wrap this up. Time to go. I'll be honest. I'll leave. What's the time? 1.40 left. So you've basically got 13.20. Can we leave and fill it up? Oh, my. At least. We have to go. She's gone and the police. Go, go, go, go, go, go. What did I tell you guys? Ain't nobody topping my 13 minutes. Listen, guys, you don't get this content anywhere else. So smash 250,000 likes. I mean it. Smash like now. And subscribe because we're trying to hit 1 million by the end of the year. Wait, no, next week. Let's do it. Who's next? Sharky? He's got no chance. Sometimes you don't need a game plan, OK? The game plan is no game plan. So today I'm here at Starbucks. Best Starbucks employee. I don't really drink coffee, but we'll see how it goes. All right. It's now time for Sharky to go and venture into the world of Starbucks. There's no cars here. I'm by myself. And this is quite empty. Can you just give us some dancers, please? Joke, man. Car coming. There's a white woman. She probably wants Starbucks. I just scream. Welcome to Starbucks. Welcome to Starbucks! You've been our first customer in 26 minutes. And so for that, you get a free drink and say, no, I'm lying. And for that, you get a free drink. No, I'm lying. You do get a free brownie. But you do get a free brownie. No, I'm lying about that as well. But you can't get my dick. You want me to wave in front of you? Yeah, yeah. I can't do that. Wait, hold on. OK, so what do you want to order again? OK, shush. You go down there. That's great. That's much better. Nice one. Shots, what I want you to do is say, we're closed. Drive away. Sorry, mate. We're closed. You're going to have to drive away. Yeah. She was the last customer. And I'll say it's open now. Come through. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. It's open. It was KFC that was closed, not Starbucks. Yeah, no worries. Actually, we're actually closed. Actually, I just realized we are closed. Start talking to the tannoy. Sorry, are you guys, are we open or not? Because I keep getting told other things. Yeah, we're open. Are we open? Yeah, we're open. Oh, my bad. Yeah, he's not even giving me anything. Jump on his lip. All right, one sec, one sec, one sec. I'll have this one. I'll take this one. One second. Yeah. See, this man's been very rude. Let's spit in his cappuccino. OK, this man's been very rude to me. Can we just make sure we spit in his cappuccino? That's good. He heard that one. Oh, he's coming back. Oh, he's reversing. What was that? You didn't even try to go ahead, bro. I didn't even try to go ahead. No, I'm not. See, we're spitting in your cappuccino and you can't do nothing. I can go through. I've got the next customer to order. No, what are you doing? Why are you sending him away? Because the managers are coming. People are coming out here. Hi, guys. You all right? What's this? See, this man, I really want us to spit in his cappuccino. Can we just make sure, this man's been really rude to me. Can we please make sure we spit in his cappuccino? Like, I'm not being funny or anything, but we've been told that if we hear it again, we're going to call the police. That's fine. I've got their number. I can ring them myself. OK, so they're calling the feds. OK, so they haven't got much time left. Come on through. Go! Yeah, there's like four managers out here. All right, go to the managers. I'll do what? You'll do what? You'll do it. What am I doing? I'm just trying to take orders. See, this is my first shift. I've got the logo. You see, I'm trying to grind and do TikToks. Just trying to grind and make TikToks, man. I'll do it, bro. Don't worry, this is fashion. Fashion statement. So it's the new trend. She looks like she's about to scrap. Basically, one of the guys I work at Starbucks, that's been nice to me, because I was trying to take a picture of him. Yo! Yo, I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Let's go. Excuse me. You all right? That man, that man there, he was like tricking us in the drive-thru. It was really stressful. I'm going to fight him now. I'm going to fight him! Excuse me, what can we do? OK, I'm just going to get in his car because he's my friend. OK, let's go. What a pathetic score. 6 minute 23. That's awful. Shut up, Ice JJ Fish. Go make another track, man. But listen, it's time for me to jump in. Your boy AJ's here. Let's go. This location's on a motorway, just in case things go left. I can ski. I can just quick, quick getaway. I'm gone, yeah? Time to destroy the Starbucks. I'm here and I'm ready. We're not going to let him go, yeah? But we're just going to make him do rat actions. Jerry, Jerry. Yo, Jerry, Jerry, you ready? Hi, Jerry. Hey, Jerry, how's it going? I want you to do... I want you to squeal. Just keep squealing. As if you speak rat. Hold on, hold on. Come pull in, pull in this way. Pull in this way. Wait, stay there, stay there, stay there. Stay there for me. Come here, come here. All right, so you guys pull up next to each other. Pull up next to each other. Wait a sec, wait. Okay, three, two, one, race. Race, we're doing. Come on, yes. Come on, come on, come on. So basically, by the way, inside this van, it's all my friends here right now. They're all inside here. Oh, this guy's a snitch. He's a rat, he's white, he's a rat, he's a rat. All right, all right, scrap that. Start crawling. Yeah, take it. Oh yeah, stop that now, stop that. Stop that. All right, so listen, yeah. Actually, come out, come out the car for me. Come out the car. All right, so listen, yeah. This is not a drive-through, this is a walk-through. So you have to walk through, yeah. Follow me, come. You have to walk, come. Now, don't worry about your car. Let's go, come. So I'll get my mandom to steal it. Okay, so basically you're getting set up. All my mandom are gonna come steal this whip when you turn around the corner. Also, come, let me show you something. Come, come, let me show you something, come. Rub the car, rub the car, rub the car. Rub it, rub it, rub it. Go, go, get out. Go, go, go, I'll hold him, I'll hold him, I'll hold him. Get out. Get out, man, get out, man, get out. All right, listen, just pull up in here. I'll serve you, yeah. Did you guys, did you guys enjoy your Starbucks? Yeah, I hope it spills all over you guys. Goodbye. All right, there's a manager, there's a manager coming. I'm gonna deal with this situation properly, yeah. Hit to the manager. Wait for it, wait for it. Three, two, one. Basically, this is my Halloween outfit. Yeah, I'm just with you guys today. And then there's a camera that's YouTube as well. Yeah, we can come. Should we go inside now? I'll come with you. So it's a documentary? Yeah, it's a documentary for a Starbucks. Forget the drive-thru. We're gonna go inside and see what stuff, how you guys are doing your work, yeah? All right, so this, yeah, it's my first day here. I'm supposed to be coming inside here for a Starbucks documentary. No, it's not a joke thing. So what's your name, though? You can call me in the front door. All right, listen, how about this, yeah? Instead of front door, you see my front door when you come to my yard. What is this? Tell her the documentary is about finding Lengwons that work at Starbucks. The documentary is about finding Lengwons that work at Starbucks. Should I come in? Yeah, come on, come on. All right, I'll come inside, I'll come inside. Come inside, come inside, come inside. Tell her you're doing a documentary. Listen, we're filming a documentary right now for Starbucks. I know you guys are working here right now. Ask them about the Starbucks experience. So basically, can I get an interview from someone here? We don't want to be involved in your documentary, so please leave. Can I just speak to one, can I speak to your manager? We don't have a manager at the moment. You don't have a manager because I'm the manager. That's why. All right, listen, off, off, off, off, off. All right, what was the time? I've lost it, you have three minutes to go left. Jeez. So no one's got 15 minutes yet, which means someone's got to get 15 minutes. Is it on my left? Let's do this, man. Yo, this Starbucks might as well have gone out of business because there was like zero people there, but I still came second. Excuses, excuses, AJ. Nothing's going to stop me getting my 15 minutes and topping this leaderboard. Listen, I love this game. I'm here to maximise time. 15 minutes, that's the amount of time I'm maxing out, guys. Have faith in me. Listen, it's Niko's turn. I've been expecting fireworks. How are you feeling, Niko? Stop bigging me up so much, yeah? I'm just here to do the challenge. Let's go. The go has started. Go up to that car right there. Excuse me. Yo, excuse me, excuse me. Hi, we just need to do a quick show. Niko's extremely tired and their breath stinks. Try asking me to say that. What should we say? Oh, there's a really bad odour coming from your breath. Please put the window back up. Sorry, window back. Thank you. All right. Oh, listen, man. There's no need to be rude. I'm just pointing out an obvious fact. If you just keep driving there, then that'd be great. Thank you. There's more cars over here. Let me go to one of these. He's crazy. He's bopping like he owns the place. Hey, hey, ask him what kind of whip is this, man? What kind of whip is this? Ford Fiesta? That's the most next whip I've ever seen in my life. Don't serve this guy because this whip is gone. Hey, man. How you doing? These are my colleagues. You have to go, bro. Yeah, no, no, I understand that. But I'm also removing this guy from the premises. No, no, it's fine, it's fine. No, he's all right. Thank you. Yeah, no, you're banned. Thank you. Jesus. Oh my gosh. He's trying. Yo. Yo, chill. What are you doing? Hey, what are you doing? You guys are probably wondering what the hell just happened. Well, Mr. Stink Breath over here was clearly insecure about the horrific odor which came from his top lip that he ran out of the car and fly kicked my back. And then as I ran away laughing, my phone fell out of my pocket and he destroyed it and threw it. Now, he actually completely failed because the phone didn't get destroyed until he breathed on it. And this was the result. My phone committed suicide so it didn't have to deal with his stink breath. My phone got absolutely obliterated, destroyed by that joke man. But should I tell you what didn't get destroyed? My NDL phone case. You can buy these soon. I'm telling you now, they're indestructible. So make sure you buy these indestructible NDL phone cases. Your phone may break, but the case won't. And they're also coming out with exclusive NDL hoodies on the 27th of November, Black Friday. But enough with the promo. That's the video, guys. Look at me right there at the top of the leaderboard. You got one minute. Yeah, and your phone's smashed. So go buy a new phone. But anyways, next week on Beta Squad. Real life Among Us.