Men Are Simple

Want people to make it I don't see people break up and I don't women to act like you know what the **** a man is like Cuz you know Well, I don't know man. I think most men are our sex drivers just higher, you know Most not all but most so because you know That's the thing about women man like Don't because man we got we got the stereotypes. We're dogs. We're cheaters. We don't want to be we just got a **** a lot So ladies don't get in a relationship with a man and you're ready to **** a lot There's gonna be days. You don't want to but you have to that's called a relationship Cuz I'm telling you men men go about three days, that's it after three days that's when we start acting different That's what you're looking at your man. Why are you acting like that motherfuck? You know? It's Friday. We ain't ******* Saturday. What the **** you mean? What's wrong? That's when everything's wrong in the world stupid-ass stool goofy-ass blue curtain **** you got blue curtain for a blue shirt on We're so simple We just got we just got **** Cuz I've been listening to my divorce. I've been a therapy I've been to these men getaways where they try to figure out why we got divorce and stuff They all everybody tries to tell me the number one reason for divorce is finances. No, it's not you keep ******* you keep ******* You'll make it Money's tight, but that pussy loose. We good. Don't worry about it You just keep ******* ladies Don't give him no reason either that's that's goofy talk Can't become a reason cuz I listen. I don't have a boss. I don't work for nobody. I can't imagine being a man I got to work for somebody else. I don't like my boss. I don't like my job. I got deal with it all day I got to come home. All I want to do is sleep with my woman, but it's my wife and my girlfriend That's all I want to relieve all the stress of my day And you know, you're getting I'm tired I'm so tired I got work tomorrow. I Need five ******* minutes baby five ******* minutes What kind of job you got that is so taxing on your body? You can't give me five minutes I'm trying to have no all-night **** fest want to drop this load this hamburger helper go to bed You know how stupid you sound ladies when you say you tired You know what that does to a man's ego Can't be saying that ---- Most men don't need five minutes three three half My series lays so ladies you can't do this for five minutes You ain't got no motherfucking work ladies you ain't got to get off your phone we don't give a **** Send some emails out multitask That's what you should be on Amazon, can I get these shoes get that motherfucking shoes you get shoes I get a nut we happy Now don't abuse the system ladies Don't be trying to sneak in some red bottoms on us Can I get these red bottoms you got to turn around? You can take this ---- to the face You don't get red bottoms and I'm nothing on your back. I'm sorry. You gotta swallow all that ---- What are you doing I'm spilling out red