We Tried America's Most Famous Fast Food!

Today I am entering the realm of food. Yes, that is right, Calfreezy, watch your back. But I'll be honest, this is the only food video I'm doing for a long time. I'm too fussy an eater, so there's a high chance that the food ratings are very low. I am testing five giant fast food restaurants in America that we don't have in the UK. I'm gonna be taking one or two of the Sidemen boys with me, and we're gonna see out of the five who comes out on top. We got Chick-fil-A, which a lot of people gas up as maybe the best one, but me and Josh are about to find out if it's true. Chick-fil-A. Feel a chick. The hell just happened? Not in America, actually, be careful. Who knows what could happen? I don't know if I've had Chick-fil-A before. Ooh, have I? No. Ice cream float or spin. What's that? Oh, they've got some cool stuff in here. Yeah. Hello, no, no. You can get the same. I don't know what it is, but it looks good. You all right? How you doing? Got a lot taller than Billy. What would you recommend to me? No, no, no, no, no. What do you think is good? Whatever you recommend, I'll have. Can I get a spicy chicken meal, please? You want something? Sure. Chick-fil-A sandwich. Yeah, one Chick-fil-A sandwich as well. Actually, I'll get one of those as well, without pickles. What was the Powerade thing I saw? Can I get a frosted Powerade? Is that how it works? And then one small fries? Yeah, one small fries. One small fries as well, please. There's too much choice. All of them. Well, the Chick-fil-A sauce. Yeah, that's everything, yeah. He's paying, so he can get like more, right? You want like a cookie or something? James wants a cookie. Yeah, yeah. Can we also get one cookie as well, please? Yeah. Greedy. It's for you, isn't it? I will say, that service. You paid for it, right? I did. When you walked in, he said, when the Simon's in a house, it's on us. Yeah, but then I said, no, no, no, we can't do that. Oh, okay, okay. Oh, no, no, no. But they offered. So you offered to get it for free. Yeah, which I can't take that into account, because we're here to judge. Yeah, but that's not like breaking up. There's a snoring sensor nearby. Next door. Should we go? And a weight loss clinic. There's a vein clinic. Where are we? This ain't Texas. Okay, that service, by the way, and the fact that they bring it to your table as well, if it, depending on speed, if this is fast. The speaker's coming here. Sorry. If this is fast, it could be a 9.5. I can do something slower, but better service. So it's like, what do you want? Prices as well. We need to see how. And you got a cookie as well. Yeah, we did get a cookie. What did you say about, oh, you need to give your name in? No, I don't. They should know you're Tony, though. It says Simon. They should know you're Tony. Who's Tony? We haven't been anywhere else. Yes. Foreshadowing. Yes, I think Tony's joining us later. Oh, okay. Or he's been here already. Depends on how the edit's gone. Oh, it's a two-person service. Is that us? No, sure, that's us. That was really fast. In no way, that's ours already. You guys are more color and person in the video. That's what I said when I was telling you. Thank you. Thank you so much. Yeah, of course, yeah. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you very much. It's all neatly organized as well. I think it's a 9.5, and I know it's probably biased because they have recognized us, but that's a 9.5 service. I smell Zanbro as well. I don't think a 10-in-1 exists. So that was almost perfect service. It was almost perfect. I don't want to give a 10 because it could always be a little bit quicker. It could always be a little bit whatever. 9.5. Let's see what we got here. This is my burger. I got a frozen, it's a Powerade, right? I got a frozen Powerade. I think that's yours. So this is- I got a spicy chicken burger. I think that's yours. It's just, it looks very sad. So I'm looking at mine. That's yours. Okay, so mine cost $11.59. Why is mine in a bag? Don't put it in a bag. It's just the saddest thing ever. That is really sad. There's no sauce. What? Oh, got some pickles though. No pickles.com. It smells like a Big Mac. Cost. Mine cost $11.59. It's not bad. I think it's okay. That's $7. You got the spicy one. Yep. $9.59. Plus two for the Powerade. That's, it's not amazing. I think it's like a seven. Well, it's a price. Yeah. It's just a bit of chicken in them. Because what you've got here isn't- Whose idea was it to get every sauce? All of them. Why did you ask for every sauce? Because it's the best experience possible. I'm going to get a Chick-fil-A sauce. Chick-fil-A sauce. Here we go. Smell that honey mustard. I think the sauce is really good. These are a bit, eh. They're like undercooked, not undercooked. Lacking in flavor too. This one I'm actually scared of, because I'm not going to lie, as soon as he said this one, I thought, I don't want that. Is your rule going to be that whatever they go, I recommend you and a half? Yeah. Okay, cool. Unless they say fish. But if they say fish, if they say fish, I'll walk out. If they say fish, services are zero, price is fair. No, I want to see you try it. What if I mess up the sauce? It's like I bought. Look, it just works. Is it not working? No. That is delicious, by the way. A little bit spicy, a little bit of cheese. It does have pickles in it, so I'm going to get rid of them. Oh, it's dripping. Oh, it's not pickles. It's jalapenos. That is good. It's just not mine. No. That's delicious. It's good. Very messy though. Now, bear in mind, you put the sauce in here. Yep. It's chicken in the bun. It actually is pretty good though. Get involved. Get to step in. Remember, it's Frosted Powerade. It's quite nice. I don't want it anymore though. Yeah, it's a good mouthful, isn't it? You know what? I like this. A little spicy tang, not too spicy at all. Drink delicious. Burger, very good. Chips, mediocre. Chippies are a five. That's generous. I'm a generous man. Okay. Burger is actually like a seven and a half. Okay. I would agree with that for this. It's very sad looking. This is about seven and a half. But I think the idea is that this carries it in itself. Soft brioche bun. Drink is a nine. Good texture. And drink is a seven. That's not a drink. Yeah, the ice cream is a seven. Combining them. I should try some of your cookie. I should try some of these cookies, shouldn't I? I think my food averages out at a 6.5. He doesn't have any cookie left. What have you done there? There's none left. Are you happy with yourself? Are you proud? Yeah. You're about to have a child. Yeah, I got time. Average cookie though. Is it? Yeah. I'm averaging the food out at 6.5. Another day, another fast food restaurant. We have Whataburger. Now this one feels like the most American one out of all of them. I mean, I can tell it's a burger, but that's all I know. I'm hoping it's going to be a W, bro. I will be honest. The only thing we have been told about this was it's better to go at 2 a.m. And we've got a 4 p.m. We've, yeah, we've got a 4 p.m. I think it'll be all right. And if it's good, you have to go, oh, Whataburger. Whataburger. I'm actually really looking forward to this. Look at this, that banana pudding shake. I'm not getting that. You have to get something cool and unique. Oh, well, I'll ask. So let's see what they say. See what they say. Unbox the fun. Okay. Bad service. No, you won't be on camera, don't worry. Bad service in Whataburger. Okay. Can I just order some food? Yeah, I'm just ordering food. What do you recommend? I recommend, I'm old-fashioned. I like this food. Everybody is on the patty melt. I like the patty melt. Can I get a spicy chicken sandwich, please? Another patty melt. Could I also get a banana pudding shake as well? Yeah, he's doing it. Yes, now that's my favorite. Name on the ticket? Tom. Tom? Yeah. Would you mind if we fill right in the corner? I don't know, baby. Look away for everyone else? Go ahead. Yeah? There's no problem. Well, service. It took a turn. Well, it didn't take a turn, it was just bad from the get-go. It was really, yeah, once we started ordering, it actually, yeah, it was in, it started off in the media. She warmed to us. Yeah, it got on media. What are you doing? No, no, no, no, no. And then, as soon as we started ordering. She realized we were beautiful men. Yeah, because we kind of just went out, can we just order some food? It's a service already, I'm thinking. I have to give, like. That's a pretty UK service. Like, you can't come in here. And I have to give that, like, a three. Or use some title, YouTuber. Confidentiality to yourself. Yeah, but at the same time, like. I'm happy to just not film that way. The way you request it. Sorry, sir, you can't film anymore. Yeah, more like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because I didn't feel like I wasn't allowed to film. I felt like I wasn't allowed to be here. I think it's going to have to be a three. No tall, skinny, white boys allowed in whatever. But I'm looking at that pack email, and I'm excited. 10.39. The prices are actually so aligned. I'm going to get a straw for it. Where's the straws on the side? On the side over there. Oh. Oh, you saw me. It's like a banana McDonald's milkshake. Much sweeter aftertaste. Has a strange aftertaste. I do like it. It tastes like brown bananas. Bananas always have gone a bit brown. It tastes like that, rather than banana. It has a pudding part to it, too. It's like a little biscuit. Yeah, I really like it. It's quite delicious. Are you giving it a pumping, though? No, you know what this actually feels like? There's a Simpsons episode where they get a Slurpee, just syrup, and then him and Milhouse end up high. They have a sugar rush, but they have a high trip. This makes me feel like I'm going to have that. Can I say Whataburger? Because I got a melt. Whatabelt? I got a patty melt. Whatabelt? Is that what it's named on? I'll give you a melt. Thanks. Is this place named because of that? Whataburger. I assume so. Oh, what a kid's melt. Didn't like that. Whatabelt. This is quite slow. It's giving slow food, not fast food. This is slow food. This is really slow. Neatly organized. Thank you very much. Thank you. Okay, that is my patty melt. Patty melt, patty melt. Your patty melt. A patty melt and some chips. 12.30. Just took 20 minutes, though. Service, I'm going to stick it at three. It has to be three. Money-wise, six and a half. I feel like 10.50 is like the normal amount. This is 12. And I feel like this is smaller than some of the others. Mine's 10.40. Yeah, yours is normal, right? But let's see yours. Oh. These taste... That's not too bad. These taste quite a lot like McDonald's chips, just a little less salty. This is what I'm excited for. You can't say what a burger now. You have to say what a melt. I do say that about you. Oh, it's got onions in. I'm not an onion fan, but I will eat them for this. Two double, a double patty. Cheese, some onions. Give it a bite of that. That was a good bite. I was satisfied with that. That is like toast, right? It's actually very soft. It's very good. It's not hot. That doesn't sound very good. No, because it's not amazing. It's seven and a half. I really, I'm like, I am enjoying it. I'd hope it's fresh. It took 20 minutes. It is actually delicious. Oh, really hot. Really, really good. I'm up for a shot. Eight? I'm going to have six or seven. Seven and a half to eight is fair. I'm going eight. And then we'll go for a seven for price. It's just the service to let it down. Three service, eight food, seven price. I'm not going to lie. I kind of was skeptical about this because it's very small when everyone said to only go there at 2 a.m. But I actually really liked it. If the service was good, that would have flown up the rankings. Although the chips were basically McDonald's chips. And now we're realising it took 20 minutes. It might be because someone actually just ran to McDonald's, got the chips and ran back. But overall, very solid. Now we have Raising Cain's Chicken Fingers. I will be honest. I have had this before and it was delicious. I'm hoping they just give me the normal meal with the cup of sauce because it's a ridiculous amount of sauce, but I will take it. And I've got two people joining me today. Wait, 100 fingers? Yeah, the fact that you can buy 100 fingers here for $143. The fact you're going to is great. I'm not. I'm going to ask what is good. And that's what I get. What do you get? 100 fingers. There's no point, brother. 10. 10 to get 100? 10. 9. Respect. No, respect. Fine, 9. Who am I going against? You're against him. 3, 2, 1. 8. Chicken. I would have said chicks anyway, so no one would have won. Why would I get 100 fingers? Hello. What do you recommend? Kind of hungry. The box bundle has four. Sure. Hey, that's what I'm getting. Yeah, get three of them. Can we get three of those, please? And what would you like to drink? Water for this! Oh. Oh, Dr. Pepper. You're Dr. Pepper? Yeah. Two Dr. Peppers. And a lemonade, please. Lemonade. Hold the lettuce. That's what he likes. You want anything? Do you want anything? Sure. Free food over here. Simon. What drink do you want? Tony. Just going to hold his pocket. Yeah, sure. What's happened? I'm getting free food today. Free food. Yeah, please. Sure. Even more? I'm free. Yeah, that's quite... I like that. I'm well happy with this. Okay. It's like an instrument. Wait, so you need to say what I want you to do. I just had to say I wanted a diner drink. Yeah, I don't think we had to choose exactly what we wanted. I think we just went over the top. Do I want Dr. Pepper? Yeah. You should get a fruit punch. All right. Very luminous fruit punch. Ooh, fruit punch. You calling me a fruit? No, you're a bag of punch. Okay, sure. You little banana. If you hear her say Tony, by the way, that's me. Tony? Yeah. Yeah, I said Simon and I panicked because she said... What was that? So I just said Tony. I thought it would be easier, you know? Where do you want to sit? Corner one, yeah. I like that one. On your left. This one? Yeah. Oh, someone's there. There is someone there. We're rating this on... Are you all right? It's like a portrait of us three. $37.53 per total. Oh, so each box was $11.49 plus tax. Oh no, you tip. Didn't have a choice. Rude. If it was me, I'd have tipped. Bro, can you open the box a little bit? Tony, Tony. Well, I can't get out. Go, Tony, go. All right. I'll tell you what, the shout is scary. Tony. Tony, what did I do? So we all got the same. All right, is that Texas toast? This is unusual food to me, so snap, snap, pop. Chicken, chips, and some toast. Why do you sound so bemused by that? He says it's unusual food for you. Yeah, so you're saying chicken is usual for me? Got him. Yeah? Okay, each of these is $11.49. It's not bad in dollars. That's like what, seven pounds? That looks great, Simon. I think price-wise, it's kind of hitting us. Surely you decide after we've tasted it. Yeah. That makes more sense. This is the sauce. The Cain song. It's just legendariness. Legendary. So what's it tasting like? It's good, but I'll stop there. No, actually, I was expecting actually- But it is soggy. I was genuinely expecting a lot- Mine isn't soggy. No, no, no. I was expecting a lot more from that. Crinkle cut chips, though. They're good. That's a good sign. Please use an oven chip, though. Yeah. Do you ever have- Look at that. What were they called? Cans. Cans? Yeah. Then what was the next one? Yeah, no, you said a different one. Couldn't find others in the shop. Preview this. I want to see some adjectives. I want to hear you describe it to me. I want to be able to taste what you're tasting. Through words. The chicken is very moist. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I know you know what that's like. Of course. Yeah. Very moist. So moist can be good or bad. In this case, good. It's really hot. But it's almost over-the-top moist. Then it becomes soggy. So it's wet. It's a little bit too wet. You're a wet chicken. Yeah. But flavors are there. Like I've had the kernel come in my mouth. You know what I'm saying? Right. I thought more so that you would say like, you got chicken, cooked it, and then put it under like a tap, and then ate it. That would be like, in layman's terms. Did you try the toast? No. Not any chicken yet. That's delicious. That is delicious. It's really good. Is it? It's like brioche style. Wow. I think you're supposed to like make a little burger out of it. Service-wise. I don't like the way they shouted at me. At you. She also called me Tony. What's that about? You told her your name was Tony. I said Simon, and she couldn't understand me. So I said Tony. She made me panic. I'm not going to a fast food place to panic. It was speedy. It was very fast. Very fast. Maybe too fast. Yeah, she cooked it some more fast. I think I might go at eight, you know. Service. Yeah. I have literally no complaints other than she called me Tony. Good recommendation on the food. Yeah. It's clean here. Yeah. She also suggested this, and she didn't, she didn't question why. She said, how hungry are you? You said hungry-ish. Yeah. She kind of like put up with my annoyances. Maybe 8.5. Yeah, how would you improve it? When I said Simon, go, okay. You know what I mean? Food. What are we saying? Oh, my chicken is actually good. I've had it before, and it was better. To me, 6.5. Toast alone brings it up to an eight. So seven. I think seven is a reasonable amount. The sauce is good. Toast is good. Chicken's a bit better, but it's still nice. It's not what I'd expect from chicken, though. I'd expect it to be a bit more. I don't know what they've done to your chicken. My chicken's good. I've tried three of the four tenders so far. All of them have been a bit bitty. 6.5. I'm saying- What's 10 for you? In the food, it's 10. We know that. You said it's a four. Yeah, but the camera wasn't on then. I'm saying like a 6.5. You're saying a seven. We'll meet in the middle. 6.5. Price-wise, I'm going for a nine. 8.5. Nine. It could be $4, really, couldn't it, really? You can go say that about everything and anything, then. Exactly. Like, £1,800 shop is pretty good. Things in the pound shop aren't even a pound. But when it is a pound, it barks off differently. But Lidl 23p chocolate is a 10 in pricing. Lidl's literally not a pound shop. Lidl 23p chocolate. I can tell you microwave bacon. You don't know about microwave bacon, bro. Used to. Good times. I used to, in the house. I'd never seen anything like it. You have walked that down, what the ****? It's good. What are we giving this out, 10 for food? Food. 6.5. Unfortunately, my- It's a 10. Yeah, we're at a 10. You're also not gonna eat all the other foods with me. So we kind of have to go based on my- Yeah. Know what I mean? Yeah. Know what I mean? But you also went with seven, so it's not far off. 6.8. Okay, 6.8, fine. Our next fast food is Sonic. Now, we have had to come in a car because this is actually only a drive-in. But I've heard they have like 4,000, no, it's like 85 shakes or something like that. I've heard I need to have the jalapeno poppers and the coconut water. Unfortunately, we can't go in, but they do bring it out to you. So service has already started. It's starting good already. Josh is wanting some as well. We're gonna have a quick look at what we can get. So I've been told to try- Ocean water. It's almost a jalapeno bite. They're cheddar peppers. Cheddar peppers. Start order. Help. Thank you for the delivery. Hello. Could I please order some cheddar peppers? Okay, what size? Small, please. Okay, did you need any ranch? Yes, please. Do you want a jalapeno ranch or a regular ranch? Whichever you'd recommend. Jalapeno ranch is pretty good. Okay, yeah, we'll go for that. Anything else? Could we get a crispy chicken sandwich meal combo, please? Okay, fries is that? What's that? French fries or tater tots? Oh, French fries. French fries, please. Anything else for the drink? What drink? Could we get a dirty Dr. Pepper as the drink? Anything else? Yeah, could I then get a supersonic double cheeseburger meal, please? I have 1% battery left. London. Yeah. That's throwing me off. Thank you. Ordered. She came out, said hello. She said, where are you from? Said London. She said, have a great day. There are some Sonics that I've heard, they deliver them on roller skates. Oh. I don't think we're getting that. Yeah, I don't think so. Because the door is right there. And I think they trip out. Yeah, but as far as service goes, as long as they're polite to me when they give me the food, and it's not like super slow. Service seems good. And selection is cool. Like, I'm not going to go, like, I'm a 10, but I think it's a solid, like, eight so far. It's friendly, welcoming, warm. Great recommendations. Let's talk prices. My meal, 10.79 for a burger. They're very aligned. They're so aligned. And I don't know what we've been given this, but I think it's like a seven or eight. 7.5 on the price. Obviously, that might change depending on how big the food is. Kind of don't want to wait in the car. I want to make sure that I'm the person that they hand the food to. I can look them in the eye and say, thank you. And say, great service. Thank you. Why are you a serial killer? Because then if they're like, oh, here you go. You're welcome. Boom. Great service. But if they look at me and judge me because of my crazy eyes. It's nothing to do with Sonic. No, but Sonic is a word. Like Sonic Boom. Like quick. So it should come really fast then if their name is based on that. I'm so intrigued by this ocean water. Three people have recommended it to me, and it is coconut water. Also, I ordered, out of panic, a Dirty Little Pepper. What is that? I don't know. Why is it dirty? I thought it was my little pepper. And they shat in it. A Dr. Pepper float. Food's still not here. It is a little bit slower. Service is through. Sonic is a great, it's not. Sonic ain't hitting. He's not giving head rock vibes. No gold rings for you. Sonic levels. Oh, hello. No way. Hello. No fricking way. Hello. Is that all? It is. All right. So I have two juggles, medium fries, ocean water, crispy chicken sandwich, fries, Dr. Pepper, small Dr. Pepper, and a small lemonade. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Take that one too. Thank you. You can take the food. Let me be on YouTube. If you want to be. Who are y'all? We're called Side Men. Like, yeah, Side Men. Side Men. Yeah, men on the side. On YouTube. On YouTube, yeah. So I can be on YouTube? Yeah. Have a good day. Thank you. Okay. You know what? Took a while. It dropped to a seven because of the time. She brought it back to an eight. This is vibrant blue. That looks good. I don't know what it is though. Coconut water, apparently. It's very nice. No, it's really good. I was trying to decide whether it was like really good. Do you want to try it? I will do. That's... Go on, mate. Weak lips. You can use the straw. Oh, weakest. Oh, it's good. It's really good, right? There's no coconut. It's just like 7-Up. But it's good. It's good. Okay. Now we move on to the food. No? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Oh, this is... Good texture. If this burger's good, I might be top, you know, a jalapeno popper. Is it spicy? No, but it's cheesy. Damn. I like that a lot. Oh, am I a Sonic fan? That is delicious. Oh my God. Also, I don't know if this is a dirty Dr. Pepper. She said Dr. Pepper. Oh yeah, what's in it? I don't know. Give it a little sip, sip. Dr. Pepper. Yeah. Okay. I think she just heard you say Dr. Pepper. It could be good. It could be bad. That could be... That could be unreal. Tomatoes, two patties, lots of cheese, lettuce. Big bite. Out of all the things here, this is the worst part. It feels very... This one, sorry. This tastes very football match. That's not bad though. It's not bad. And I will happily eat the rest of this. I feel like... That's why I pulled a face. Oh, okay. So you made me suffer too? Yeah. This is a six, 6.5. Those are a nine. These two are eight. So I'm rounding mine off. Eight. To an eight. Looks a bit sad. Yeah. I feel like chicken burgers are made to look sad. They are typically quite sad. Why is it so hot? It's fresh. No, this isn't hot. Bless you. Vic is allergic to your bullshit. Okay, Vic. Oh, that is quite light. It's been flat pressed. I like that it's been pressed. Oh. Because it's like crispy. Okay. But soft. It is a crispy chicken burger. Yeah? I like this a lot. Ooh. So would you be... You're happy with an eight, food-wise? Ooh. For sure. Sonic might be top, you know. I give you a Sonic boom. Eight out of 10. Seven and a half. And another eight. Eight booms? Boom. Hey Vic, give me a boom. Boom. Was that eight? I think that was eight. Hopefully. I'll just use this. Jack in the box. Now, a minute ago, we were actually just talking and no one knows what they actually serve. So I don't... Is it chicken? I think it might just be like McDonald's. So Josh is back. Let's go. Let's find out. Is it tacos? And I feel like I might... Ooh. There's tacos as well. What is this? I don't know. Jack in the box. Josh in a box? You've been in a box? Yeah. I did that well. That's how you're having a kid now. I did... Josh in a box too well. That's disgusting. Strange place. I have no idea what I'm going to end up eating here. This one feels sadder. Interesting. No one at the till yet. Service. What's all that looking? Ooh. Red Bull something. Ooh. That looks delicious. Hello. Hi. What would you recommend? What would I recommend? Yeah. I have no idea what to get. Everything is good. Okay. I wonder what these Red Bulls infusions are. You want to try one? Yeah. Could we get a... One of each. Could we get one of each of the Red Bull infusions? Yeah. And then... Could I get a Texas Double Jack please? That's not the plan. No. I wish. We try to do sometimes. Can I get a Jack wrap please? Crispy bread. Crispy please. Did you get a meal? No. Can I get some like regular curly fries please? A regular curly fries. Yeah. Thank you. Ooh. You know what? That is the one amazing thing about America. The new Powerade everywhere. That scares me though. What is that? Could be anything. I'm none the wiser. We did also ask for one of each Red Bull flavor. No, we didn't. And it does say two strawberry ones, but I did kind of go, could we get one of each of the Red Bulls? It's quite a decent pricing I feel. It is. You got a wrap and curly fries for 6.29. I got a big, big burger. Wait, is my wrap three dollars? Yeah. I don't know. Let's see the size first. It might be this big. That's massive. It's at least six inches. Okay. Red Bull infusion. Is it the Red Bull? It's the Red Bull. It had bare syrup in it. Is it not mixed? She's had five pumps of strawberry I swear. I can taste it, but I would think someone might have just laced my Red Bull. Then a huge Powerade by the way. This is a medium. This is a regular. This is bigger than an extra large in England. Yeah, but I want to see a super size. Oh. Oh yes. 10.49 for my meal. I do think that that is, as he said, that is standard. I don't think I can, but I can't remember what ratings I gave everyone else. They're going to find out who I am now. Why? You told them my channel? No. Why did you put Simon in? Oh, okay. I'm not going to give the real... Oh, you just got leaked on bro. By what? Both of you. Give it air con flavor. I'm not going to give the real channel. I'm going to say like, oh yeah, I'm Jack Doherty. They might give you something free. I don't want something free. I want to pay for my meal and judge it fairly. He's just going to give it a two. No, these look good. These look like McDonald's bro. Tell you what, these are fresh to death. A double Jack. How does it look? What we got? It looks like something. It looks sad, but happy. Not an onion fan, you know. There is a pickle. Hiding. Naughty, naughty. This man's killing me with this one. He's really like edging me into the burger. It looks good. Oh yeah. Oh, he's got it in there. He's got sauce on his finger. No napkins. He's got a pen for himself. He's wiped on his lips. I don't know how to describe how plain that is. If you told me to describe this burger, I would say it's meat with... Cheese and lettuce. Cheese, lettuce, mustard. A lot of mustard, by the way. That looks sad. I feel like you choose the saddest meals. I want to get into wraps, like KFC and stuff. So I thought I'd try a wrap today. You're nodding. It's chicken. I really can't, like I wish you could try this. There is nothing. It'd be like going into a kebab shop and you get the burger, like a beef burger from a kebab shop and actually like, it's plain. Yeah. It's good at 3 a.m. It's not good at 6 p.m. These are really good though. Curly fries. I think you should have a curly fry. I'll have one of those, to be honest. This as well. I'm really underwhelmed. Like service, I'm thinking like a... Four? Five? Maybe a six. Six is generous. Five. We'll go five. We asked for... Yeah, true, true. You got something wrong. Okay. Service. Five. Food. Curly Whirlies. Nine. Everything else though. Those. Six. Wrap. Five. Three. I'm giving it five. Five? My whole meatball. I'd give one. It's a four. Your channel. It's not four. It's a four. And then price. Price is fair. Three dollars for this, by the way. Yep. Three for that. That's like 1 pound 80. No, 1 pound 90. It's like a seven. 7.5. 7.5? No, no, no. I feel like we've ended on a bad note. I think it's time to go back to England. There it is. Five fast food places done. Jack in the box. Wasn't great, I'll be honest, but here's the leaderboard overall. Maybe you've had them all before. Maybe you haven't. If you have, have I judged any unfairly? Cheers to Josh and Toby. If I come back, I think I'm looking at going to LA at some point. Maybe I missed out a bunch and I can do a part two of this, so let me know in the comments. Thank you for watching. Peace.