Talking To Women Is Harder Than It Looks | Aaron Weber

I've been married three years now, and I love being married. When I'm on the road, I see men talk to women in the wild, and it's crazy. I was checking in at a hotel, woman behind the counter, very pretty, and the guy in front of me is being a creep. I'm watching him. I'm 20 feet behind him, but I can hear it go down, right? He's checking in, and the woman goes, do you have any preference of what floor you stay on? And I swear to y'all, this guy leans forward. He goes, what floor are you staying on? She goes, I'm not. I work here. I don't stay at the hotel that I work. Do you think I'm a guest just chipping in down here in the lobby? Is that honestly how you think we staff this La Quinta? You think you gotta be the lifeguard tomorrow? I don't stay at the hotel that employs me, you moron. So he walks away, tail between his legs, rightfully so. Now I'm up next, right? I saw the whole thing go down, so I was like, okay, I'll bond with her over what a creep the last dude was. So I'm checking in, and she says, how many room keys do you want, one or two? So I go, how many room keys do you want? And she did not get the reference at all, dude. I looked way worse than the first guy, if I'm being honest. Look on her face. She's like, they just keep coming in today. I mean, is there a creep convention in town? What's happening here? I feel good though, man. I had been sick for a while. I came down with something. I was sick for like two weeks. I had to go to urgent care here in Nashville. I don't know if y'all been to an urgent care. Go check it out. It's fun. I like it in there. It's better than a real doctor. I think, there's no ego at an urgent care. That's what's fun, you know? Nobody in an urgent care is like, this is where I thought my life would be. And I like that. That's actually a good feeling. You go to a doctor's office, they talk down to you, right? Diplomas on the wall. They're like, I went to school. I know everything. Urgent care is like, do you have $40? Let's figure this out together. We don't know any more than you, you know? Let's put our heads in a room and let's tackle this sinus infection as a team. And that's fun. There's camaraderie in an urgent care, you know? I don't know if anybody's qualified and that's a rush. That's a fun way to spend the day. You know how you fill out all your info in the lobby on like a clipboard and then they take you to another room and act like you never did that? So the nurse comes in, we're face-to-face. She's asking me questions. She goes, what are you in for? I said, my nose is clogged. She said, you've been taking anything? I said, just Sudafed. And she goes, oh, can you spell that for me? I was like, Sudafed? I maybe could. I would like you to take a stab at it though, right? Feels like something you should know. I know y'all share a lease with a T-Mobile store, but this feels like day one stuff, honestly. Look, I've been taking ibuprofen as well. So maybe I sounded that one out. You can write that down phonetically. I'm being mean, but they hooked me up. They gave me a steroid shot. I don't know if you've had a steroid shot. They are awesome. I don't know what's in them. It works so quick. I don't know why they've been hiding these. They should do a lot more steroid shots. That should be the first thing they throw at you when you walk in, you know? Just go around the waiting room. Just give everybody a steroid shot and be like, we'll see who needs to be here in five minutes. Most of y'all be feeling better than you've ever felt in your life. They got me. I felt good right away. I had some other medicine I had to get. I don't even know what. I had to go to the pharmacy to get it. They didn't have it at Urgent Care. I had to go to the pharmacy, another place across town. I know that's how it works, but I don't know why we're all okay with it. You know, there's plenty of room. Just keep it there. Why do I gotta go off campus to get the medicine? You know, no other industry in America works like that. Can you imagine you go to Jiffy Lube and they're like, you need an oil change. We don't have any oil here, but if you take this piece of paper to Walgreens, they'll get you oil in about an hour, you know? You'll see it immediately, but it'll be an hour before they turn around and hand it to you. You ever see your bag over their shoulder? You're like, can I just reach out and grab that real quick? It's gonna be an hour. So I was in there a while. She goes, it's gonna be about an hour. Feel free to walk around our store. I was like, really? Are you sure? Thank you. You ever walk around a pharmacy indefinitely? There's weird stuff in there. There's aisles none of us go to because they're not on the way to anything fun. Go check them out. There's cool, I bought a knee brace. I'm allowed to get a knee brace off the rack. 29 bucks, it's pretty good. I don't need a knee brace right now, but y'all see me, it's coming. I'd like to, I wanna have a starter when that day comes, right? Breathe right strips, I was trying those out. Big advocate of those. You know a breathe right strip? There's a little sticker that you put on your nose and it just, it's, even if you're breathing good, you could be breathing a little better. You ever throw on a breathe right strip just to power through the last few bites of a meal? Y'all know what I'm talking about? Just open things up. Some of y'all have never breathed, I can tell. You don't even know what I'm talking about. You're living life at 60% nose. You could get to 63. I wear them all the time, only at home though. That's a home thing, isn't it? Some things are home things. I thought that would sound more profound than it did. I saw a friend from high school at the grocery store. I hadn't seen him in 15 years. We caught up, good conversation. I get back to my car, I adjust the rear view mirror. I see myself. I had two breathe right strips on my nose that I had forgotten about. He didn't bring it up a single time. He did ask how I was doing a lot. You sure you're all right? I'm doing great, actually. Just two breathe right strips crisscrossed on my nose, which I do recommend. If you do want to double up, you want to crisscross to maximize the, could be these health trends. I can't keep up. I have friends taking cold showers now. Anybody here do that? Take cold showers? Yeah, I don't know. They have hot water. They choose to go cold. My buddy's very into it. He goes, you know what it is, dude? It's a mental thing. That's what it is, man. It's a little hurdle you got to jump, dude. When's the last time you woke up and did something you don't want to do? That's what it is. It's about doing something you don't want to do. When's the last time you did something that you don't want to do? I was like, I'm having this conversation right now. I said, I'll try it. I tried a cold shower. It was not long. It was the shortest shower of my life. I went back to my friend. I said, I can't do a cold shower, man. He goes, well, your mind is weak. I hate to tell you that, dude. If you can't do a cold shower, you got a weak mind. I was like, man, I think my mind's the strongest because I can't convince it. We need to do this, right? I'm in the shower. I make it cold. My brain's like, dude, nobody's in here checking on this. Just lie and say you did it later. That's a pretty good point. I will do that.