I Tried America's Highest Calorie Fast Food Items

I tried every fast food's highest calorie item, and let's just say it got disturbing. Some of these items alone can fuel your entire day's needs for calories. But I'm not just buying these items to see who has the highest calorie item. I also want to see if these diabolical foods are even worth it. So first up is Chipotle. We're making a big burrito today. But for Chipotle's highest calorie item, I got a burrito, double tortilla, double carnitas, double white rice, double black beans, queso, sour cream, cheese, and guacamole. So after this poor lady attempted to fold this burrito, I paid for my food so I can try Chipotle's highest calorie item. For this video, we got two special guests here today. We got Kyle and Juwan. Welcome yourselves. I'm pumped to be here. Here for a burrito. Do you guys know how many calories are in this burrito? What do you think you guess? I think you should try to guess. 2,100. 2,100 calories. I'm gonna guess 25. Okay. Yeah. 2,310 calories. It's got 101 grams of protein, 239 grams of carbs, and 100 grams of fat. You could probably feed a whole family with this. Feels like the 2.5 pound dumbbell at the gym, like literally. They couldn't even wrap the whole thing, bro. But I explained to them that we're rating it on taste and value. I'll give the first bite. That's a lot of tortilla right there. I don't think you got any filling on that one. I literally just got tortilla. Oh, the crunch. I'm gonna just go right over the same bite. Okay, but here's the important part. What is your rating on taste? And value. Taste, pretty bland. I'll give it like a six. I'm gonna be the optimist here. Always aim higher. Seven. I'm a carnitas fan, so I'm gonna go with seven as well. Now value, it's 21 bucks for this behemoth. I guess you could eat this for multiple days in a row. I'm gonna give it, it's got an eight on value. Might be a 7.8 out of 10. Feeling like a three. $21 is too much. Let's move on to the next place. Let me do another bite. So at 2,310 calories, Chipotle takes the top of the leaderboard for now. So Chick-fil-A's highest calorie item is surprisingly the Cobb salad, which has lettuce, fried nuggets, tomato, egg, corn, cheese, bacon, crispy bell peppers, and avocado lime ranch. It also has way too many ingredients I can't pronounce, but after a few minutes, I picked up the highest calorie item. This meal at Chick-fil-A is 1,100 calories. So healthy. But this meal had 42 grams of protein, 61 grams of fat, and 32 grams of carbs. I think it's gonna be a fried chicken salad with a lot of heavy dressing. I feel like it's gonna be a salad as well. I don't feel like it's like a Cobb salad. That's horrible. Wait, that's 1,100 with the dressing? Yes. And this ranch alone had 310 calories. For this. And I love that stuff. I have one in my fridge actually. What else is 300 calories? Not the balsamic vinaigrette. That's the healthy alternative. If you want it like a little bit lighter, you know what I mean. You wouldn't expect the salad to be this high calorie, but that's how they get you. That is crazy. So after adding the dressing and toppings, it was time to rate it on taste and value. That's pretty good, bro. It's actually really good. It's good. So this was $10.72. That's pretty good value for how many calories you're getting, if you're just strictly thinking about calories. Seven on value. On taste though, low key giving it an 8.5. Value, I'd rarely, so I'm a cheapskate, but I probably would give it like a seven. But taste, I'd give it an 8.5 as well. 1,100 calories, $10, pretty good deal. 7.4 for value. Taste, the dressing, it has a texture. 8.8, 9 is like the elite level. 8.8 for fast food, that's pretty good. Let's move on to the next spot. So at 1,100 calories, Chipotle is keeping its place at number one, but let's see if some of the items coming up can outdo it. So our next stop was Cane's, and the highest calorie item here was pretty simple. It was the Caneat combo, which has six chicken tenders, one toast, fries, and three cane sauces. But I finally picked up my order to try the highest calorie item at Cane's. But Kyle and Juwan didn't know what I ordered, so I told them to guess. Definitely the Caneat. I think it's like five or six tenders. That's definitely gonna add up. I don't know about like the calories, but this is for sure the worst, I feel like. This is gonna be horrible, man. Because it's like all in peanut oil too. It is the Caneat combo, so you got it right. I went ahead and swapped the coleslaw for another sauce. The sauce was actually more calories than another piece of toast. So any calorie guesses? 24.50. Okay. 24.50. 2,000. It's 2,020 calories, 69 grams of protein, 117 grams of fat, and 139 grams of carbs. That's insane. I'm sure it's gonna taste amazing. I know it is. I guess I'll give the first taste. We'll get a good little dip. Ooh, it's hot. That should not be that good. I love that, man. Hold on. Wait a second. And while the boys enjoyed this a little too much, it was time to give our rating on taste and value. Taste for me, it's gonna be a nine. That sauce just does something to you. 9.7, that is like so good. And it was hot and fresh. 8.9. For value, this was $16.41, 6.5 on value. I'm lost in the sauce, so I give it a nine, man. Bro's thinking differently right now. Wait, what's the question? What do you give it on value? Seven, I'll give it a solid seven. Well, we pretty much destroyed this, but let's move on to the next place. But at 2,020 calories, Cane's was still not able to beat Chipotle, which is kind of crazy. But I hope you guys are realizing by now how bad some of these foods, these fast food restaurants are selling you. Let's find the highest calorie item. What is it gonna be? So at Sonic, the highest calorie item was simple. It was a large Oreo and peanut butter Master Blast shake. But this lady seemed concerned at what I was ordering. Did you say large? Yes. Okay, sorry. But after a few minutes, our item arrived. Any guesses on how many calories are in this thing? Wow, this monster. Maybe like 15. Dude, you guys gotta feel the weight of this. You think this weighs more than the burrito? It's got potential. 1,500. Yeah. This has 1,720 calories. 28 grams of protein. 100 grams of fat and 152 grams of sugar. I don't even know what a gram is, but that's a lot of grams. I think there's like 50 in a typical soda. Yeah. So this is like at least three sodas. And that's already a lot in a soda. I think it's time to taste test it. I mean, it is good. Wow. It's actually really good. Jamal's still going. Honestly, there was like way too much peanut butter for me in this. On taste, I'm gonna give it... I'll still give it a seven. I think the taste was like an eight. 8.4. I liked it a lot. So I think if it like didn't have peanut butter, 8.5. But because of the peanut butter, I'm gonna go like seven. It was $8.75. So for value, not there. I'm gonna give it a four on value. I mean, calorie wise, you know, it's a lot of calories, but it's kind of junk calorie. 3.8. I'd do like a three, man. Eight bucks for cream. That's not good. If you're gonna do it, just get a small one. Like look at how huge this thing is. I think you guys should try it. But even at 1,720 calories, Chipotle is still on top. This is making me question my whole existence, but there's no way this next place can't beat that. At Taco Bell, the highest calorie item is the grilled cheese burrito, but I made some changes. I put extra three cheese blend, extra beef, extra Chipotle sauce, extra Fiesta chips, extra rice, extra nacho cheese, and extra sour cream. That's right. Extra everything. We got the highest calorie item at Taco Bell. I already told Kyle how many calories are in it, but it's got 1,200 calories, about 40 to 50 grams of protein, about 65 grams of fat, and 100 grams of carbs. That's not too bad. It's not that horrible. It's just the quality of ingredients. Yeah. The nacho cheese is not the best thing you should be consuming in your body. Oh, it's greasy. Look at the amount of glistening grease that's on there. There's glistening grease. This smells so cheesy, man. This might take away like five hours of my life. Let's go for the taste. That looks kind of good, though. I am a fan of Taco Bell. Honestly, never gotten the runs from eating Taco Bell either, so. That's actually good, but in the worst way possible. Like that, like, look at this. There's so much cheese. It's like they milked a cow. And they were just like, let me see how many different forms of cheese I can put in this bad boy. My rating on taste is a little too much for me. I'm used to healthy food, so 5.5 out of 10. Where I'm kind of at right now is I'm already getting heartburn from those two bites. I would get like a six, maybe? Now on value, it was a little over $10 for the value. So, I mean, that's a pretty good deal. But for how trash the ingredients are, I'll give it a 4.5 on value. Again, trash ingredients. I'm going to probably do a four. All right, Kyle, where do you want to go next? Honestly, either like Arby's or Subway. Well, where's the nearest park? Well, I stand corrected because at 1,200 calories, Chipotle still beats everyone, leading at over 2,000 calories. But this next fast food order is actually disturbing. Oh my word. At Arby's, the highest calorie item is the Notorious Meat Mountain, which has to have a lethal amount of cholesterol in it, but it's stacked with two chicken tenders, turkey, ham, beef, brisket, steak, roast beef, three pieces of bacon, and two slices of cheese. This is a heart attack. It's going to be insane. There's about 1,200 calories in this burger. Let me open this up first real quick. Oh, it's the whole barnyard is in this thing. Oh, there's the whole barnyard in this thing. There's chicken strips somewhere. I think, oh, here, look, look underneath. There they are. There's about 80 grams of protein, 65 grams of fat, about 55 grams of carbs. So if you need to get your protein in for the day, this might be your shot. I really do not want to taste this. Do you want me? I do want you. It's not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Please subscribe for the meats. I think my vision just went foggy for a second. You going in for another? I think I'm going in for two. I like it. It's not bad. Taste. I'm still chewing it right now. I did not like that. I'm giving it a three out of 10. It's bland. And so I'm going to do like a five, like just middle tier. Is it as bland as the Chipotle burrito? That had more flavor. This definitely is not as good as the Chipotle burrito. Now on value, I'm pretty sure this was around 12 bucks for the amount of meat in this. That's a pretty good value, but it's just like, again, the quality of meat. So I'll give it a 6.5 on value. I agree, 6.5. Well, Kyle, where do you want to go now? Where do you want to go? I guess Subway. But since Arby's only had a 1200 calorie item, we are still waiting for our restaurant to beat Chipotle. But who knows? A crazy big footlong at Subway could be a competitor. We got the meat mountain at Arby's. Have you heard of that? I don't think so. That sounds interesting. It's just a mountain. Is that how it's used? All right. Anyways, the highest calorie item at Subway is the footlong chicken bacon and ranch sub. It's on Italian urban cheese bread. It has bacon, chicken, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, red onions, and a lot of peppercorn ranch. We got here the footlong chicken bacon and ranch melt on Italian urban cheese bread. This is after the meat mountain too. We're kind of tired of meat right now. Any guesses on how many calories is in this? Like 1,400? Actually, yes. There is. Because we got extra cheese and extra ranch in it. There is 60 to 70 grams of protein. That's not bad. 70 grams of fat and 90 grams of carbs. Let's take a look inside. What does it look like? There is some veggies in it. So let's take our first bite. Wow, that was mainly like zucchini. I'm going to lie. From two bites, look at all this grummage. That actually was not that bad. Still chewing on that cucumber. So I'm trying to think about if I would eat this again. It was better than Taco Bell. Don't get me wrong. So I'll give it a five. I'll go with six. Because again, it's like kind of where we're almost ranking now. This is better than Arby's and Taco Bell. All right, I'll value $14.91 for a footlong Sammy. I think a typical person would eat a half. Yeah. So if you divide that by two, about $7.50. So that's pretty good value. I'll give it a 7.5 on value. But again, ingredients are junk. So I'll give it like 7.5 too, honestly. That's reasonable. That's a good value right here, honestly. All right, Kyle, you ready to run to our last place? Let's run. So with 1,400 calories, Subway let us down. Not going to lie. But there's still one more place that's untouched that could change the trajectory of this video. By the way, if you didn't just see it in that last clip, it's McDonald's. So the highest calorie item at McDonald's is the Double Bacon Quarter Pounder with Cheese. It has two quarter pounder beef patties, two cheese slices, three pieces of bacon, bun, pickles, ketchup, mustard, and onions. But in nanoseconds, we got our order. Here is the final high calorie fast food item we're going to be testing today. So what we have here, I forget what it was called, bro. The Double Bacon? What was it? The Double Bacon Quarter Pounder with Cheese. So much meat. It's really a work of art, if you think about it. Yeah, Ronald would be proud. There's 850 calories in this burger. So it's honestly like a welterweight. It's just not a heavyweight compared to the other guys that we've tried. You would think McDonald's would take the cake. But some other macros are 47 grams of protein, 47 grams of fat, roughly, 43 grams of carbs, roughly, and 10 grams of sugar, somehow. I think it's from the ketchup. Yeah, don't eat too much of this if you're sugar conscious. Let's dig in. OK. That's bringing back childhood memories right there. I wouldn't say it's good, though. It's just nostalgic, like a weird, bad memory. That was actually not bad for a fast food burger. Yeah, I don't know how they do that, because I know a lot of the ingredients in here are fake. So they got some mad scientists up there in the McDonald's factory. Taste, I'm going to go freaky, 7.2. I'm going to go back kind of where the other major fast food chains are at, 6.5. Nothing's beating Kane's. Kane's is goated right now. Like, it is goated. That was some fresh chicken, man. I ain't going to lie. Now on value, it was about $8.83. That's pretty good for a little burger, you know? Yeah. It's got a lot of protein as well, 8.5. Considering that it's like half the cost of pretty much every other menu item that we've had so far, and it was even cheaper than the milkshake, I think. That's a crazy thought. Like, a quarter pound of meat was the same price as a milkshake. I think I'm going to give that like an 8, because even though the food quality is not good, that's a lot of food for that price. I still think Chipotle takes the cake for the highest calorie item. That's crazy. That's the first place we went to, too. Yeah. If you ate that by yourself, you'd feel full totally for the rest of the day. You're a bizarre human being if you eat that in one sitting. And I know it can feel impossible to eat healthy when fast food tastes this good. But in reality, it's not about being perfect. It's about making better choices one meal at a time. And if I can do it, so can you. Anyway, this is my dinner tonight. Subscribe and see you guys next time.