Meghan Markle Reminds Us Why She's Just Like Us, Flaunting $300,000 in Jewelry at a Charity Event

Meghan Markle continues to remind us why she's just like us, flaunting $300,000 in jewelry at a charity event in Santa Barbara. I always quote the stupid show she has where she's doing that homemaking thing on Netflix, Meghan and whatever. And one of the first episodes, Mindy Kaling comes over and she's like, I love your outfit. Who makes it? I love your outfit. And Meghan Markle's like, well, I'm very high low. She's like, my pants are from Zara, which like, OK, that's low. I shop at Zara. Totally cool. Me too. But then she's like, my top's Loro Piana, which is probably at least a $2,500 top. And I'm like, no, no, no, no. You're not high low. You're just an asshole. This is an asshole comment to make. I agree. This high low and like laughing it off and then you're kind of like, well, I don't want to be in the spotlight. I'm just going to show up to Kevin Costner's charity event in Santa Barbara with $300,000 of jewelry. It's like, South Park does an amazing rendition of them. If you don't want to be seen, it's pretty easy not to be seen, especially in Montecito. Do your thing. It's fine. You don't have to call the paparazzi. If she was just doing charity work and none of that, I really wouldn't have a problem with her. I'm just like, why do we need to hear from them? It's my thing. It's like, well, you know what? Why are you the keynote speaker at all these charity events? You're not your husband's mother, which is fine. You're an actress. You're fifth on the call sheet. It suits. You're not on the front lines, you know, volunteering in Gaza. Let's pretend you're not doing that. Megan just grinds my gears.