DAVID IS DEAD!

Oh my God, David! David! David! Oh my God. David's dead. What? He must have been drinking off too much. He dehydrated himself. ------- David's dead! Chase, what are you doing? I've got to piss all over him. Hey, what's up? It's Christmas Day and I'm pranking some kids. Hey, look at this guy's shirt. Where'd you get that? Goodwill? No, actually my family doesn't have a lot of money. Oh. Well, I'm really sorry about that. That's, uh... Yeah, you really just made me feel extremely bad. Alright, it's Christmas Day. I hit up my one Jewish friend. Christmas beats Hanukkah. They won. They got us. No one's going to be like, tree or a menorah? A beautiful piece of nature or a tinny, rusted thing passed down from your grandmother. Yeah, no one ever walks into a house and is like, what is that? I love the smell of menorahs. You're going to piss on a dead person? Yeah, David was a real ******* asshole. Look at all those old jokes he made and he ******* died first. I mean, I guess you win in this scenario but I've never seen someone deal with death this way. Hey, ************! Guess who's ******* alive when you're dead? Okay, this is my best friend, Jeff. He used to be super fun. Now he has two kids and he is the grumpiest person ever. It's Tired Dad. Done too much already and it's only 11.30. Tired Dad worked all week and now he's got to be with his family and be told what to do. Not only at work but the minute he gets home. There is little time for Tired Dad to enjoy anything. Hey, look at this girl. I can imagine she's probably not that smart. Actually, I'm a straight-A student. Oh yeah, your dad told me that actually. Congratulations, that's really admirable. Thank you. I never finished high school. I'm going to give him a proper goodbye. Hey, buddy. Quite ironic, isn't it? You with your dead body here. I guess all those jokes that you made came back at you, didn't they? Oh, well. Connor was a bitch, isn't it? Thanks for putting me in your vlog. And I just want to say, also, thank you for giving me the chance to humiliate you the way you've humiliated me so many times with those old jokes. I'm alive. Easter, Passover. That's a wash. Chocolates versus matzah? But then we do the whole thing where you hide the matzah and you can win a little bit of cash. Don't they do that with the Easter eggs? The White House doesn't have a matzah hunt. The White House has an Easter egg hunt. I want to watch all my audio YouTubies. You look like a pedophile with that mustache. I'm going for the pedophile look. You are? I'm trying to be comedic. Comedic? Yeah, it's a comedic look. It's like, how bad can I look? Yeah, well, you're succeeding. Oh, look, it's Universal Studios. Oh, cool. Jason and I need a job! Jason more than me! Get a brother, get a callback! Jason, I got you a job at Universal Studios. Really? What show? Nah. It's an attraction. It's the 3 p.m. show. The 3 p.m. show. Waterworld. Look at this girl. I guess she thinks she's some kind of athlete. I broke my ankle earlier in the year and I missed the entire season. Soccer's my life. Oh. Gee, I'm so sorry to hear that. That must have been painful. Yeah, it was. So is the whole joke you just pick on little kids? Yeah, I guess that's kind of the joke, that I prank kids. You should find a new joke. And one more thing, Liza. Liza is cute. She's wonderful and funny and talented. I know a couple of NBA players, one that plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers, and I think Liza will really enjoy him and maybe start a family. Kyrie Irving? Yes! How'd you know? Pimp cock on him. Ice in his veins. What's up? I'm Josh, and it's time to prank some kids. Hey, nice white shirt. Where'd you get it? The 4-House? It's good to laugh. What the heck? Oh, oh, oh. Quick, quick, babe. Come over here. Yeah. Oh, you know what? We can't see his face. Yeah, yeah. He really was a good-looking kid. Yeah, the Rob Lowe of YouTube. Sleep tight, Dave. You won't be missed. You never saw Angels in the Outfield? Is that a kid's movie? Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays this kid who's in foster care, and he gets adopted at the end of the movie by Danny Glover, and everyone's like, yes! And then we're all like, what about JB? Like, what about JB? And then, right as the movie's about to end, Joseph Gordon-Levitt looks at Danny Glover and he goes, what about JB? And Danny Glover, Murtagh's like, are you kidding? That's the bad Danny Glover impression. He's like, of course JB is coming! And you're like, yes! JB is coming! What's up, everybody? Thanks for watching. Please hit like and subscribe. Look how dark your camera is. You're so ******* dark. I'm ******* David.