I Love Otters
Nov 8, 2026
I love otters, me.
When I see them at the other end of the country on the shoreline or in an estuary - not when they are killing for fun.
Not to worry, there is a busy road nearby and they don't have much road sense.
Call it 'karma'
Hello there, I'd just like to take
a minute to talk about otters in the UK.
Wonderful, noble creatures.
They have also got another side to them.
I was out shooting in the fields last night and I came back.
I noticed one of my security lights
was on and something was running away through the wood.
This is what I find.
I find the odd scale and a little bit of dried blood.
And then a few more scales.
Oh dear.
Flick the lamp onto the pond just to check.
And what's that.
There's a nice big koi there.
Probably is about 14 to 16 inches,
huge lump torn out of it, left in the water, mauled to death.
That's pretty bad, it's ruined me night.
I find it strange that there's scales leading out of the
pond and yet there's a fish in the pond, torn to bits.
I come around the side of the pond,
catch something glinting
in the moonlight and this is what I find.
Great big carp, ghost carp,
with only its tail eaten off.
Whatever the exact opposite of joy is,
that's what I feel.
Nothing against animals eating. Animals eat other animals.
If they take a fish, fair enough, they eat it.
But that is taking the piss, well and truly.
Fish is full of eggs.
Fair enough if it ate it, but it hasn't even tried to eat it.
It's grabbed it by the head,
dragged it out the pond, and eaten its tail.
That's typical of what otters do.
There
is a bright side.
I do have cats
that eat fish.
Not this fish though. It'll take it about a year to eat that.
Oh well, one for the compost heap. Isn't nature wonderful?

