Joe Jonas funny moments Part 1

You better not be messing up the basement doing your stupid fight club again. No, we're not doing that. No, never. We're just watching porn together. What? Way to think on your feet. This guy. Don't they go to your home though and scream? They must find your home. They do. The other day, there was a couple girls came to our house and they're like, Hi, we're the girls that got you the flowers. And me and Nick were like, Oh, cool, thanks. And they're like, Okay. I love you guys a lot. So they come to our house now. What is the most embarrassing thing to happen to me on stage? You ---- your pants. You did. You ---- your pants. Okay, you pooped your pants. Incorrect. Actually, I didn't even have time to write it down. You're changing it now. Yes. No, you'll go, Oh, yeah. It's fall on national television. Of course. Run the clip. That was embarrassing at the time. No, I don't really care. Our album sales spiked though because of it. Thank you. The sympathy vote's up there. One thing that I think everybody can do better than Joe Jonas is walk. Look at this clip. That makes sense. I don't remember this one. I was drunk for 10 years at the Jonas Brothers. I'm joking. No. So excited. Camp Rock 3 is playing. Congratulations. I just need to know, Why did you make fans wait so long? Exactly. Well, we're just old enough now to look like teenagers again. So we figured if we wait long enough, we'll trick them. It's great. It's like a horror film, actually. Just kidding. Hey, Joe, can I borrow your headband? No. You're hiding my zit. No, I'm just kidding. No, it's not. Well, I don't have a zit right here, but I bumped my head. Shut up, Joe. We have matching ones? Let me see. We have matching bracelets. Oh, yes. She's going to kill me now. This isn't a zit. I actually bumped my head. I went down like that, hitting. I bumped my head, too. You were tripping on the plane last time. I was tripping on the plane. I always have fun whenever I get to work with him because he's my best friend. Getting to like... Oh, my God. Anyways, whenever we get to go... Do we have a handshake? You guys should make up a handshake right now on the spot. There we go. You want to do it? That's it right there? That's it. Hey. No, we do have one. Remember the lazy hand high five? They're making up a handshake. I don't remember. The lazy high five. Oh, yeah, I do remember that one. But it always would hurt. That's why we stopped doing it because I'd be like... I'd come to the set the next day and be like, I feel like I broke my hand last night. You're hearing a lot right now. Well, you know what? You just told the world that I have a zit on my forehead. Are you guys always this giggly in the morning when you're together? Majority. Probably all the time, actually. All the time? Yeah. Unless I'm mad at him or something. Which is probably hardly ever. Yeah, unless she's mad at me. But then we kind of hug it out. I try. Like, Demi, are you really mad at me? She's like, no, just... Just need some air. I'm just like, don't leave me alone. Or something. Why don't you put a heart over the eye? You guys are like a comedy routine. Like, in real life. She should really put a heart over the eye. I think so, too. That ad. You should really wear glasses. I do. My buddy thought these were fake and he tried to poke me in the eye. He went like this. I was like, why did you just do that? You just made my glasses messy. And he's like, oh, they're real? I was like, yeah, they're real. Why would I not wear real glasses? I can do Nick walking in, like, when he's wearing a suit and he's really feeling himself and he walks into a party, he's always like... Demi? Yes? I'm so happy you guys are here today. Have a great day. And then the photo shoot is when he's doing a photo shoot, he always does this. Yeah. He does that. His eyes are... It's really sunny outside all the time. All the time. Inside, too. And he does... Oh, I can do his performance, too. Should I do it? I'm just doing them all. Because you know what? You guys did me on Corden. That's what I'm doing. I did? Yeah. So this is Nick performing. You got me? So Nick, this is him saying the mic. And he always falls back. He goes... You know what I'm talking about? Yes. He picks up the mic stand. He's always flexing, too. Anyway, we love you, Nick. A throwback for us. This is me. And we didn't tell you. We just surprised you with it. I know. You handled it very well. I didn't... I came in too early. I think you skipped a verse or two or something, but it's fine. It was more in the moment. I actually didn't mean to do that one, too. Got it. Yeah. This just came in. Random question. Oh, look. Random question. What's your... What's your guilty pleasure TV show? Which Joe bro is the most well-endowed? You know, this is Nick's words, not mine. But he said he was going to say me. So I'll say me. All right. Okay. In April... Oh, there's more questions? In April... You have 30 seconds. There's obviously only one major heartthrob that comes to everyone's mind. Brad Pitt. And here's why. Brad Pitt is not only a movie star. He's handsome as hell. He's a heartthrob. He covers all the hearts. 12-pack. 16-pack, maybe. Gorgeous hair. You walk into any salon now, what picture do you see? Brad Pitt. Because you... You see Brad Pitt? You want that haircut. He eats in every movie. He still has his 12-pack. You bring up a lot of good points. Also, he's got fangs in that one movie. Aesthetically, gorgeous. Can you name another sexy... Oh, Tom Cruise. God damn it. There's a lot of sexy vampires. You win with the... Are there any other sexy vampires? Brad Pitt, however, he's owned a lot of lives. He is the man of hearts. He carries those hearts... His jar of hearts. He has my heart, Glenn. He has your heart, and you know it. And you've been lying to my face this whole damn time. He's a superstar. He's a movie star. He's also charitable. The guy... He was donating things. I saw it on TMZ. Guy has a heart of gold. And I want to be Brad Pitt. And I know you do, too. That was a hell of a closing argument. You know your heart goes boom, boom with me. You know that bitch is looking for me. Boom, boom. Grandma could be texting like, I'm gonna smack you when I see you. And then you throw a meme in there, and it's all is calm in the world. When has Grandma ever said that? Can you remember the words? Watermelon sugar high. You're the voice I hear inside my head. The song... You're the voice I hear inside my head. We sing this every night. I know. When you have a dramatic music... We actually do. Yeah, we do. Now I got watermelon sugar high. I did that to myself. You're the missing part of me. The reason that I'm singing. I need to find you. Yes! Correct. Or it was maybe easy if you do that one every single night. We do, yeah. Would you rather have Dorito dust on your fingers... Sorry, toe dust? Dorito dust. I was like, toe dust? What the hell is toe dust? There's nothing worse. There's nothing worse than bad BL. It's not the vibe. We're good. The highest compliment we as brothers get is like, you guys smell so good. That's... It's a hard thing to respond to as well. Yeah. Pins and needles, I can deal with. Brain freeze. Yeah, that's like... You can't think through it. I prefer my brain unfrozen. I love a good brain freeze. I brought this ice bucket. It's really a bucket. Great story. It's a bucket you put ice in. And you're giving yourself a brain freeze on purpose. You put your face in it. To finish the story that he didn't continue to tell the rest of the people watching. What? You don't just have an ice bucket. You're just like, I have an ice bucket. I said I bought one. I know, but you didn't tell us what you do with it. I don't need to. I kept going backwards. Hey... I'm moving on but I keep going backwards. See, I keep going backwards. Yeah. Oh, what'd you do to me? Now, I'm barely sleeping. I'm relying on every word I say. Oh... My head's gone. What am I going to do? Oh... Thank you. You'll discover never-before-seen worlds, and quickly... Cut. Let's, uh, let's just do it again. Disney Nature's newest movie, Oceans, is hits theaters on Earth... on Earth Day. Hits theaters on Earth... Earth... You can catch... Catch? What was that? You can catch oceans, which you'll see... here. Here. And Disney Nature will make a dinner... A dinner for you and your friends. You'll also meet the Galapagos Marine Laguna. I met somebody recently, and they were like, Oh, Leos are the worst. I'm like, I'm a Leo. They're like, well, maybe I just haven't met the right one. So... I got it down. How could you say no? If there's one in here, I'd say no, too. But the rest of you... Is there someone in your life you hold real resentment towards? Uh, yeah. The ballerina that... That talked about your small penis? She talked about my penis. She didn't... I don't... She didn't talk about my small penis. That ballerina. To this day, I think she's talking ----, and I don't... I'm not cool with it. And then there's... Shimmering in the light. That's terrible. That's also terrible. This looks fantastic. Look at these beautiful butts of your hairy... You guys got hairy asses, obviously. Mine just is shining. It's a little shimmer. I'm done. I'm done as well. Seven more seconds. Oh, well then... I'm really proud of mine. I think it's the most accurate. Kevin's is actually pretty good. That's... That's really good. Artistic. No, look at mine. Accentuated. I decided to go with a nude album cover. Oh, okay. I felt like that was what we... My original pitch was for it to be a nude album cover, and these guys said, I don't know, Joe. Your butt's a lot bigger than ours, and you will put us to shame. So we decided to put clothing on. I don't think that's how it went down. It went down like that. I want to talk about these video shoots, man. You guys really brought us to the 80s with cool. What about all the wild animals and stuff, man? Did things get a little bit dicey on set, or what? Yeah. A couple people got pooped on. Yes. True story. Did happen. Facts. Okay. Bye, animals. All right. Thank you for clearing that up. Making sure we got that out. How often do you find videos of yourself on TikTok, or thirst traps, or anything like that? I find a lot of thirst traps of Joe Jonas on my TikTok. Looking at the right thing, I guess. I don't get that. That's your algorithm, buddy. Even as a kid, Nick has always been the most serious one in the family. He's almost as serious as his nipples are massive. It's fake. Fake news. It's fake. I'll show you right now. They're not that big. And we all know this is just a meme. Someone photoshopped. We don't know who it was. Or do we?