Ex-Wife | Max Amini | Stand Up Comedy

Oh my god. Oh, this is wonderful. Where are you from lady? I'm half Kurdish, half Bamboo. Half Kurdish, half? North Africa, Algeria. Algeria. I like how she goes, Algeria, North Africa. Just speak louder. I know where Algeria is. Nice to see you lady. And the gentleman next to you? I'm Swedish. You're Swedish? You don't want to play? Where are my non-persons? And the guy's like, you think you blend in with the Persians? Buddy, you stand out like the snowman. So I'm assuming you're dating the half Kurdish, half Algerian. He's your ex-husband? She goes, ex-husband? You hang out with your ex-husband? Yeah? Wow, what an open minded, amazing people you are. So nice. You see? What a gorgeous idea. He's so lucky? Peter? What a lucky man you are. She's not wrong, you know? Women hold grudges. She's like, I forgive you. You can come back and go to shows and ha-ha with me. We go ha-ha together. Do you have kids? Yes? Two kids together. Well that's wonderful. I'm so happy to hear you keep really good relationships. And you actually come out to an event, you know? You don't have to do that. You can just deal with the kids situation and then go **** other people, yeah? But you decided like, no. We're going to deal with the kids situation and we're going to go to social events and we're going to **** other people. So who fucks more people? Peter is like, oh my god. She puts on the shades, I **** more. Don't forget, Kurdish, Algerian, mixed together, boom. Ah, wonderful man. Look how open-minded you are. Still hanging out together. You know, if your wife was Persian, you wouldn't even be alive today. Let alone hang out. She's like, you divorce me, you are dead. I will destroy your life. Peter, you'd be homeless in the side of the street like, can I have a dollar? Can I have a dollar? Like, Peter, what happened to you? My wife took everything.