GETTING RID OF LIZA!

Hey, everybody. I want to apologize for some of the sound today. There's a rattling. I got a new camera. There were these little things that were on the camera to hold a strap. There's like a noise, like a noise in the sketch. I tried to cut around it as best I could. I removed them. It'll no longer be that sound. So my apologies. I thought the sketch was really funny, and I wanted to upload it anyway. Um, I actually have a surprise. You know who's never over here? Who? Liza. She's coming over. Liza! Liza's coming over? Hey, Dave. Dave, I didn't invite anyone over. Hey, Liza. Hi. How's it going? What's up? It's good. Okay, just come over here and stand in the corner for a little bit. That's good. Just stay right there. Um, you just invited someone to my place without telling me. You're dating Liza? Yeah, I've always had a girlfriend. Really? I can hear you guys. Turn around a little bit more, Liza. One more sec. Okay. Thanks. Um, just look at the wall. I'll do it this time, bud. She's just hanging out with us. Liza! Yeah? Come on in. Have a seat on the couch. Yeah. Do you want to sit by me, Liza? Yeah, great. Jason, stop. Just slide in. No, can I just sit by Liza? Can I just slide up? I'm sorry. There's not a lot of room on the couch. Can I come on that side? Yeah, come over here. I better come over there, too. No, no, can you just let me just... Jason! Jason? Yeah? Jason, what is it? What is it? You know, there's a little present for you. We got a present. You're gonna love this. Is it in here? No. Not this one? No. This? No, not in there. It's right out here. This is the bathroom? Yeah. See ya, skank. Jason! What? Come on! She has a present for her. Where's Jason? What? What is wrong with you? I don't... I like it better with... It's just... I don't think she's good for you. What do you mean, she's not good for me? I don't like it. Look at her. She's on drugs. On drugs? You made her stare a while. She's used to it now. Stay there. Hey, she's a spy. She's not a spy. For the Russians. She's not a spy. I've never heard her speak Russian at all. I can hear you guys. I'm not a spy. Listen, this is really important to me. Could you just do us a favor and let us sit on the couch? David, she is a tramp. I'm right here, Jason. Oh, sorry. Hey, Liza. Liza, can I get you something to drink? Been working a lot lately, Liza, me and David. I am glad that you came over because... How's things with you, Liza? Here you go. A nice glass of cold ice water. It definitely has a little color to it. It smells like detergent. Liza, I have to tell you. I can't have you dating David. I think you guys are too young. We're 20 and we're in love. Guys, PDA. Come on. Get a room. I need David right now. I need him too. No, you don't. You're fine. Well, what have you told her about me? Yeah, yeah. Good things. All good things. I've said that you were in your... You were there for your kid's birth. Maybe. One of them. Hopefully. One of them I made. Because I mean, I gotta focus on work. Yeah. You know? Which is why, Liza, you need to go. What? You need to go. Jason, I just... Get the **** out of my house. I am here with my boyfriend. I am not leaving. Time to go. Oh, let me take the trash out. Woo, Liza. Jason, just because you have a lot of internal struggles and you're depending upon a 20-year-old boy who puts you in his videos doesn't mean that I need to leave. Do not sweep me out of here. That's racist. How is that racist? Because I look at it. Jason, stop. You ruined our friendship. And you ruined Christmas. Good luck. It's January. We like getting ready earlier so we don't miss it. And good luck being in my vlogs ever again. I'm taking your camera too. You suck. What? What? What? Jason, get away from me. What's going on? You get your hands off me. You get... David! David! He's very strong for being so old. Give her back, Jason. You old sack of ----. Bring the trash. How are you not running faster, David? I don't know. This is so convenient. No, I can fit in here. I'm the perfect size for this. Liza, you're literally going in there yourself. I don't want to be in here. You're going in there yourself. David! Sacrifice Liza. Hey, Liza. Enjoy the trash. Now we can be together. What's up, everybody? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at jasonnash. Instagram at jasonnash. At me on Snapchat, jason23nash. Thank you so much to everybody who's been subscribing to the channel. I do videos Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I do comedy vlog style videos. Some real moments. Some are sketches. Today I'm linking into some of my friends' channels who I really, really love. You should go and subscribe to them as well. David, Liza, Tati, Zane, Scotty, and Carly and Aaron are the ones I'm linking to today. Yeah, just thank you so much. I'll see you on Friday with a new video.