We Took Our Toddler Mountain Biking to a Lake

We're gonna go to the lake There we go, okay, let's get on the bike Lots of Rockies, huh? You ready? Where's the tower I don't see a tower Big one, big one, big one, big one tower Oh, grandma Treasures Oh, big rig Track There's cars Oh Ta-da Good job, ta-da Oh, no Uh-oh Bump I see at the bump The muddy at the big one Muddy Big muddy It is muddy Muddy shoes Are your shoes muddy? Oh, the bike's muddy I know, shoot Let's also fix it I will fix it I fix it Grandma muddy We're all muddy Mama muddy Mama is muddy, shoot Daddy muddy So muddy Go to the lake Lake Go throw some rocks Go in the park Yeah Oh, muddy It's muddy everywhere, wow So muddy I'm a tiny hill So muddy I'm a muddy Muddy Muddy down the hill Big monkeys Where are the monkeys though? Big birdies Big birdies? Like a pterodactyl? Pterodactyl or a bird Are pterodactyls big birdies? Wee Where did they go? Monkeys There's no monkeys though Oh, cactus Look at that Cactus Oh, big bump Pterodactyl Go Let's go Roro, that's a dam Dam Yeah, that's a dam, buddy Do you know what that dam does? Tractor I mean, it's like a big tractor Keeps water in the big lake That's an awkward turn Oh, baby That's a tricky one Bump That's a big rock Are you ready to see the lake? Do you see the big dam I was telling you about, buddy? Duckies There are duckies Okay, why don't you go down there and play with the duckies Okay, you've got to wait for me to go down with you, okay? Uh-oh Up in the birdies 3, 2, 1 Big step Yeah Come back, birdies Good catch Stand up Come back, duckies Mama's going to hold your hand, too All right, buddy Mama ride You want to ride with Mama? Bye, Mama What is that? A flower? I guess it is a flower, isn't it? Don't try Diaper Lucky Yucky Yucky diaper Yucky diaper? Did you poop? I pooped on Mama Baby dinosaur Mama bird Green rocks That's grass That's green grass Green grass Rollercoaster Yeah, this is a rollercoaster It's really crazy Duckies are big, birdies Oh, it's all dead All dead It went night-night Night-night, Mama Night-night, Mama? Mama's not night-night The camera went night-night That's a bike Is that Mama? That's a Muddy Hi, Grandma I'm going to go through the mud Yeah, did she go through the mud too? I'm happy Motorcycle Yeah, you didn't want to ride my motorcycle last time You rode my snow tractor, though You remember Dada's snow tractor? Snow tractor Space car Dada bought a tractor How come you don't want to ride Dada's dirt bike anymore? Dada's dirt Have big one Have Dada does have a big dirt bike So does Roro. Roro has a dirt bike now Dada's dirt bike I got you a dirt bike You just don't want to ride it I don't want to ride it When are we going to ride your dirt bike? Should we ride it soon? Let go Muddy It's not muddy anymore Race car Oh, you like your race car now, huh? How come Dada doesn't have a race car? Baby race car It is a baby race car Tell Mama that Dada needs a race car Down there I'm going down there, Grandma Down there Down there, Grandma Bye-bye