Joe Jonas-funny moments (MUST WATCH)! [@MaryJustForFun]

We have a little tradition—every guest must say a keyword starting with Taboo our friend Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas You just need to play Taboo Very good Taboo Very good because well-executed yet restrained at the same time I rarely see ones like this What rating do we give it An 8 A 8.5 A good 9 A 9 You've got a 9 to 10 No no Another one He does it really well He deserves a 9 Thank you so much my friend Have a great trip Thanks Joe Thank you You're wonderful Joe you have to do this for the fans You said you'd do it so you have to follow through I know it's just You don't have any other choice Joe you have to do it Are you sure Yes Come on come on It's for the fans Alright alright I hear them shouting Touch me Nick touch me Nick touched me Nick I love you I was in Texas with Nick and it was cold outside But we thought let's go for a motorcycle ride It was the worst I think it was one of our worst ideas It was a terrible idea Joe Our tires were flat too Yes So we got halfway through the block and we said Maybe we should turn around —we're already halfway there My favorite moment on MySpace What My first email ever received—was from Tom I'm the only one who can say that The shortest checkout line you've ever used What do you think it is Yo Nice Space let's head to dinner The first question What is the name of the 9th Jonas Brothers Applebee 'sJesse's Kevin wasn't the sexiest guy in the world and that's a problem He mentioned that did they find the right person Let me answer that question for you Kevin No And Joe I've learned you're in fact a certified heir—right here in New Jersey What does that even mean We can 't do that here That means that if ever I'm in New Jersey and decide I no longer want to be a musician I can go and be a certified heir of New Jersey Yes Have you taken any classes There was this girl I liked and I decided you know what Did she have a baby Look at me Nelly I'm going to kill her They must have swapped my knife with a woman' s knife I think Did they do it Because it was It was wonderfully beautiful and blurry I was doing my best just before going to the hospital They actually did it You've never lied to me Of course not absolutely not That's good We love your name I'm going to kill her Last night I had banana pancakes look at it creamy smoothies It was a lot of things It was great It was a good smoothie but my stomach said I hate you so much Why are you doing this to me Jonas Brothers Calm and a real calm in his hair I was going to do it The painter They said "You're hitting yourself " I thought "How do you do that " It was really nerve-wracking That's something it's glamorous I'm sorry A birthday pancake A here-cream pancake It's true I take the box and she's laughing at it And I don't know why I opened it but I did open it and there was a birthday pancake I'm the new Jonas I think I told myself "Wait " No I don't know if it's necessary to make a film Why not You need to have everything The Secretary of State can handle anything—food beer and you can stick your middle finger up and the Secretary of the Interior who will be decorating theater I don't know if theaters will be very happy about this And the interior doesn't decorate I'm bringing all my friends to make a movie I'm going to do my own You can come with your name but I'm gonna be creative I had no idea I was inspired the whole time That was great dude What did you get for my birthday last year For your birthday last year I received a motorcycle You don't remember I forgot Courtney12 asks Courtney12 isn't that the girl you went on a date with Connected to Courtney11 The water is really good He has a dog that can fly— the McBurgler McBurgler You know the the Burger Man from McDonald' s The Hamburger Yes the Hamburger I just disrespected the Hamburger If he's looking right now I'm very sorry He's a ghost He's the best I use it all the time 3D Like Oh I want a glass of water Joe 3D here I want a glass of water According to a student one-third of the cats in North America are tired Instead of nine lives it 's Oh yes Can I do that again I can try Instead of nine lives the biggest cats now have nine chances Oh Jody Smith Barney Stumpers No I don't know You can buy new ones and get them at half-price And if they look If they see us going by they're gonna be like I had hair and I was angry I was afraid And so was I I was just You wore them today They look just like you Joe What was it like meeting the Kings of Lyon The Kings of Lyon I'm not talking to you anymore Nick It was really fun The Kings of Lyon That's nice Kevin what was it like working with Stevie Wonder It was Kevin and his phone They told me it was a very good job I'm hungry