SAYING GOODBYE TO LIZA!!!

What's going on? I guess this is goodbye. Goodbye? What do you mean goodbye? Where are you going? I want you to know, Eliza, you meant everything to me. Jason. And you were the best daughter a dad could ever have. She's not your daughter. Do you mean that? Yeah, I like you way better than all your sisters. DJ, Stephanie, Michelle. Those are just the sisters from Full House. No, dad! Don't make this more difficult than it needs to be! You haven't even told me! You haven't told me! You can't leave! I'm going to the store! What? Yes! Go! Go to Whole Foods! Why are you making a big fuss out of the grocery store? You clearly don't get it, David. Jesus Christ, you insensitive prick! You're going to be gone for a couple of hours? Maybe. I might stop by CVS. Are you kidding me? What? You went to CVS and grocery store, dad? Don't do this, Eliza! What do you need from CVS for? They have a better sale on nuts! You know the prices at Whole Foods! You went to CVS for cheaper nuts? I went to CVS the other day. No one made a big fuss about it like this. He's a father! Yeah, I have a dad too. He goes to CVS all the time. Listen to me. Okay. Don't try to stop me. I won't. Don't try to come down the elevator. Wait, where's the music coming from? What's going on? That's music I had prepared, so this could be in a moment. I don't even have speakers in here. What's going on, Jason? It's Bette Midler's Wing Beneath My Wings. I love that song, dad! It's totally appropriate for this moment. That's why I chose it and piped it through David's apartment. It seems it's making things harder on us. I was going to play 21 Pilots, but it wasn't right. I wanted to see you one last time. You're gorgeous. You made me this way. You're gorgeous. You take good care of Liza now. You understand? Okay. I got to go get in a rocket and blow up this asteroid. What? Why do you have to blow up the rocket? He's not brave. Me and Ben Affleck, we're going to go blow up an asteroid. Like Interstellar? Yes, like Interstellar. That's what I wanted to tell you. I'll probably come back as a 12-year-old boy. Because why? Because I'm going through the space-time continuum. That's not how anything works. I have to do this. I have to go to Whole Foods and land in a rocket through the space-time continuum. Just be safe, dad. Turn this way. I can see your face. Turn this way. You can see my face crying. I have some tears. Did you just wipe your spit on her back? You be strong. You be a strong black woman. Independent black woman who doesn't need no man. Black women are stronger. Everybody knows it. You got it? Okay. Like those girls who- In Hidden Figures. Yeah. Just like them. You be just like those girls in Hidden Figures and you don't look back. You got me, Liza? I don't want to look back. I want to go somewhere. One last thing before you go. Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. What's going on? Come on. I can fly higher than an eagle. But you are the wind beneath my wings. The wind beneath my wings. Fly, fly, fly away. So high I almost touch the sky. Thank you, thank you, thank God for you. The wind beneath my wings. You know what? I don't know if I'm going to go now. I've got to get my registration. I have to get my license because I got pulled over. Oh my God, actually? I feel like I should do that for Whole Foods. Yeah. You should take care of that. Yeah, I'm going to take care of that. I'll go to Whole Foods. I'll pick up some stuff. Oh, get some stuff. That's great. Awesome. Done. Awesome. Power team. Hey, Dave. See you later. See you later, Jason. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Snapchat Jason23Nash. Have a great weekend. Today's shout out is Baggy Gatto. So, you're the winner. And I will now give you a proper shout out. Baggy Gatto. Bring it down. Let me shoot across. Okay, have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday with another video. A symphony for me. For me. You know, so I can try. I can fly higher than an eagle. But you are the wind beneath my wings. Sorry, I dropped you there. Are you okay?