BAM: Bill, Alex & Mike Ft. Eleanor Kerrigan

Bam, Bill, Alex and Mike on the airways giving what you like, topics on fleek, eleven o'clock every day of the week, sweet on Fox local conversations and it's BAM. Look at that. Do you see your graphic? I love it. Do you see it, Jake? Can we pull that back up? Yeah. The shirt I'm wearing, it says John. Oh, yeah. Wawa. It's a Wawa John. Oh, yeah? But it just says John. So we should have had them go ahead and put it. Can we have that over my face now? Is that possible? It's your picture. It's a great picture. I'd like it to cover my face. I feel shiny. I'm happy shiny people today. I said shiny. You're glowing. I just shine. I have the Anderson 4x4 head, so there's just a lot of area to shine. I have a big forehead, too. Oh, my gosh. My dad used to call it a knowledge knot. Knowledge knot. My brother used to call it a billboard. And then sometimes if I fell asleep, they'd write stuff on there and advertise. Oh, my gosh. That's not cool. Boys are fun. a lot of fun i don't know if you're familiar Eleanor Carrigan joins us today on Bam you saw the graphic today it's Bay Bay yeah that's you Bill Alexander oh my goodness okay it's Bay Bay i'm sorry you're talking about the the guys writing on your forehead yeah you were telling me down in the green room these stories we're down in the green room you got you got you're one of ten yeah i have nine brothers and sisters i have six brothers and three sisters okay crazy so the boys six outnumbered yeah i was at the bottom i'm number eight so we go by numbers that's how we sound off it's great and then um so i was at the bottom so i got you know picked on a lot whatever you want to call it but i also didn't know i was a girl till like a week ago like i'm not good how did you not know do they tell like i'm a dude like i i forget i forget things i'm just i i don't know i'm more we have we have some of those yeah yeah around here as well my mom makes fun of me she goes you always wanted to be a boy i get it i didn't cook you long enough so we have to i have told people alex's co-host on Good Day okay is Karen Hepp uh and karen is is you know she is mom and she's all those things that but when people used to describe the conversations that karen and I would have that would get a little gritty I used to tell people that Karen's just a dude in a skirt like you can sit there and have that conversation and I don't mean only in that yeah yeah you can go back and forth with her Karen is not the yeah my feelings got hurt because of the conversation and also doesn't expect that yours will you know when she but it's like having a sister I could do good hair or I could throw a perfect spiral it's a great combo I'm in there yeah all in there yeah yeah all right so so you're on tour yes okay tell us what you're doing you got a minute we're selling tickets now but you're on tour a lot of places you're not in this area I'm in I'm in Fishtown you mean right this second I'm in I'm working a punch line on yeah November 25th which I'm very excited about that's right here before Thanksgiving. I know people are cooking, whatever. Some people go out. Come out, laugh, have fun. It's me and Keith Robinson and Ralph Harris and we're all Philly kids. Keith and I are South Philly kids. We're looking. If you even want to come out and heckle, come on out because we're ready. You're welcome there. They don't want to do that. That's the Philly in you, huh? Yeah, they don't want to do that. And then on the 28th, November 28th, I'll be at Soul Joel's out in Pottstown. So I say out in Pottstown Because I have no idea where that is But because you're South Philly You're authentic Philly You're not like the person who says I'm from Philly What bridges act Thank you I had a clip I was doing a show And a guy said He said he's from Philly I'm like oh what part And he goes 215 Bucks County Like all cocky I'm like hold on a second buddy You're like is that even 215 215 Bucks County Yeah so I made fun of him like he was a cheerleader like do you have because i love like especially in south philly it's like my family's on this block my aunt lives across the street someone else is one block over i'm the only one that left so they either my brother jimmy lives up the street billy's around the corner he's around the corner yeah we're all just right all right there all that in fact somebody dropped off a package the other day and he goes oh are you related to the kerrigans around the corner i go we're all related i just shut the door i love it so then when you moved to la people like do you ever because a lot of people talk about the philly accent oh yeah yeah when you moved to la were they like what is that no i feel like it stripped me of it a little i'll be honest like it's just because you you know people were like i can't understand you you know like i had to take american standard english here because i was going to temple and my theater teacher was like professor whatever you want to call it i'll say teacher some teacher works my teacher no but i was doing philly i was in a philly lawsuit doing shakespeare in north philly and the lady goes you i can't understand you you got to take american standard english wow and i'm like wait a minute i'm a problem shakespeare's shakespeare school this dumping i'm one of the witches and you know where out thou you know i'm like he sounds a little nutty so they made me take american standard english and i remember like practicing and at the time i was a lifeguard in south philly at uh johnson's field barry playground whatever and so i was working and i was practicing in my head and i blew the whistle and i went get out of the water and the whole pool was like are you They're having a stroke. They're like, what? Water? Get out of the water. It hurts to say it. Yeah. It's water. We know that. Yeah. It's water. We're trying to teach the rest of the world the right way to say these things. Say things properly. Water. All right. So they can follow you on social. Get tickets as you're touring. We want to make sure that you know all different shows. And were you here when Keith Robinson was here? Keith is so funny. I don't know. He was here. I know that. I don't think you were because mike and i were. I like how you're doing. Now, you know, if you were here when he was here, you would know. It was one of those. Oh, I hope he's not a fit. It's not that. This is, you know, my third show. I have like the forgotten one. No. Oh, my gosh. No. Then that was we have a lot of people who come in. So if I showed you that as soon as you saw Keith Robinson, you'd go, oh, yeah, I'd remember that. And the reason I'm saying it is because that was the day that Mike and I were convinced we were about to get fired. Oh, then I get it. I wasn't here. he was here and Keith goes all in and you're laughing and you're not sure whether or not it's okay to be laughing and because he's Keith has a has had a stroke and has continued to perform and recovers and spends a lot of time talking about him and those experiences and we were like are we allowed to yeah his Netflix special is called different strokes so it's hysterical yeah it's nuts so i say all that to say don't go to their show and try to heckle she just said she welcomes it because she's from south philly and she's gonna put a beating on somebody who does that don't do that to yourself yeah don't do that to yourself all right we're gonna get into the topics the question of the day gonna break some things down see what's going on and you travel a lot yes so people ever ask you to give up your seat no not on the plane Is this scary to you? Yeah. We're going to break it down. We will talk about it in 15 seconds. Stay put. At Courtler Madness, we eat, sleep, and breathe personal injury. Our clients are our family, and we protect our family. People can rely on us as if they could rely on a family member. We know exactly what to do. That's why people call us. All right. Thank you, Courtler Madness. And yes, Keith Robinson will be here on Monday. So we have a chance to get fired again? No, it was very funny. Okay, you said y'all almost got fired I'm like, listen, I got bills So I can't be having them coming in and messing up this thing I was practicing being good I'll be honest It actually went viral The clips went viral because Mike was Literally in tears And I'm sitting across going I don't know if we're allowed to laugh At everything he said It was nuts, so it will be fun Alright, so you travel a lot You vacation a lot Some might say. Do I feel like I vacation a lot? Not enough. I'd like one now. That would be great. Well, we might get one. Let's see. Oh my gosh, what? Not that kind of vacation. All I want, I can come back from. It's a four-season vacation. All right, so the latest person to go viral is an influencer named Tamiko Harvey. Tamiko Harvey. She was taking a 10-hour flight. I feel like we hear about these types of things a lot. Yeah. Taking a 10-hour flight. And, Jay, you can pull up the video. Just don't turn down our microphones. So she's taking a 10-hour flight. And you see she posted. So there is a woman sitting next to her, has the middle seat. Her husband is two rows up. She asked them, she asked to switch seats. So she wanted the plush aisle seat, and she wanted this woman to move into a middle seat. Yeah. The woman said no, and the woman next to her commenced to cry for three hours straight, trying to press her and guilt her into going ahead and switching seats. Like actual crying? She had the video, look, hour one, hour two, like she took the video of the woman sitting there actually crying. Is that a white woman crying? I'm asking a question, because that's a problem, this crying like that. a grown white woman on the plane just crying we don't have enough problems Karen you want to cry how many hours uh she cried for three we know of the flight was 10 okay all right any circumstance you're giving up your seat absolutely not well i'll say this i will say this because when you said it i said no but i remembered a woman asked if we could switch her daughter was in the middle seat i was on the window she was in the window ahead of us so i just switched the window seat okay that's equal right yeah i'm a window person because i fly like a keg of beer like i you put me in a corner i'm out like a light we take off we land i take no drugs i can just do that is it fear is it psychotic behavior absolutely i cover my face and i fall asleep no people are like i don't know if she's still alive like it's crazy but anyway i wouldn't switch i wouldn't take an aisle for a window and i certainly wouldn't take a middle and i certainly wouldn't sit there and cry for three hours and it's for her husband like she's not with him all day every day so the interesting part about that is her husband was two rows up asleep like her husband apparently according to the post her husband was completely unbothered by this whole scenario can we please catch up they're unbothered just take it they don't care chill all right so you're not giving up your seat unless it's an even trade and you're certainly not going to get cried into doing it yeah yeah all right you giving up your seat uh no because the other part that we're not talking about is a lot of times people pay extra for to have that window seat it is not just like oh i love to pay extra yeah so like if i paid extra are you gonna give me the money that i paid extra or man you see every day all day and at night like i don't i'm gonna cry yeah i'm with you and you're gonna cry and i have headphones so we're good did the crying work no she posted about it oh my god she gave the influence how embarrassing maybe they were going for a funeral or something and she needed to be comforted i don't know why are you switching sides i just feel like i can't imagine why you know it's south philly that's a ridiculous thing to cry like that i can't think of just you know look life is hard get used to it get over it she must really be in love i don't think i've had a love like that where i want to cry just because i can't sit next to him on a plane that's not love that must be some good loving if not love is loving it's not love or loving it's needy wacko behavior i was trying to censor myself thank you i'm not ready for that vacation yet i want it we do need to take a quick break you hear the palm trees in the wind eagles fan sure well hold on now this week this season we'll take a break and we'll come back and explore this i was expecting a quick yes but let's take a quick break and we will come back it's bae or today it's bae bill alex eleanor kerrigan in the building and you will be right back bill alex and mike on the airwaves giving what you like topics on fleek 11 o'clock every day of the week sweet on fox local conversation and welcome back to bae bill alex eleanor kerrigan on tour you can check her out at punchline you can check her out at soul jules check you out on social media, at EJ Kerrigan. Yes. I think, right? EJ Kerrigan, yep. On social media. And don't pick a fight. You don't want that smoke. All right, so I was about to, I assumed you were an Eagles fan. Everybody assumes. Listen, I'll always root for the Birds. I love the Eagles. I will always do that. But I do have a second team. I do have another team. Is it a second team, or is it the team? See, I did switch that up. Yeah, you're right. Good catch. I'm on it. I like that you're up. I like that you're up. But as a kid, we watched a lot of sports. Like, my brothers all were, you know, bettors, gamblers, whatever the words are. And we watched college. We watched everything. So we watched Eric Dickerson at SMU. And when he went to the Rams, we kind of became Rams fans. Not all of us. Just me and my brother Bobby for the most part. My brother Johnny until they stopped winning. And then he went back to the Eagles. And then he switched to whoever else was winning because he's a family guy. He's a problem. Okay. He's a problem. All right, so your loyalty is, so you don't, you're not a passionate fan. Not a passionate fan. I have gone to an Eagles-Rams game in L.A., and there's more Eagles fans than Rams fans. I'll grant you that. And I've gotten into a lot of fights, and I always tell people, bring it on. I've been locked up at that stadium. Let's do it. You go back to, like, the old 700 level. I got no problem. Getting locked up at that stadium. Were you wearing a Rams jersey then when you went to, like, what? No, I don't even think there was a game. I got to be honest. we used to skateboard in there we used to try to break and whatever listen this is not there's so many great stories there when there's a story of a guy who was like living in it for a while and he wrote a book in the vet yeah like there's some great that was a mess i hate that our names in there yeah it was it was a mess they tore it down anyway so there was another influencer who was asking the stinking desperate cowboys fans yeah how much money they would take if you could guarantee a cow like would you take a thousand dollars or guarantee a cowboy super bowl right and they kept doubling the money yeah how much do you think it would take for a desperate cowboys fan to give up the super bowl in exchange for cash for a thousand dollars no it kept doubling until they got to a number that people were willing to take. Oh, so what was the number that they were willing to take? They've been waiting a long time. I was going to say, it's a fantasy all around. That's true. So they probably couldn't pick a number because it's not a realistic discussion. Right, right. All right, so Ice Sports Official was asking the question, the results might surprise you. $1,000 or a guaranteed Super Bowl? Guaranteed Super Bowl. $2,000 or a guaranteed Super Bowl? Guaranteed Super Bowl, easy. $4,000 or a guaranteed Super Bowl? Guaranteed Super Bowl. $828,000 or a guaranteed Super Bowl? Guaranteed Super Bowl. My man, okay. He's loyal. Yes. $256,000 or a guaranteed Super Bowl? I need a Super Bowl. It's been forever since we got one. $512,000 or a guaranteed Super Bowl? Guaranteed Super Bowl. $1,024,000 or a guaranteed Cowboys Super Bowl? That's hard to say because I got to go the Cowboys to the bowl. Cowboys to the bowl for sure. $2,048,000 or a guaranteed Cowboys Super Bowl? Guaranteed Cowboys Super Bowl. If it went a little higher, they could actually pay to be in the Super Bowl. If they keep going. Somebody could take the money and be like, all right, I'm going to bribe all the officials. Well, Jerry Jones has it. I don't know why. He keeps it in his pocket. Yes, he does. What's your number? You're not a loyal, passionate fan. Where would they have cut you off? For right now, we need that money for the injuries. we need nah you talking about Eagles or you talking about Rams no but you're a Rams fan don't switch it up I'm sorry I thought we were talking Eagles who's your team the Rams put me And the Eagles and the Rams have both been in the Super Bowl in the past 10 years. So that's, you know, it's not unfathomable. Would you have checked out at $1,000? No, I would have taken some money. Because to be honest, at the end of the day, they don't care about me, so I don't care about them. Listen, I was watching it and watching it jump up. And when it got to, like, $5,000, I'm sitting there going. $5,000? $500,000 or $5,000? Just $5,000. $5,000. Oh, at five, you would have cashed out. Wow. You're just guaranteeing a Super Bowl That was two years ago And they're going to get back at some point in the future. Well, it's different for them because obviously they have not been there. That's what I mean. So what's the number? Ten? Would you do it at ten? Well, I'm just saying you can't equate. We've been there three times in eight years. That's what I'm saying. I feel like it's not the same as someone who hasn't seen it in decades. Some of them probably in their lifetime who was on there. Most of them. I thought that was Emmitt Smith for a second. I was like, hey, Emma, what you doing? It's not the same thing Would you do it for 10? Like 5 years ago When the Eagles had not won them Let's go back 10 years Because I would have taken a thousand To be honest We just want money That's what we're kind of broke What's the PGW bill do when they ask me this question? What's the inflation like this? Right now There's zero chance it would have gotten up When they were like 256,000 Yeah Yeah, I would have never. I'd be like, oh, yeah, okay, I'll take the money. Play for the team? Like, you got cash right now? Yeah. Then I would have put season tickets to a losing season. Right. Now, do you look at that and go, wow, they're loyal? Or look at that and go, wow, that's pathetic? Pathetic. It's pathetic. But even in the, just wearing the outfit looks pathetic. Just seeing them in their costumes. Yeah, they didn't even have to talk. Their scary Halloween costumes. I say it's loyal. Only because, like, it's hilarious every year. how it's like this is our year you know they say that this is it this is the year excuse me i was trying to fight it but um yeah every year it's like this is it and then you know and it's not for a really long time they might be cursed when jerry moved the palace in dallas you know that might be it because it used to be you know a different part and bearing the lead here i i grew up in that oh yes yes why'd you whisper that all of a sudden here those are i can get shamed and You can't? Well, I never said that I was. Shame. Are you an Eagles fan? Yes. Okay. All right. We got to take another break, and then we will come back, stinking Cowboys fans. I got another question for you after the break. Okay. Are you obligated to pay significant amounts of money when you go to a wedding? Is there a limit on the wedding gift, a minimum that you should give? Oh, I think people think there's a minimum. Think about it. All right, it's Fay today. Bill, Alex, Eleanor Kerrigan here with us on tour. Make sure you follow her on social and get tickets. Please. She's at Punchline, November 25th, and then Souljoels later on that weekend. Yes. All right, we only have a couple minutes. I want to get another question up. Let's do it. Jay, if you can cycle through the pictures as we talk about this. So this person, I blurred their name, went to a friend's wedding, flights, hotel, suit, everything, spent over a thousand dollars or pounds i guess so this is overseas yeah spent that money so a week later after the wedding their friend messaged them that it cost them 165 dollars or pounds you only sent 150 as your gift shouldn't you at least cover the cost of your plate to attend the wedding. The person wrote back, listen, it cost me over a thousand dollars. I spent the money. I gave you an envelope of cash. Like I did what I could. We're friends, blah, blah, blah. And the person wrote back, I didn't get any of the money that you spent to come to the wedding. Can you at least cover the minimum cost? He sent him the $15, but it apparently ended a 15 year friendship because They haven't spoken since he messaged him back and Venmoed him the money. Is there a minimum? Who's the jerk in this scenario? The groom, I guess. I mean, honestly, we don't have to pay for your mistakes. I'm not going to be here for, like, I'm going out of my way to come to your wedding, pay the money to get there. I decline every invitation. I don't go to any weddings. Really? Even family. I don't care. do it yourself go on i don't want to be involved nothing's ever good enough you can't get a gift that's gonna they have a registry you still pick from it's oh that's all you got i know right i got you want to see what else i got i got that and sometimes they just ask for money and then i'm like well now you don't know how much i get yeah because they're like contribute to our honeymoon or contribute to our first home which is beautiful but like it's do we have to contribute when they get divorced, too? Yeah, here, can you pay for this? Legal fees. So no, there's no minimum. You don't feel obligated to go, I at least have to cover my plate. I mean, if you look at etiquette experts, they do say that is the rule. That's all I've heard. You have to pay for what would be your plate. Oh, I see what you mean. I never thought of that, but I go by their registry. Yeah, and that works because that's what they put out. And if you just put some napkins on it, then that's on you. I could have gone to dinner if I wanted to pay the cost of going to dinner and I would have picked the place I wanted to go. I would have had a better meal. It's not just dinner. A better time. It might be open bar. You might get entertainment. You get dinner, dancing, a show. Like, technically, it's a little more than dinner. She's nicer than both of us. No, I'm just saying, you do spend a lot of time. I do struggle with that, like how much you're supposed to give. Yeah, it's frustrating. Alex would do the right thing. We would be at the bar in South Philly not going to the wedding. Quick break. We're back to wrap it all up on Bingham. Stay tuned. And some people leave if you have an invite. Alex and Mike on the Airwaves giving what you like topics on fleek 11 o'clock every day of the week sweet we gotta get out of here i just want to say one of the one of our producers said that she loves you and she said you made her sisters and her cry laughing at a show once so oh yeah go see her november 25th cute i'm out see i promise i'm not as uh crazy it will be great give her a follow at EJ Kerrigan on social media to get all the details of the show punchline and soul joels in november yes thank you for coming in thank you guys so much