Liar Liar(1997): "I CAN'T LIE!" Full Scene

Hi. Hi. New in the building? Just moved in Monday. Oh. You like it so far? Mm-hmm. Everybody's been real nice. Well, that's because you have big jugs. I mean, your boobs are huge. I mean, I want to squeeze them. Mama. May I change, mister? Absolutely. Could you spare some? Yes, I could. Will ya? How come? Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society plus i'm cheap you look like you're having a rough morning not sure all right samantha how much will it take to put an end to all this 50 percent of your estate 50 with a prenup and proof of adultery our case is simply this you want to play hardball i'm game you want to be I'm gay, bro. I'm gay. With you. All rise for the honorable judge, Marshall Stevens. Case number BD-09395, Samantha Cole versus Richard. This morning, Counsel? Hi. You Mr. E? I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night. Still young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business? First, Mr. Reed, I see where your client... You're literally like a continuance! This case has already been delayed several times, Mr. Reed. I realize that, Your Honor, but I would really, really, really like a continuance! I'll have to hear good cause, Counsel. Commendable, Mr. Reed, but I'm still waiting to hear good cause. Now, do you have one or not? Motion for continuance denied. Is there any chance of settlement in this case? I don't think so, Your Honor. My client has already offered Mrs. Cole $2.4 million, but Mr. Reed has made it abundantly clear that he has no desire... SETTLE! SETTLE, SETTLE, SETTLE, SETTLE! I do want to settle. Mr. Reed, you convinced me yesterday. I'm the victim here. I'm starved for affection. I'm driven into the arms of another man. Seven. Yeah, whatever. With the story you came up with, I don't think we can lose. I won. Mr. Reed! Do we have a settlement? No! Commence 1-30, sharp. Whoever takes the focus off your head! Fletcher! You're cholesterol, Fletcher! Hey, you're not important enough to remember! What's it gonna be, Mr. Reed? A black mark eventually! But chicks don't ask about this! This pen is... REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE The pen is blue Was the case settled? No! You're going to go home on gun calls They need where the Darvish settlement offer stands I just proposed a settlement to Dick with them Are you still on vacation? NO! Thank you for clearing that up, sir All she wants to know when you're coming to pick up your son