DOUBLE DATE WITH LIZA!!

Hey everybody, we're going to a job in Hermosa Beach. A job. That's right, bitch. We got a job. It's just my body doing this. Oh, yeah. Oh, we were at Coachella. Yeah, we were at Coachella. That's why you don't remember it. Thank you. Jason was like, I pointed out this noodle man to Jason and he was like, oh, you like that? What? You like those? I'm like, do you not remember at Coachella? When we were making fun of it? It's all a blur. Yeah, you were on them. Those chips. Those chips that I had. Those salsa. They weren't placed with Dom's weed. What? No. They were just plain chips. No, just tortilla chips. With acid. Guys, I'm going to race this guy. Yes, you should. I know there's six of us in here. No. Check this out. There's only five of us. No. Hi. Welcome to the show. I'm here with very, very nice people. They're all my friends. Why are you saying it like you're doubting everything? Yeah, like you paid me to say it. They're all my friends. To be out on a Saturday and not be with my kids, it's... You are with your kids. You're kind of with your kids. Yeah, you're still babysitting. I don't have to worry about you guys at all. Is this our family vlog? I could watch Aaron drown and not even bat an eye. You're like, oh, Morpheus for me. I think Aaron's out a little too deep. You make me act like Charlie and what? Yeah. Three, two. It's our family vlog. I don't know the rest. This is our family vlog. Where is he? I don't know. Where is he? I don't know. Maybe we should change that, huh? No. Yeah. It's so nice not to be with them today. As much as I love them. Like, I never get a Saturday. Where are they? Oh, really? They're at the house, like, doing nothing. And I felt so bad, but... What is a... They're with Todd. They're at the house with no food. They're with Todd. Or water. They're helping Todd take Instagram photos. They're lathering Todd's body with suntan lotion. I always think about when they grow up, like, I'll just have Saturdays and Sundays free. Like, I won't even know what to do. That's so weird. That's what I thought when I quit Target. I was like, I have Saturdays and Sundays free. What the hell? You worked at Target? For five years? Did you say JewTube? I do JewTube. I'm Jewish. No, you're not. Yeah, yeah. Sing the Hanukkah prayer. That's not right. You started it the wrong way. That's not how you sing it. Here, you do it. There's Target. Are you Jewish? So you just didn't... Offended me. I am Jewish. I am. My mom's Jewish and my dad was Catholic. Or is. And my dad converted. Oh, so you're not Jewish. No, I just pretend I am. What are you saying? I'm Jewish. I'm actually a 16th Jewish. A 16th? You are not. What the heck? Yeah, I am. You are? On my mom's side. Just because I'm brown, don't doubt that I could be a Jew. But I am Jewish. My mom did answer. She peed in a cup. And I told her that she was Jewish. You're so funny. You're funny. We're hilarious. Yeah, you are. I mean, look at Scotty Sire. He's hilarious. Is he Jewish? No. This girl did my eyebrows yesterday. Can you do my back after this? Really? Do they look better? You can't even tell. Yeah, they look nice. Like, you can't tell in a good way. Hey, Jack. It's Jason. Turn around. I just saw you guys go by. Turn around and come back in. We're coming. We're turning. We're here. Stay. On the phone with us. I don't know. I don't know what he said. He gets off the phone so quickly. This is Jack and Fernando. What's up? This is Jack, my manager. Hey. He's been doing such a great job. Look. This is love. He's in the Jason Nash game. Big time. That's what he says every time he calls. Big time. I want to be in the Jason Nash business. Hey, where'd you go? Oh, okay. Okay. Oh, really? You don't say. Hello there. How are you? Good. Wonderful. Hey, you forgot Jason. Oh, Jason. Sorry. I had to tie my shoe. Go. You didn't blur it out. Oh. Who wants this? Go, Jason. The guy in the white t-shirt stinks. He's taking David away from us. We waited 10 hours to see David Dobrik. And gosh darn it, we're going to see David Dobrik. And we're not going to stand for this kind of BS. Yeah. And we're going to light the whole town on fire. Maybe. And we'll see how things go. How does it work? It's not going. Is that good? Oh, that's great. I'm such a precious young man. I can say whatever I want, though, if it's appropriate. Just make sure to bring things. Oh, David. David, I've got it. What the hell? What's happening? The drugs kicked in. Wait. Is this serious? There's something wrong with it. What is it? I'm scared. I'm so scared. Let me get it out. What is it? Let me get it out. Swan goals. No. Jake Paul already used that. You don't like it? Jake Paul used it already. You don't like swan goals? When did Jake Paul use swan goals? I follow Jake Paul's every Instagram photo. He's never used swan goals. The very end. That's always so them. That's the scariest thing I've ever seen. We've got to post this. That's what, when my son was born, that's what his balls looked like. Same. Oh, great. Now, this is what David's look like still. I'm going to get a girlfriend. What do you think? No. I'm going to get on the market. I don't think you should. That'll take time away from us. You got my mind, girl. Black Tinder? You into black girls? I am into black girls. Am I tight? Yeah. Oh, man. You're like long hair, thick ass. Funny. I like somebody funny. So, you're in love with me and Aaron, you're saying? David said if I started dating someone with kids, he'd kill me. We were in the airport. I was like, if I started dating someone who had kids, and I had taken care of them, he'd just go, Jason, I'll kill you. I think I really want to date somebody who does the same thing. I didn't know that sounds incestuous. I was just checking, because everyone was using their vlogger voice, and I was like, who's filming? That's just who we are now. It sounded like there was a camera, and I just didn't know who. The vlogger voice. That's so funny. What's the vlogger voice? Mine's high-pitched, and then mine's also very safe. It's a lot more enthusiastic. Every word is just like... That's so weird. Your laugh goes on way longer. Oh my god, that's perfect. I thought it was Jason laughing. That's good. It's not done yet. Liza, how are you? This is my vlogger voice. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like it. I don't subscribe. What if we... See, I'm doing it now. But it's weird, because I'm doing it now. I'm not even trying. I don't get what you mean. Hey guys, what's up? It's your girl, Liza. We were just at the beach, and there was a bunch of people for a meet and greet. Liza was there taking pictures with people, and she had a booger in her nose. And I go, oh, let me get that. And I wiped it all the way across her cheek. And it was all over here. This giant, mucousy booger just spread across my cheek. The longest booger strand. All the girls were coming in for a hug, and they were just like... Someone just started laughing, and it was just like really awkward. Did someone see it? Yeah, I was like, oh, thanks a lot, babe. And then she still had some in her nose. It was like the longest... You didn't get that? Someone got to touch it, and they cried. Yeah, I swiped it off her face and put it in a little tube, and I'm going to sell it on eBay when I get home. Ew. I got a bad sunburn at the beach. I need silly string. You actually did. I know. Did I? Oh, you go this way to Target? Yeah, we know great dermatologists. Really? Yeah, we're Jewish, and we lived here 15 years. That's all we do is go to dermatologists. I go to Target, but just not for the night, so... Can I help you find anything, sir? Need silly string, it's in A12. I already have something in my hand, and we've been in here for two seconds. He texted us, like, get me flip-flops, size 11. I'll Venmo you. How can you pick out flip-flops for David? There's a million kind of flip-flops. I buy food for me. I'll be eating it, and then he'll come over, and he'll put his hand in it, and eat the turkey, and he'll be like, what kind of turkey is this? It's mine. That's what it is. Yeah. That's the kind, mine. The first thing out of your mouth was, it's a bad day, Jason. And then he said something really disparaging about me that I'm not going to even talk about. You come to the fridge, you complain, you say there's no food, and what do I do? I said there's no more California Pizza Kitchen, and you're like, they're shutting down? And then he comes over here, and he goes, you don't have the turkey, do you? And I go, yes, I do. I have the turkey. The best turkey. And then he's like, f*** you. Something like that. I said thank you, I think. No, you didn't. You didn't. Now the camera's on. You're being nice. Liza yelled at you about being mean. This is great. It's great, right? The camera's on. Different David. Turn it off. I can't turn it off. This is the shittiest turkey I've ever had. So good! Here, you want a wrap? No, Jason. Pickles? No. You want some beer? I'd love some. Thank you. No problem. That's canola oil. I went through this whole bit yesterday, and I forgot. What's up? Hey. So Jason told me to come in here and interview you. Right now? Yeah, are you busy? Yeah, I'm just trying to make a phone call right now. Making a phone call? Yeah. I'll come back later. Okay, I'll let you guys go. Yep. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. Today's shout out is Izzy. Izzy, thank you so much for watching. This is Jake behind me, the intern. Be sure to check out our podcast, Views, which episode four drops on Thursday. You can get it on iTunes. You can get it on Spotify. You can even find it on YouTube. There's someone posting them there. So we love you guys, and we will see you on Wednesday with a new video.