Greek God Name _ Max Amini _ Stand-Up Comedy

What's your name sir? Thaddeus Darius? Thaddeus Thaddeus? Ok, and where are you from? Virginia Thaddeus It's a Greek god Oh really? It's a Greek god? If you don't know, look at me You look like a Greek god No You're so white, you're like, I need something interesting I need to change my name to various. I like it. That's your lady with you Nice to meet you darling. What's your name? Stacy, oh, you're so beautiful. Thanks for coming. Do you guys work for ice? It's very rare I have two super white white extra white transparent white Various type of white comes to a hot show all the way from Virginia I'm very happy you're here. Even if you kick us all out of the country Hong Kong, thank you for coming. You're ******* up the trades, but it's good to have you Hong Kong, that's very cool. Look at how the white guys look enjoy Buddy that's awkward the way you turn around are you like Did you buy something that you're trying to return Maybe she can take it with her to Hong Kong That's so nice of you. Very curious white man. I like that or you just you have Asian fetish, which one? I Love you. What's your name? Ben nice to meet you and your lovely lady. Oh It's this one. Not that one So you're happy to sit next to two white ladies because Ticketmasters just sits people by color Ben and lovely lady Tonya you can't be this shy You can't do this your husband turned around made out with the Asian girl behind her And I'm asking your name So you're dating Ben Congratulations, I mean she's gorgeous. She's Ukrainian. She's young. She's hot and you're from Virginia Where you from Germany, how long ago did you move to us? 1951 You did good and Ben Congratulations at age 158 You're doing fantastic. I mean the fact that you can get it up. I wish I was German And who you're here with You just came by yourself Well, that's so sweet You're alone tonight And and you're in the process of divorce and you came to to laugh and get it off your chest Can love you, dude. This is incredible That's incredible Good for you. And and what are you gonna do? Are you gonna go on a dating app? You're on a dating app already There's got every day. I've been swiping That's good. Good for you Where are my single people? That's it single people Over here single, how long? All your life, I'm sorry to hear that and how old are you? Now we know why he got divorced Oh My god, well, how do you 44 not you? Papers are not even done yet 22 exactly twice your age Who did you come here with tonight? Your parents Your dad is younger than your future boyfriend You know why you're single honey because of these two fires right next to you These parents are the reason you is you're single 22 you never had a boyfriend Yeah, yeah, you gotta find a nice person don't let guys like this guy trick you Okay, this is Max Amini show This is max to the love you don't fall for the food. This is a disaster situation He didn't come here to laugh. This came up to pick somebody up tonight He's hunting like oh Shit Are you kidding me? This is so beautiful you me up I was trying to destroy you and your husband. I Was coming with like, oh, oh, thank you. This is so beautiful Well, you wrote this are you guys married not married thank God They wrote me a beautiful card your gift for turning everyday Moments into pure hilarity is truly extraordinary. Thank you for the laughter Energy and on unforgettable memories and the big dick energy you bring to our house Your presence lights up every room and your rare ability to bring joy through humor Makes us feel lucky to have Experienced it in times when smiles are needed most You gave us many and showed how? Powerful laughter can be thank you for sharing your talent with the world We're excited to see you and see what's next. Please. Let us know. What's your OnlyFans account? This is so beautiful really really I'm shocked you did I'm serious I'll put it here I'll put it like this. It looks like it's my funeral flowers. I Mean this is so interesting that you did this You're Mexican and he's Indian and together you put your thoughts together And you bought such an expensive flower Indians don't do this ---- You know that conversation oh we need to get in some flowers like okay we get one flower very good one more than enough Honey we need to get a lot of flowers like a nice bouquet. I don't know you what is he gonna do with it? I'm really grateful man Really really grateful Gambia you're married to the Hong Kong lady get the cat African and Chinese Wow Congratulations, how long you guys been together? four years 14 years How many kids four kids brother you started African village here in DC Are the kids more Asian looking or African looking from different from different ah So you have two kids she has two kids two different. Okay, okay, don't clap relax Why are you getting so nervous? This is just getting juicy You're your ex-husband was he Chinese Bolivian are you like just around with the black people? Nice girl. I See how you doing it and then you were married to an African. Yeah, two kids In 14 years, so you pretty much raised each other's kids My god, and how did you guys meet? And work, what do you guys work at a refugee camp? What I love how a bunch of refugees go ha ha ha Which camp did you guys meet at? The German love that joke Then pretend that was not funny what type of work do where you guys doing massage parlor The Greek God found that hilarious Stacey he goes out for massages. I promise Guy happy ending comes out with a fortune cookie in his pocket. Watch this She said banking she said banking it's really cool and oh my funeral flowers You should have bought like a stand for this It came with a stand. I think I said no don't buy this then Chinese and African you guys should have a kid ninja will come out like Black ninja will come out You too, Ben. You should have a kid with Tony on it and you would she would give birth to Yoda Ben fell asleep Ben wake the **** up Ben slept the **** Don't say nothing Don't fall asleep in my show, man And the guy next to you, he's also Italian Yeah, you're also Italian. Oh, this is nice. What's your name? in here It's so cool But your mustache is so good so cool is a beautiful you're very good-looking man. What kind of underwear you wear? You wear a thong Spaghetti string in between your ass You're very cool. Uh-huh. I Like a daddy when I just have some coffee some coffee in the middle of the show. Oh I love these Italians. It's and darling. What's your name? Valentina But I didn't mean You know my name Maxine What are you doing in Washington DC What the **** do you do Hard of hearing this guy. You're a young girl. You came out of here. What do you do? That's your full-time job you're that good Wow, what kind of music? Electronics house spaghetti Okay, what about you sweetie what do you do Esthetician so you're the breadwinner. Thank you Then went home So, wait a minute he was with that girl or the lady next to her you pretended that you were his girl Even though his wife was here She was also you create you Ukrainians are so nice like, okay, I beat the butt of the joke He goes this is my lady I think he had Alzheimer he had he had no idea who he came out