LIZA'S NEW BFF!!

Funny thing about it, I literally spend like $100 a day on alcohol. $100 a day. You can be driving a Lamborghini for $100 a day, but I couldn't drive it because I'd be drunk. Scott likes drinking. I myself, I'm just like completely over it and I used to drink a while ago but like I feel like I'm just like not into it anymore. You're into other things now. I do other things. Yeah, I'm I feel like I'm more productive. David, David. Oh ----. Okay, babe. I made a new friend today. I can't wait for you to meet her. We get along so well. I've never met anybody who acts just like me. I think it's Vanessa. You already invited her over? Squad, squad, squad for life. Squad, squad, yes we're nice. Unless you cross us, then it's spice. What? This is Jason, literally just wearing a cowboy hat. Hi, this is Vanessa. Okay, hi Vanessa. Nice to meet you. No, it's Vanessa. Is she pregnant? I'm coming in. Lies. These aren't boobs. Oh, stop. You're gonna hurt the baby. What are you doing? It looks like he's about to hit the hardest wave of 2017. Okay, you guys are pretty close. When did you guys meet? Like 90 seconds ago. Just about out by the mailbox. I was snooping through people's mail. Vanessa, what are you digging for in there? I'm saying hi to my baby. Who was president when you were born? Obama. So you're about nine years old? I'm nine, because I'm starting my YouTube tomorrow. You're starting a channel? I have a channel. You have a channel? I do. I had no idea you were on YouTube, Liza. Would you be down to do something with me for a second? Yes. Did you go to high school at all? Yeah, I was captain of the cheerleaders and captain of the football team as well. You were captain of the cheerleaders. How were you captain of the football team? I would just rotate. I'd do a play, run over, rah rah, scoomba. Stop. It's so weird. We're so alike. I know. It's freaking me out. I'm doing this right now. Do you do this? No. Do you have a car? Yeah. I have a car. Shut up. I have a Volkswagen Passat. This is weird. I'm not even gonna say it. No, stop saying it. I have a vagina. Do you have a what? What did you say? I have a vagina. Oh, my water's breaking. Are you okay? I have a contraction. Oh, no. It's just gas. I missed 2017. Vanessa? Vanessa? Oh. Who's that? Oh, that's Jack. Oh, really? This is my friend Jack. Jack? More like Jack me off. You like pregnant girls? I'm gonna run on with Jack real quick. You're going off with him? You just met him. Well, I just met you and I already know you're a backstabbing bitch. I saw the way you looked at Jack when he walked in. Jack me off? Jack, I've known you for three minutes. I can't believe you would throw that all away. You're a bailiff. Really? Like a 43-year-old man. Liza, stop. Like a crayon. I'm... It's Jason Nash. It's been Jason this whole time? I am with child. I have subscribers. Is that why? Jason? Yeah. You know, I think we can learn something from this. And Jack, hang on. I'm gonna blow you in a second. Oh my God! This is so great because I literally have no friends. I literally have no friends. Shut up. Oh my God. All my friends died in a plane crash. All of my friends died in a plane crash. No. Wasn't the one going to Cabo? United 316 to Cabo? They went without us. **** those bitches. They'd ******* ---- birds. That's exactly why I planted that bomb on that plane. Oh my God, girl! Y'all! This is dangerous! And which prison do you want to go to one of the time? Thanks for watching the video. Hey! Thanks for watching the video, guys. Yo. Thanks for watching that video. That's sort of the same as the first one. Tweet me at Jason Nash Instagram, at Jason Nash Snapchat. Today's shout out goes to Sarah Blagg. When Jason Nash never shouts you out at the end of his vlogs, even though you like and have been subscribed and bought at FML the movie because you love him. That just warms my heart, Sarah. The love is right back at you. And if I could give you a hug, I would. But I have not showered today, so we'd probably keep it at a fist bump. Oh my God!