Say Goodbye to Woke 😎

so what makes you qualified to be a software engineer for woke Inc well I have a master's in computer science and I won software engineer of the Year award at my previous company well I have a dual degree in both musical theater and gender studies wow gender studies yes Queen do you consider yourself to be an equity Ambassador um I mean I believe God created all people equal did you say God well I absolutely consider myself an equity Ambassador I marched for BLM go black girl magic I posted a black Square on Instagram and all of my social media profiles have #f free Palestine in the bio from The River To The Sea palestin will be free I'm Jewish um let's do a quick word problem if a train leaves Boston at 9:00 a.m. going south at 60 MPH and another train leaves New York at 11:00 a.m. going west at 70 M hour how racist are you uh I'm sorry you should be I want to get a sense of your management skills how have you managed to survive in such a hateful and racist country you know I'll be honest every single day drains me but that's nothing some reparations won't fix let's say you were paired with one of our talented non-binary employees on an assignment on a scale of 1 to 10 how fearful should they be for their lives I don't so a 10 no I don't know a one it's not a zero would you say that you're an oppressor I don't understand this question I need you to say that you're an aiser for the record I can't do this okay just can't this is crazy oh my white people am I right snowflakes