HE RUINED OUR NEW HOUSE!

It was great that they won. Liza! Congratulations! What? Moonlight! You congratulated me because Moonlight won? Jason, I'm Indian. Saturday night, you went to our new house. Okay. You took a ---- in my bathroom. And I didn't plunge it. You guys didn't have a plunger. If it were me, I would've went and got a plunger. Yeah, but Jason, someone ---- on Scotty's floor in my house. So I think that's a little worse than ---- in your toilet. I don't know why you would compare those two. Dude, that's not my problem that someone ---- on the floor in your house. Now, I thought about it a lot, and I was like, well, to go get a plunger, he's hungover, that's kind of a lot to ask. But I do think, in some very, very caveman way, you ---- in that toilet out of some resentment to not living in that house. That is what I surmise today. Look at that! You don't! No, you don't! I literally sent a picture to Heath. I'm like, should I even worry about it? You! No! I sent the middle finger emoji. You did it on purpose. I did. I would've fixed it, but you guys didn't have anything to fix it with. Heath was like, don't even worry about it, dude. Well, I can't wait to come over to your place. You don't even know where we live. Oh, yeah, I do. I dropped you off. Good luck getting into the gate. You don't know that the password is 3649. David, I can kick you hard at lockdown. That's okay. I have a girlfriend, but thank you, Mona. You look like a lesbian soldier I fucked in World War II. You look like, to David, I look like David. Say you look like a lesbian soldier. No, you look like a lesbian soldier. Say it to David that he looks like a lesbian soldier. David, you look like a lesbian soldier. A lesbian soldier? That I fucked in World War II. A **** you two? That I fucked in World War II. A, I fucked you in World War II? Are you gonna do it safe? I did. I'm not a lesbian. I know you're not, we're saying neither. We're saying neither. What about JFK? This pussy killed JFK. Oh, my pussy? Yeah. This pussy killed JFK. Oh my god, are you kidding me? It wasn't Oswald? Listen, bro. What's up? You know I love you, man. Right. I think you're so talented and handsome. You know, people don't tell me that as much as they should. I think what it could be, a little jealousy. I'm glad someone finally said it. So I need to borrow some money. I need about 400,000 just for rent this month. What's all that stuff? That's my camera. For what? I don't know yet. Why don't you sell it? Where would I sell it? Have you ever been to a pawn shop? Oh, yeah. I go to porn shops all the time. No, a pawn shop. Oh, a pawn. You bring things that you don't use anymore and you sell it to the shop. Oh, I do know a pawn shop. There's a porn series. No. They **** girls because they don't have any money. You want me to go get fucked in a video? No. What kind of maniac are you? You haggle. Grab some stuff that you want to sell and I'll show you. A guitar, a camera. Are these your pills? This is signed by Jimi Hendrix. It wore off. Is this a picture of your kids? Just selling the frame. Would they want the kids? I'll buy it from you. A thousand, a thousand, a thousand, and then three thousand. A little cushion. So for next month's rent, you know how much this place is. We live in L.A. Have 700 for the Jimi Hendrix guitar. There's no autograph. Okay, 50. Too much. Sorry. Two dollars. Sold. Two bucks. Thanks, man. This is mine, so. Are those Percocet? Yes, they are. How much do you want for that? Well, I've never sold drugs before, but normally we do 10 pills for 50. Done. Great. Now, Joe, I'm really going to need you to come around up to the 4,000 on these last two items. What do you got? Camera. 39.48. I can do five. Five for this. Sold. In order for you to help me out, $3,943. How about the math, huh? For your kids? I'm not going to sell you my kids. Why would I want the picture frame? I don't know. Why would you want my kids? I own a sweatshop. I think it would be really beneficial. Number one, it's wrong. Number two, I haven't seen them in a couple months. So it would be awkward for me to go over there. I need the $52 now. For this stuff? Yeah, the stuff you bought from me. All right. I have 10. Fine, I'll take the 10. Cool, man. Good doing business. Well, I actually need that money back. For what? Gas. Oh, yeah. I don't want you to break down. Dude, thank you. All right. Well, good doing business with you. How did this work out so poorly for me? Oh, you guys are so cute. What's up, guys? Please hit like and subscribe. Tweet me at Jason Nash. Instagram at Jason Nash. We'll see you tomorrow with a new video. This is a little bonus video today. Thanks for watching. And I love you guys. Hope you like the John Stamos video yesterday. There's no shout out today. I'm not going to shout anyone out. Shout out to my mom and big papa. Not the rapper. My father.