When She's Funnier Than You

Alright, I got your appetizers here, guys. You know, appetizers are a lot like movie trailers, because sometimes they're better than the main feature. Ah, good one, babe. I actually don't trust people who say they're not that hungry and then they eat half the appetizers, you know what I mean? Oh my god, that is so good. That happens here all the time. You can tell she's the funny one in the relationship. Enjoy, guys. Wow, that's crazy. My joke didn't land, but yours did, so. People say I'm funny. Hi, do you guys mind if I borrow your pepper? Yeah, you can borrow it, man. For 50 bucks. I'm sorry about him. You can use it. It's like we're playing musical pepper. Oh my god, I guess we are. You know? That's good, and that's funny. Thank you, thank you. Spot on. Have a good night. You're really bringing down the house tonight. What can I say? I am so sorry. I've always wanted to try the tuna. How is it? You know, it's so fresh that I think it might still be smiling at me. No, I mean, the plating is so fancy. I feel like I am underdressed. That wasn't even funny. It's so true, right? Why do they make the dishes so fancy? What's funny about it? You know, you've got a really good sense of humor. I can't do this. True comedy comes from vulnerability. Guys. All right, I have your California rolls. Why do they call it California roll when it was created in Japan? The first time I ate a California roll, I had this urge to talk about traffic and avocados. You laugh at that? That's good comedy. I'm excited. You got stage breath. You should go on tour. Billy, I am the captain now. You guys, it's like the meme. And why do you feel the need to be the funniest one in the room? I mean, growing up, I was the youngest of seven. So if I wasn't being funny, no one paid attention to me. I'm sorry. I guess that's why they call it tears of a clown, right? I'm not crying. I guess big girls don't cry. I need to use that. That was very good. You should go out on some sort of comedy tour. Hello. Welcome, you guys. Thanks for coming out tonight. I got one for you. What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes. No, no, no. That wasn't even funny. No!