Tink | The Domino Effect (Part 11 of 14) | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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So now, I got a gun, first gun and I done paid right now this little 50 dollars.
And I still had to get fronted again another 50 pack. Now I'm out here getting my little
little ---- off and I'm happen to be at the park and it's this, this is gay dude
named Tink. He a sissy. Now look, this is the 80s. You could call them sissies in the 80s.
I'm telling you from the 80s. I'm not talking about now, don't write no goddamn letter on me.
Because you know, it was only one in the whole neighborhood back then.
You know, and this sissy is named Tink and we call him Tink the sissy and it's the 80s.
What? And Tink, Tink is more funny than gay. That ************ was a funny dude.
Tink came up, I'm at the park, Tink came up to Ronell.
Ronell! I gotta keep walking over here to get my crack. I don't like it. Ain't nobody sell crack
over there in the apartment that I live in. I'm walking back and forth, back and forth,
my little Reeboks is tore up, back and forth. Tink is so goddamn funny to me because Tink got on
them soft aerobic Reeboks. And he got on leg warmers, like Richard Simmons,
that boy got on leg warmers. And he got them little Carl Lewis shorts. Remember them Carl
Lewis shorts? And Tink, Tink got a wet curl. He got a wet curl, but he wear a Coca-Cola hat over
his. And he got a half shirt on and it say Thriller. And Tink is complaining that ain't no
drug dealers in his apartments. And he tired of walking over here to get his cracks.
You need to send some of your little crack workers over to the Greens.
I'm smart though. I'm listening to the conversation and I had already walked off.
I knew, I know how Tink walked to his apartment. I met Tink in that parking lot. I say, Tink,
he say, what? I said, um, I said, um, ---- is popping like that over there? He said, yes,
we over there. Do you want me to show you? I will show you. Tink, I walked over to the
apartment with Tink. Tink say, go to the pool, go to the pool. I bring him. Let me tell you something.
10 minutes later, I realized why Tink's shirt said Thriller. Cause them motherfuckers came
out the work like zombies. But Tink brought him to me, boy. And I'm over there rolling.
Like, remember Eddie Murphy and Triton places?
