Allison Janney Gets Dating Advice from Tiffany Haddish & Reveals Best Prediction a Psychic Gave Her

After seven Emmys and an Oscar, our first guest has finally achieved every actor's dream, working with the Minions. Minions and Monsters is in theaters now. Please welcome Alice and Jenny. Yes. I love this. Yes, we tell all these men, slow down. Alice, do you remember when we first met? Oh boy, do I. I kind of embarrassed myself a little bit with you, Tiffany, because we did. We got into some very intimate conversations at this party, and she was telling me all about her life growing up. And I was like, my God, you should write a book about this. And you were like, I did. I did. It's a New York Times bestseller. I was like, it's just what I do. I put my foot in my mouth every time I go out of my house. But I love that you said that to me, because it made me think, oh man, does she want to work with me? Maybe she wants to do the voiceover for my next book. Yeah, maybe you want to do the Audible for my next book. Yes, I will. Yeah, you can play all the white people. I will do that. I would love to do that. Yeah, because I don't feel like I want to impersonate anybody no more. But you have so many awards. You have seven Emmys. You have an Oscar. And see, if you do my next audio book, you could get a Grammy, girl. You know I need that. You need that Grammy. You need that Grammy, because all them Emmys is lonely. They only got one Oscar. They need a Tony in there or a Grammy. A Grammy's a grandma. OK, whatever. Yeah, I don't know. I would love to see if I could find my way into the Grammys. But I feel like I hear that you're in theater now. I'm going back to do Broadway this fall with Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Ed Harris. Oh, wow. Going back to the boards, we're doing a play called Other Desert Cities that opens October 18 and runs through the end of January. And every seven years, I go back to the Broadway. I'm excited. And also, well, you do live performance. I'm a stand-up comedian, so it's always Broadway for me. It's the only medium AI can't touch. Yeah, they can't touch you. You know what I mean? So I think it's going to be back bigger than ever. People are going to want to have live connections with people. Well, you got to make it an experience. Yeah. That's the key. You have to create an experience for them. And so I see what you're doing here. You're plotting. You're going to get that Tony, huh? What are you doing in this play? Are you, like, falling out crying and stuff? Are you singing and dancing? What's happening in the play? You know, we haven't started rehearsals yet, so all of that is an option for me. OK. Well, I hear if you cry and fall out a little bit, that's how you get the Tony. Now, are you dating? Because you're looking really good. You snatched. I have really, it hasn't, my work life has not allowed me to date, because I've been really blessed and very happy that I've been working a lot. But I don't have time for it. And I've tried to do those dating apps, and I just, when they ask you to describe something about yourself, I don't, I just, I don't know what to say. First of all, you need to say, I'm successful. Which is going to scare all the men out. So you're going to have to lie. You're going to say, I'm struggling, I'm hungry. I really need somebody to take care of me. Hold me at night, please. Somebody going to show up. Now, what are you looking for in a man? Because I might can help you with this whole situation. You can. Yeah, I'm really good at this. Well, do you, are you looking just to date, or are you looking to get married? Are you looking to? I'm looking to date. I just want to have fun. Just have fun, nothing serious. Nothing serious. Unless he want to buy me some property, then we can talk about, you know, if he want to buy me some land, or whatever, he's trying to get me a shopping center, then we can talk about getting it serious. I guess that's what I'd want to do, too. I just want to have fun and get back out there. But I'm terrified. I'm really a very shy person, so I don't know, you know, why don't you just give me some lessons on how to. OK, well, first of all, what are you attracted to? That's what we got to, that's so we know what to throw out for bait. I love really funny. Really, got to be really funny. Got to love dogs. Got to be, I mean, if they're not taller than me, I don't care about that as long as they don't care about that. And they got to be OK with me putting on a pair of high heels and being, you know, being taller. You know, they got to be, they got to have a good relationship to the world. They can't be trying to find themselves and everything. You got to have some sort of, they got to be comfortable. Those are. So basically, you want a man 40 and up. Yeah, I would say. Yeah. But you know what, maybe we should go 50 and up because they're still trying to find themselves in their 40s. I think maybe 50. I think 50 and up. 50 and up? Yeah. OK. But not too far up. Not too far. Now, I'm going to tell you, the best, from my experience, the best place to find men. OK, you need to go to auctions. Yes, like auctions, like estate sales and stuff like that. And like, yeah, where they auction off, like, jewelries and things like this, art. There's really good men in there. Also, funerals. That's where you catch them all vulnerable. Yes, funerals are great. That's where they're vulnerable. And all you got to do is just cook for them, and that's it. Casserole, girl, and we rich. We can order that. You say we did. I'm telling you, also the courthouse. This is a good place to meet men. Yeah, yeah, because they usually have an understanding of the law. OK, all right, I don't know if I'll go with you sometime if you're going to. If you want, if you want. I've been looking into this, and since we cool, I can do a PowerPoint presentation. Yeah, we could do a PowerPoint presentation. Have you seen this? No. OK, so you get your friends together, and your friends do a PowerPoint presentation about you. And it'll be like all these available guys in the room, right? And they'll say what is so awesome about you and why you're so cool. I like that, to have your friends take it, because you don't do it yourself. Your friends put it together. They put together a slide show and all that, and then there's like a room like this full of men. I love that idea. OK, we're going to do it at my house. I live in South Central LA, so it's going to be a little shaky. It's going to be a little shaky. It'll be fun. It'll be a good time. You're not ready for this. I'm sorry. So I hear you are into a, what's your sign? I'm a Scorpio. You're a Scorpio. OK. What are you? I'm a Sagittarius. I almost was a Sagittarius, but my mother, my mother's doctor before I was born, didn't want his Thanksgiving to be interrupted. So he made her, she took a drug to make me, I was induced. Oh, wow. So it's like I should have been a Sagittarius, but I'm a Scorpio, because I'm at the cusp. I'm November 19th. Now see, they said that I was going to be a Scorpio, but I've decided to hang out in there just a little bit longer. I was like two weeks late, because I'm always late. Yeah, I'm a Scorpio, and I have Pisces rising, and cancer in my moon, my moon is in cancer. Oh, so you're all water. I'm all water. So you flow. She's easy to work with, guys, but she's a Scorpio, so she's sensitive, and she will f*** you up. Oh my gosh, the sensitivity part is true. It's a lot. Yeah, but that's what makes you a great actress. I love watching you. I've been studying you for years. One day, I hope I get to play you in a movie. I hope so too, Tiffany, because that would be pretty great. You do my audio book, and I'm going to be you in a movie. We got more with Allison just after this. Over here, oh wow, the most important figures in the exhibit. Without them, there would be no Hollywood. James and Henry. Who? Are you serious? James and Henry, Minions. I know the Minions, but I've never seen... James and Henry. Yeah, never heard of them. Me neither. Wait, this is insane. Oh my god, a bunch of popcorn? Sure, yeah. This is delicious. I mean, come on. We'll finish this interview by the time when we finish this bag of popcorn. Wait, Allison, Minions and monsters. You're not a Minion or a monster in this movie. Nope, I'm a tour guide, and I take you from the present day to the beginning days of Hollywood, where the Minions kind of photobomb Hollywood, and there's so many great references to all the great... We start with Buster Keaton and Charlie Chaplin, and go up to Jaws, and there's so many great references for the parents to get and see. And for kids to learn about them, too, it's really fun. So this movie, it's got new stories, new Minions, and it's teaching about the history of Hollywood. Yeah. Okay, all right, well I hope it's the good part. It's been in Hollywood for a long time. Hey, you do a lot of voiceovers, how did you get into that? You do too, don't you? Yeah, I do, I love doing it. I love too, you know why we love it? Why? Because we can go in our sweatpants and pajamas. Wigs off, honey, wigs off. So great, we just go in a room, and you just have to be prepared to make a fool of yourself, which we do, because that's what we do. Yeah, and it's easy when you're in that room, and it's just you, and the directors, and the engineers on the other side of the wall, and you just goof it off. You just goof off, and I didn't meet the other cast members till the opening night the other day. Wow, so then, yeah, if you're anti-social, it's great to do voiceovers. Very much, I didn't have to, yeah, I'm just myself in a room, and the director's on Zoom, and so it's just me making fun of myself. Do you think you're gonna, uh... I feel like I should give it to them. I can't believe we're eating popcorn right here in front of everybody. It's like we're watching our own movie, but we're entertaining ourselves. I feel like it's girl's night. Girl, let me tell you what this dude did on the other date I went on. I wanna get back to this astrology, because I feel like the way that you know that you are all these water signs, to me, says that you probably go to psychics. You have no idea how much money I have spent on psychics. It is, and yet, I still think it's cheaper than therapy, in a way, I do. I have found out, it's so great when you leave and you hear something that, you know, well, this one psychic, although it didn't happen, said that I was gonna meet the man of my dreams, and I was gonna have all this wild, hot sex with him, and she called him, and she said, we're gonna call him Hot Pants. Hot Pants. Hot Pants. I said this to her before. That sounds like an STD. But I still, but it got me to go out more, because I was like, oh, I don't wanna go to that party, but maybe Hot Pants is gonna be there, so I'm gonna go. Made me, actually, I went out more, so it was kind of great for me to have that in the back of my mind. But then I've also had one say something awful. She said, you know what, it's not terrible. You're only gonna lose half of your money. Cause she's taking it. Well, for real. But did she hit you with the, oh, you have a curse on your family, I have to help you get rid of this curse. That's never happened to you? You've had that? Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, you ain't even seen me. And they're like, I can tell through the phone. Spirit is telling me that you have a curse on your family, there's a curse on you, and you need to give me $2,000 and I can help you get rid of the curse. I'm like, I'm gonna ask Chachi P.T. how to get rid of this curse. Thank you. 100%. Oh my God, yes. No, I've even talked to pet psychics. I'm not sure about that. I want one of those now. I'm not sure about them. Well, it's just comforting, right? I mean, you know, the one I had said, he doesn't like the treats in the yellow bag, he likes the treats in the red bag. And he doesn't like it when the water's in the, just stuff like that. And I actually, you know. You did the stuff? I did the stuff. And what did the dog do? It didn't matter, it didn't matter. Then I had one say that we met each other in another lifetime, in colonial days. And, you know, said the dog was a horse or something, or, you know, a cobbler or something. And I was like, really? Really? That stuff's a little harder for me to believe, but believe it or not. But the psychics, the ones that, you know, you do it over the phone, in person. I just love it, because it's like magic to me or something, you know? Has anything they've ever predicted actually happened? Yes. And this was weird. I went to this one psychic, and I actually saw her, went to a hotel room, which sounds, but it was fine, it was fine. Hotel room psychic. Went to a hotel, and I had this picture of Chuck Lorre, because I was developing something with him. And I put it down, and she said, oh, you're gonna, this man, you're gonna have a very long relationship with. And I was, really? Because I was developing this thing. I was so excited. And the thing didn't happen. And I was like, God, what a touchdown. I'm never going to another psychic. And then, like, two years later, Mom, the TV show, came my way, and that was eight years. But now, Minions and Monsters is in theaters now. We'll be right back.